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1) i find out i am actually a mutant and adopted and professor x wants me to go to his academy and join the x-men ok
2) me becoming the skinniest in the class
3) zombie apocalypse
4) i will finish writing my book
5) i get a boyfriend/girlfriend that is cute and nice and has great body/tits and they love me forever aghhh feels
6) i meet tom hiddleston and get a scholarship to rada
7) the british public realise how much of a wanker david cameron is and burn him at the stake (could happen need more clarification)
8) world peace
9) matt smith, david tennant, hugh jackman, tom felton, robert downey jr., tom hiddleston and christian bale retire from acting because they can't deal with the fangirls
10) the 3rd series of sherlock
and on that note
I'M BACKK
DID YOU MISS ME
YES YOU DID
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I'll be normal,
Like you,
I'll act like I'm better,
I'll laugh because someone made a fool of themselves,
Even when it wasn't funny.
I'll yell at my parents,
Because life's not fair,
I'll dress in as little as possible,
So that some guy likes me,
I'll talk behind the back of another friend,
Because they all hate me anyway.
I'll treat you badly,
Because I'm that insecure,
I'll put myself down,
For a friends attention,
I'll take my hand,
And stick it down my throat.
I'll drink until,
I can no longer stand,
I'll get into a car that drives way to fast,
I'll let myself get used,
Then they'll all like me,
I'll be accep
Sta.sh
