Herr Schtick's Bitches (Hetalia CRACK RAINBOW)It was an average day in Whateversville. Lovino "Fuck You" Vargas was running away like a little pussy from Francis "Pansexy" Bonnefoy, when suddenly, he tripped over a stick. Correction, not just any stick...Herr Schtick, the handsomest stick in the world!More Like This
Lovino did not realize that Herr Schtick was a German stick. Otherwise, he would've just kept running. Luckily, Francis had magically disappeared into a rosebush, sparkles trailing behind him, and it seemed as though all had become quiet.
"I just-a wish that everyone would-a fuck off!" he cursed into the heavens. Herr Schtick, being the stick that it was, said nothing, but that was all that really needed to be said. Lovino looked down at the stick, his eyes glowing with hope, and picked it up.
"You...you understand-a me, don't you?"
"No, don't-a say anything...I know..."
And that was when Lovino became Herr Schtick's bitch.
BUT THAT WASN'T THE END
Two weeks later, Lovino went to the store and bought some bubble gum f