ZaDRish - It Wasn't a KissZim stood absolutely still, arms crossed, boots planted stubbornly in the sand. He refused to acknowledge even the warm, slightly salty wind that caressed his face.
"Come on, Zim!" Dib called from the water. He waved at him. "The water's fine!"
Zim glared at him. "No, I hate Earth water! I didn't want to come to the beach anyway, but you talked me into bringing you here!"
He had used the Voot cruiser to fly them to the East Coast, going down almost to Florida in favor of warmer weather and larger waves. He had bathed in paste beforehand, but he didn't plan on going in the water.
Dib shrugged. "All right, your loss." He fixed his glasses, which were strapped tightly to his head with a band so the waves wouldn't knock them off. Then he swam back out.
Zim eventually sat down in the sand. He was still wearing a shirt and pants, though Dib had convinced him to wear swim trunks underneath, just in case. It was too hot to keep boots on; his legs were getting sweaty. He reached down to pull th
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Warning: Violence and sexual themes
Invader Zim Owner: Jhonen Vasquez
Although he is hungry to begin with, Dib knows that he hasn't been given breakfast or whatever. The point is, his meal is late and he is very hungry. A week straight he has been living in this cage and has been feed according to a schedule and now that schedule apparently is changing. It annoys him a lot.
Not to mention Zim not facing the truth. He is a failure; he doesn't even know that his mission is fake. These Tallest people only sent him here to get rid of him. Apparently on his home planet Zim was considered highly dangerous because of his defectiveness. He killed two of their previous leaders, turned the power out because of a faulty snack machine, and destroyed half their home planet in an operation that went wrong solely because Zim exists.
Not only that but his plans are stupid. There is the technology that he can build and it's amazing, but he
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Zim nodded in understanding. "I must agree on that Dib thing, I'm also scared of sex...For personal reasons, but...I do want to have it at some point." Zim said with a blush. He wanted sex, he wanted to know what it felt like...but that damn piece of skin was blocking his way. He was too scared it would hurt and bleed.
Dib almost chocked on his own air supply. 'Zim hasn't!? He didn't do it yet!?' Dib screamed in confusion in his head, this whole time, the human swore Zim might have had sex already. But when Zim said he wanted to, Dib's heart skipped a beat. Dib wanted to have sex too and he felt more comfortable knowing that Zim was scared of sex but wanted it too. The 20 year old felt less like a loser.
"Sorry for the touchy subject, I know how it makes you humans feel." Zim said, staring at Dib with content eyes. He wondered if Dib would ever have feelings for him romantically. Ever wanted to kiss him, or maybe have sex with him. But Zim didn't care about sex...he would actually just
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Zim had left work around 5. He didn't take the alleyways; not wanting to get in a fight, killed, or raped, because now he had something to look forward to in life.
Once Zim got to his apartment, he walked in, unsure of what to do next. Once he walked into his house, he smelled...Hamburgers? Once Zim had smelled himself, he realized it was him. He smelled of work.
Zim didn't want to smell like work when he went out with Dib. But why should it matter? They are friends, just hanging out normally...no reason to get fancy. However, Zim had the need to look his best; but why? It bugged the alien a bit.
Zim shook it off and took a quick shower. Because it was a human shower and it used water, he had to cover his body in paste before going in. His soap also had paste in it. Surprisingly, it left Zim's very clean and soft after.
Zim got dressed in a tight dark purple V-neck shirt and black skinny jeans with red converse. This was Zim's normal wear, but at least he looked well enough for Dib. Ho
ZaDR - Bullied"Look at him over there," Chunk said, nudging Torque and pointing at Dib. The teenager was leaning close to his desk, extremely focused on writing something. "The report's not even due for a week what a nerd."More Like This
"Hey, you know what we should do?" Torque replied. He stopped lifting weights for a second and put them on his desk. "We should beat him up after class."
"Hmm well, it's been a while since I slammed a nerd's face into a locker," Chunk commented, nodding.
"Class is over in ten minutes. We'll get him on the way to lunch." Torque chose a ten-pound weight and started lifting that in one hand, watching Dib with distaste.
Dib finished writing, looked over the paper, and nodded, taking out his laptop to start writing the final draft.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the classroom, Zim was leaning back in his seat with his feet propped up on the desk and a notebook on his knees, mostly doodling instead of writing like he was supposed to be. He glanced at the teacher, but she w
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the two boy's who where once enemies, now held hand in hand as they walked down
the hallways of the school. some would laugh at them, others would be disgusted,
but that didn't matter. the two where very happy and ignored those who dared call
Dib was at his locker getting his backpack out when he was tackled to the ground.
"what the-" he was cut off by Zim giving him a passionate kiss. Zim got up and
helped his love-pig off the ground.
"sorry about that Diblet, i just got a little to excited when i saw you." Zim
apologizes,hugging the boy. Dib chuckles and hugs back. "it's ok." he says,
letting go and pulling out his backpack and closing his locker.
the two of them walk outside, only to realize it's raining. "oh Irk." Zim grumbles,
noticing he forgot his umbrella. Dib forgot his also and sighs. "well.. what now?"
Zim asks. when he felt something warm cover him, he noticed that Dib had taken
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nowhere and attack him. but that couldn't happen because the Dib-stink was
it was Monday, and Dib still wasn't at school. he kinda wished he would be
there today, not only because he wanted that god awful feeling to go away,
but he developed a new feeling for him. but he had no idea what it was.
"the Dib implanted something in me." he mumbled to himself, poking at his lunch
Gir and Mini-moose made for him. "he probably infected me with his.. GERMS!" he
spat. everyone looked at him, wondering what he was doing.
Zim thought quickly, and ate his food. "IM NORMAL!" he proclaimed. everyone
shrugged and went back to eating. now he was waiting for Dib to randomly
yell something at him, or throw another Pork Cow, but he remembered he
was not there.
"it's no fun when the Dib isn't around." he said quietly. he wanted- no, he
needed to see the big headed boy one more time. maybe he could ask him what
he implanted into
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used to the sudden attacks. so when Zim walked to school on Thursday, he expected
Dib not to be far behind.
it was instinct that told him to turn around suddenly and grab the kid by the
collar. but to his surprise, it wasn't the Dib-Human. instead, he held Gaz.
"D-Dib-Sister?!" he stuttered, suddenly dropping her and cowering. Gaz growled
and glared coldly at the boy. as she walked past him, she spoke. "Dib's sick
Dib..sick? Zim slowly got up and looked at the Dib's house. he knew She was telling
the truth because he saw Dib's giant head, stair out into space by his window.
to Zim he looked kinda.. sad. like he didn't want to be trapped in the big house.
"why do that when he could be plaining to stop me?" he thought. Zim slowly
started on his way to school again, trying to see this as an advantage for him,
but just couldn't see the day run by without the human chasing him.
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The green-skinned alien stood among the branches smiling down at the giant machine as it lifted up, leaving a gaping hole lathered in blood and splattered worm babies. His face twisted with a smile, and one of his antennae had popped out of his wig which was quivering in delight. The Earth will be all Zim's, and he'll rule it all. All of these filthy hyumans will either be killed off or enslaved to service the almighty ZIM!
"I've spent eight years on this mud ball of a planet. I've survived each pouring of the acid they call water and went through their pathetic hypnotizing stages they call Skool, survived the attacks of germs and had to deal with Dib-stink. After this mission, the Tallests shall see me as a great invader, the almighty Invader ZIM for all that I'm worth!" Zim shouted to nothing in particular.
It's been so long, with so few results. He was tired of seeing the Tallests pay no respect to him, talking to him like ignorant dirt. They'll
PxDThe day i went up to earth, i felt that i would finally make a friend. I met him, his name was Phillip but everyone made fun of him and decided to call him pip. I tried to hide my smile because i really liked him and i didnt want anyone to make fun of me because i liked him. I was 8 last time i saw him and now i'm going to see him again after all these years.More Like This
I kept remembering that i was so mean to him in 4th grade. But no matter how many times i burned or hurt him he'd still have a goofy grin on his face. That was one of the things i really liked about him. He could put up with all the crap people did to him. That was something i couldnt do.
i couldnt wait to see him again. As soon as i got to earth.............. I saw him..... smiling right at me. I looked away so he wouldnt see me smile or blush. During lunch i couldnt find an empty seat anywhere. But as soon as i turned around i saw him sitting by himself so i went to his table and sat right in front of him. "i missed u
English RosePip walked out of the school building, the last person out, to avoid the rush of children. His eyes flickered over the trodden-down snow, and came to rest on a trodden flower.More Like This
It was a rose, a once beautiful, red, English rose. Its stem was bent and broken; its delicate petals crumpled and crushed, one or two slowly falling off as he gently picked it up. The blonde scooped them up too, and looked sorrowfully at the flower.
He compared it to himself, mentally. He too had once blossomed and been bright and cheery. He had once been a beautiful English rose, so to speak. But, like this poor plant, he had been trodden on, dropped and forgotten and destroyed by these horrible American children who simply could not appreciate foreign beauty. Beauty to these children was good graphics on a war game or a large breasted woman. Beauty of the soul, of the heart, was tossed aside. It didn't matter to them.
Pip gently stroked the soft petals, trying to straighten out the wrinkles and flaws. No matte
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Damien Thorn looked up from the television towards his boyfriend as the blonde moved to sit down on the couch right next to the demon.
"What have you realized? If it's bad, I'm sorry, but if it's not then I'm happy." Damien responded as Pip sat down.
"You're so complicated." Pip stated as he looked down at the ground in front of himself.
Lucy whimpered and nudged her nose under Pip's hand. The blonde absentmindedly looked to her and stroked the Rottweiler's head.
"I feel like I'm handling a ticking time bomb and there are always a million and one different things that can happen depending on what I do. It's crossed my mind hundreds of times that you might be bipolar or schizophrenic." Damien snorted in amusement before letting Pip go on. "I mean sometimes you act like this cool guy who just doesn't give a damn and if the world exploded around you, you wouldn't bat an eyelash. Sometimes you're the class clown who has to make some sort of joke or p
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Gir and I were supposed to do a harmless experiment in our base. Harmless that it would not cause us any problems. Harmless that it would not go wrong. Harmless... Until Gir dropped the container that had the cloth eating virus inside of it and all destruction went loose.
"Master..? Master..?" A voice that was highly familiar called to me. I felt a cold nudge on my shoulder, and another. I heard a soft sob. Am I going to another world where your soul would be forever peaceful and-
"Master! Wake up! Don't leave me!" Gir screamed at me as he was shaking and shoving me until I felt like I want to puke out my organs.
"Gir! I command you to stop! You're giving me quite a headache!" I yelled at him.
"S-sorry master, I thought you were going to those cloud things and have wings and a harp... Please don't leave me Master! Who's going to taste my homemade waffles and watch TV with me!? Oh! How 'bout I invite Mary when you're gone? We'll have loads of f
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Prologue: How it is how it started
A crowd of college students were all gathered in a wide hall. Most were talking amongst themselves and others were fiddling with anything that they had on their hands or using their cell phones and other gadgets… But you could see most were really nervous. Today, their English professor was posting the progress thus far of the semester, it would determine their standing in the whole class and whether they had to haul ass or be put in a piece of mind that they are okay enough not to worry.
“Shit! I didn’t study! I am failing I know I am failing!” A blond girl said, putting a stay piece on her hair behind her ear.
“No you’ll do fine and we DID study remember?” A brunet said putting a hand on her friends shoulder before continuing. “We didn’t study for biology though”
“Oh okay” The blond said relaxing before tensing again. “WAIT! Did you say Biology?”
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Warning: Violence and sexual themes
Invader Zim Owner: Jhonen Vasquez
"You are so obsessed, Dib." At the sound of his sister's voice Dib jumps from his hiding spot in the bushes. Quickly he looks around to find Gaz standing beside him drinking soda. She looks incredibly uninterested.
"Gaz! How did you get here?!" Usually his sister pops up in random places with little to no explanation as to how she got there. Worried about missing something, Dib turns his attention back to Zim's house just as the green alien walks out the front door. GIR, the robot he has, is in his usual green dog costume. With narrowed gray eyes Zim looks around cautiously before leaving the safety of his fenced yard. "You almost made me miss this, Gaz! He's probably planning to take over the Earth again "
"Nnn " Gaz replies and walks off.
"That was weird." Dib mutters to himself out loud before shaking his head and training his eyes on Zim. H
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Dib sighed as he wandered through the circus attractions. On his right children were tossing colored rings onto pegs trying to win a prize; and on his left people laughed and yelped as them ran into each other with bumper cars. He could practically feel Gaz’s irritation with his as he sighed again. Coming to the circus had been her idea; a feeble attempt to try and cheer him up and out of the slump he’d been in for the last 4 days. Behind him he heard gaz stop to play one of the games, the one where you inflate the balloon with water using a small gun. Stopping next to the booth Dib sighed again. He supposed this was better than mopping around the house. Certainly it was better than being shut up in his room thinking about what could have gone wrong in his relationship. Ok yes it had not been an equal relationship; yes he had put most of the effort into it while Keef had been only interested in fucking around. And ok yes he had known the relationship was reaching its end. B
College Fair (ZaDf or R)It was only a few more weeks until summer vacation. Most of the humans at the high school were pretty excited and looking forward to the break. Some were even talking about their plans of where they were going; and some ask if they can go with them. The study Hall were full of soft chatters throughout the classroom. Except for Zim; who was sitting at his desk, looking rather tired. But he wasn't tired, or board out of his mind. He look kind of... Almost upset or worried or.... Depressed. It has been many years since he's been on Earth and many years since he's known Dib. They've been enemies for so long. But it seems that there's something on the aliens mine today as he looks at Dib's empty seat.More Like This
Zim: (his head resting on the desk.) It looks like he's at a another interview today. He's been doing that all week. (He murmured to himself)
The Bell rang, as every student was excited to rush home or go to there after school activities etc. Zim slowly got up from his chair and walked out of
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Zim:Hey, my Tallest!
Zim:Hey, hey, hey, Over here! My Tallest!
Zim:Hey, my Tallest, my Tallest, my Tallest!
Zim:Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Zim:My Tallest! My Tallest! My TalllllllEEEST!
Zim:Hey, my Tallest!
Zim:My Tallest! My Tallest!
Zim:Hey! Hey! My Tallest!
Zim:Muh-my... my Tall...
Zim:Hey, my Tallest! It's me! Look at me!
Almighty Tallest Red:I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been THREE hours now, Zim. THREE HOURS! So, what is it?!!
You May Have My Word- ZaDf/r Chapter 1 On Irk, there is a tradition. A made-up tradition; but a tradition none the less. It is cold and brutal, just like the Irkens who are willing to put themselves through such deadly torment. To them, it is nothing. The Irkens who suffer through this fate have everything to gain, and only one thing to lose.More Like This
They lose it.
It’s not always bloody, and sometimes, that only serves to make it worse. Sometimes, the Irkens cry out and beg for mercy, pity, death, any fate they can get instead of this. They don’t know that death awaits them even if they succeed in this gruesome new mission.
There is no open audience. There have been no survivors. When the cage doors click- when the lights flick on- when they see the haunting face of their opponent- they lose it.
Three claws drummed over a slick metal control panel, the other hand holding up a certain lethargic red-eyed leader’s
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Warning. This is ZaDr. Zim and Dib romance. If you don't like it then go read something else. If you be a troll, you will just be ignored or worse.
I do not own Invader Zim. JV does.
Also, this is an AU story. Alternative Universe. So Zim is good at what he does and is five feet tall, Dib doesn't really believe in the paranormal and is seventeen, Gir isn't the cute derp we know and love, Gaz is somewhat sociable and actually loves her brother, and Purple and Red have respect and faith in Zim.
Chapter 1: Navigating Systems Down
Tallest Purple grinned as he looked over the new and quite eager Invaders. Each figure saluted to the leaders, antennas twitching in excitement. Purple scanned over each one, his grin getting wider and wider as he scanned his short conquerors. Purple stopped when he found a gap in one of the lines. He frowned and turned to Red. He reported the gap and they looked over the list of Invaders. Red finds that he missed the name at t
DaLNr - Can'tI sat on the deck of the Resisty ship, looking out into the blackness that was the main window. Stars don't look too much different when you're sailing amongst them It makes me feel nostalgic in a way. Don't get me wrong, I made the conscious decision to come here with Lard Nar and help them. And I don't miss being at home much I mean, I was ridiculed down there to a point that I wasn't sure if Zim did exist but I feel so small here.More Like This
Like When I was little, dad brought Gaz and I to a dinner party. I didn't know what to expect or what to wear or anything! Dad stayed in his lab coat, of course, and Gaz and I just decided to go as we were. When we actually got there, everyone was dressed like they had just won the lottery. I mean, dad's important and no one pointed out that his children should have been dressed better, but I still felt out of place like everyone was somehow better than me and I could never even begin to understand what
DaLNR - A Chilly EveningThe evening was cool. Every so often a chilling gust would whistle through the streets, which was still crowded despite being about an hour from sundown. The main street was always bustling with people, leaving or going to work, shopping, going to restaurants, and other daily necessities.More Like This
As a particularly strong burst of wind came through, the tall teenager with raven black hair and glasses paused and instinctively turned his side to it, drawing his trench coat around him for warmth and lowering his head so that his cheeks were protected by the high collar.
Seeing that his companion, who despite being thickly bundled in pants, boots, and a hooded sweater was shivering, he forgot about the cold, taking his coat off and draping it around him.
The shorter person, who was about half his height, looking up at him and smiled unsurely, clutching the coat closer. No one else noticed, but his hands and face were of a medium gray shade. "Thanks, Dib," he said quietly.
Dib nodded and continued w
The Only One -DaLNr-Sizzling anger clouded the 22 year old's brain as he walked down the street, hands in his pocket. Golden eyes looked down at the dirty sidewalk, sidestepping the joyous people easily. He was used to dodging crowds and slipping through cracks, unnoticed. Been doing it since he was a kid.More Like This
Usually, the man was laid back. Calm, cool and a vision of the hard earned rebelliousness that took years to create. He was strong, lethal as many aliens and some humans were aware of, and dangerously intelligent. But, now Dib, 'Just Dib' as he was known by enemies and friends, was a looming mass of contempt.
Valentine's Day. Horrid holiday, he thought, seething. It was so fake and ridiculous, with the stupid people of his planet, swooning over superficial gifts and idiotic feelings that had the same density of a marshmallow.
It sickened him. Dib looked up to casually glance around as was his habit to check for any dangers. Instead he got an eyeful of a younger couple, heads together, exchang
DaLNr - TicklishWe had gotten the blood to stop coming out, but it still needed to be wrapped, as he worried it would start again. Granted, the technology on the ship would have been a lot better, but it wouldn't be here until sunrise and we needed something now.More Like This
The Captain's foot, or the ending of his legs, (Don't really know if that constitutes as a 'foot' or not ) was rather skinny and tapered near the ends, causing the make-shift bandages to slip. I set his 'heel' in my lap as I sat crossed legged and thought. He kept staring at it as I worked, in vain, to get it to stay.
"This would have been easier if it were on your thigh." I mumble more to myself, than to him.
"I'm not quite sure how to reply to that."
I look up at him and our eyes meet. I chuckle and shake my head, looking back down to attempt a bow rather than tucking it.
As I wrapped the cloth around the bottom of his foot, my fingers lightly brushed his skin.
He let out an odd squeak and I jumped a bit, quickly pulling my hand away f