ZaDRish - It Wasn't a KissZim stood absolutely still, arms crossed, boots planted stubbornly in the sand. He refused to acknowledge even the warm, slightly salty wind that caressed his face.
"Come on, Zim!" Dib called from the water. He waved at him. "The water's fine!"
Zim glared at him. "No, I hate Earth water! I didn't want to come to the beach anyway, but you talked me into bringing you here!"
He had used the Voot cruiser to fly them to the East Coast, going down almost to Florida in favor of warmer weather and larger waves. He had bathed in paste beforehand, but he didn't plan on going in the water.
Dib shrugged. "All right, your loss." He fixed his glasses, which were strapped tightly to his head with a band so the waves wouldn't knock them off. Then he swam back out.
Zim eventually sat down in the sand. He was still wearing a shirt and pants, though Dib had convinced him to wear swim trunks underneath, just in case. It was too hot to keep boots on; his legs were getting sweaty. He reached down to pull th
Dragon Hatchlings"... cannot understand a single one of his Southern phrases. ... And see her? She's Kimiko; the Dragon of Fire. I used to have a thing for her, but something about having every last bone in my body obliterated in her fiery rage just turns me off. ... That little bald guy is Omi; the Dragon of Water. Li'l dude may be suckish with slang, but he's the only one with any real, moral fiber. I bet the only reason I'm not dead yet is thanks to him."More Like This
Spicer was laying back on his bed, surrounded by mussed photo books. Many pictures had been yanked from their plastic sleeves and arranged, stacked into a sort of biographical slideshow for his youngest. When Tyke had curled up on his chest so willingly, Jack had bent his left leg up and crossed the other over so the ankle rested on his knee. His guessed his new motherly-conscience felt that this closed position was more shielding.
Jack slid the top photo onto the bottom, then lowered the new photo so Tyke could see.
"That's Raimundo; he's t
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He'd always been picked on as a kid, and so he wanted revenge for the way he was looked down upon by everyone, the whole reason he had become evil in the first place.
He was greedy and selfish, but since it'd gotten difficult to keep track of the stuff he wanted, he eventually decided it'd be easiest to just own everything, and thus had come about his desire to rule the world.
He wanted power, but bruised easily and had never really been able to focus on something he couldn't personally identify as art or science, and so he went after Shen Gong Wu for their magic.
Though he had one, his mom was hardly ever around anymore, and so the goth tried instead to keep Wuya's attention and pretend she was his mom for awhile; she wasn't exactly a good maternal influence, but hey, she was female, she was older than him, and she was there.
For a little while, he'd wanted Kimiko, because he want
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The sun shined all through Paris, leaving the whole town gleaming, placing shade in just the right places. The air smelled of freshly baked bread and sweet perfume. Even the citizens held a smile for all to see, although a certain red-head seemed to shine above all else. At least that's what it seemed like to the red-white clad Mime who spotted that pearl white grin from afar.
I want to say it first
That thought had been crossing his mind all day, all year if you want to be specific. That's right; a year, a whole year, right on this very day.
Today marked the one year anniversary for Le Mime and Jack Spicer, his mind was set! No more simple nodding, no more simple smiles, no more keeping quite! He'd had just about enough, he was gonna do it!
First to go was his little bowler hat, settling it neatly upon a nearby bench. His stripped shirt followed, quickly replaced by a red button-up. He ruffled his hair to take it out of it's usual style, smiling a
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Jack swallowed hard, feeling sick to his stomach as he once more stood before Chase Young in the warlords palace, trying to explain his reason for returning.
I dont expect you to forgive me for walking out on you, he began. I dont forgive me. I I guess I thought youd be better off without me, and maybe you are, but I really dont think I can live without you. I know it sounds corny, but I He sighed, keeping his eyes fixed on the floor.
I know its dumb, the goth admitted, but I was wondering if there was even a slight chance that you would take me back ?
You are lucky, you insolent cretin, Chase spoke, the first thing the warlord said to him in three months sending shivers down Jacks spine, that I didnt end your worthless life for assuming you had the authority to end our relationship. He s
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As the two walked back from where Le Mime had been laid for quite some time, it had felt like a long while and Jack looked confused. "Damn it!I can't remember where I parked my jet!" Jack said in frustration, though he had his GPS the weather was messing around with the signal making it unreadable. At this point the weather had turned rotten and it begun to rain, something Jack did not want to be caught in as his hair and makeup would be ruined. Le Mime also did not seem pleased to the rain and looked to Jack worried.
"We'll have to wait for the storm to pass before I can get a signal...either that or we wonder around hopelessly?" The red haired boy suggested with an awkward grin to which the mime pouted not liking any of those options, he gave a shrug and held himself feeling cold as it rained harder. The mime then spotted a large tree which looked to proved a good amount of cover from the water, he tugged at the boys arm and pointed to it. "Hey we can shelter under there!" he said as
Reproductive Joos-ZaDr Part 1 Tallest Purple lounged on his usual chair staring boredly at the ceiling. "Why is being tallest suddenly so boring, Red?" He asked the other tallest, who was currently hovering next to the control panel.More Like This
Tallest Red tapped at his lower lip with a claw as he thought. He couldn't think of anything, usually being tallest was exciting but today just turned out to be slow. "Maybe we're not torturing the shorters enough." He said finally after a long pause.
"Nah, we've done that today but it's just not fun anymore." Purple grumbled rolling to his side to look at Red. "But something's missing did we run maintenance on the massive?" he asked, his left "eyebrow" raising.
"Yes, we did." Red sighed leaning against the nearby wall out of boredom. "Something IS missing, but I don't know what." The first i
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It happened once every year.
It wasn't really a big deal; Zim was used to it by now, ever since he went through the change from the equinox he had to take a week off school and just confine himself to his house.
Sure, it made him irritated and more hostile than normal, but it was just him in his lab for that week so there was no threat of him trying to leave and do something about his discomfort and irritation.
This dreaded event was called, 'Heat' and Zim suffered from it once every year for an entire week before those disgusting needs died down.
He knew the basics; ever since he felt the stirrings within his body, felt his skin grow hot and his mouth dry with this unusual yearning he had done some research on the subject. At first he thought he had contracted some Earth illness; but now he knew better, after all, he had suffered through four of these cycles thus far.
Zim didn't know if he truly had anything to worry about. He wasn't even sure these human things w
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Warning: Violence and sexual themes
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Although he is hungry to begin with, Dib knows that he hasn't been given breakfast or whatever. The point is, his meal is late and he is very hungry. A week straight he has been living in this cage and has been feed according to a schedule and now that schedule apparently is changing. It annoys him a lot.
Not to mention Zim not facing the truth. He is a failure; he doesn't even know that his mission is fake. These Tallest people only sent him here to get rid of him. Apparently on his home planet Zim was considered highly dangerous because of his defectiveness. He killed two of their previous leaders, turned the power out because of a faulty snack machine, and destroyed half their home planet in an operation that went wrong solely because Zim exists.
Not only that but his plans are stupid. There is the technology that he can build and it's amazing, but he
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Zim nodded in understanding. "I must agree on that Dib thing, I'm also scared of sex...For personal reasons, but...I do want to have it at some point." Zim said with a blush. He wanted sex, he wanted to know what it felt like...but that damn piece of skin was blocking his way. He was too scared it would hurt and bleed.
Dib almost chocked on his own air supply. 'Zim hasn't!? He didn't do it yet!?' Dib screamed in confusion in his head, this whole time, the human swore Zim might have had sex already. But when Zim said he wanted to, Dib's heart skipped a beat. Dib wanted to have sex too and he felt more comfortable knowing that Zim was scared of sex but wanted it too. The 20 year old felt less like a loser.
"Sorry for the touchy subject, I know how it makes you humans feel." Zim said, staring at Dib with content eyes. He wondered if Dib would ever have feelings for him romantically. Ever wanted to kiss him, or maybe have sex with him. But Zim didn't care about sex...he would actually just
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Zim had left work around 5. He didn't take the alleyways; not wanting to get in a fight, killed, or raped, because now he had something to look forward to in life.
Once Zim got to his apartment, he walked in, unsure of what to do next. Once he walked into his house, he smelled...Hamburgers? Once Zim had smelled himself, he realized it was him. He smelled of work.
Zim didn't want to smell like work when he went out with Dib. But why should it matter? They are friends, just hanging out normally...no reason to get fancy. However, Zim had the need to look his best; but why? It bugged the alien a bit.
Zim shook it off and took a quick shower. Because it was a human shower and it used water, he had to cover his body in paste before going in. His soap also had paste in it. Surprisingly, it left Zim's very clean and soft after.
Zim got dressed in a tight dark purple V-neck shirt and black skinny jeans with red converse. This was Zim's normal wear, but at least he looked well enough for Dib. Ho
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The green-skinned alien stood among the branches smiling down at the giant machine as it lifted up, leaving a gaping hole lathered in blood and splattered worm babies. His face twisted with a smile, and one of his antennae had popped out of his wig which was quivering in delight. The Earth will be all Zim's, and he'll rule it all. All of these filthy hyumans will either be killed off or enslaved to service the almighty ZIM!
"I've spent eight years on this mud ball of a planet. I've survived each pouring of the acid they call water and went through their pathetic hypnotizing stages they call Skool, survived the attacks of germs and had to deal with Dib-stink. After this mission, the Tallests shall see me as a great invader, the almighty Invader ZIM for all that I'm worth!" Zim shouted to nothing in particular.
It's been so long, with so few results. He was tired of seeing the Tallests pay no respect to him, talking to him like ignorant dirt. They'll
ZADR - Sleepover FluffThere were soft giggles coming from the boy's room that night. A typical Saturday night between the human and Irken ever since they became friends.More Like This
The boys were in Dib's room in their PJs, talking about different things. The green skinned one giggled again, and settled himself in the other's lap. Dib wrapped his arms around him.
"So, what do you have to tell me tonight?" he asked. Every sleepover, they took turns telling each other something secret/important. Zim looked at his hands.
"Uhm... Could I... Skip this week...?" he asked nervously. Dib blinked.
"You've never asked to skip before. C'mon, you must have something to tell me." The Irken buried his face in the other's neck.
"Dib... What would you say if I... said I wanted to be with you...?" The boy looked at him curiously.
"Be with me... how?" Zim flushed lightly, and tightened his grip on the other's shirt.
"G-go out... with me..." he clarified, and froze; waiting for judgment.
"Well let's see," Dib began, and kissed the other'
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Warning: Violence and sexual themes
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"You are so obsessed, Dib." At the sound of his sister's voice Dib jumps from his hiding spot in the bushes. Quickly he looks around to find Gaz standing beside him drinking soda. She looks incredibly uninterested.
"Gaz! How did you get here?!" Usually his sister pops up in random places with little to no explanation as to how she got there. Worried about missing something, Dib turns his attention back to Zim's house just as the green alien walks out the front door. GIR, the robot he has, is in his usual green dog costume. With narrowed gray eyes Zim looks around cautiously before leaving the safety of his fenced yard. "You almost made me miss this, Gaz! He's probably planning to take over the Earth again "
"Nnn " Gaz replies and walks off.
"That was weird." Dib mutters to himself out loud before shaking his head and training his eyes on Zim. H
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Dib sighed as he wandered through the circus attractions. On his right children were tossing colored rings onto pegs trying to win a prize; and on his left people laughed and yelped as them ran into each other with bumper cars. He could practically feel Gaz’s irritation with his as he sighed again. Coming to the circus had been her idea; a feeble attempt to try and cheer him up and out of the slump he’d been in for the last 4 days. Behind him he heard gaz stop to play one of the games, the one where you inflate the balloon with water using a small gun. Stopping next to the booth Dib sighed again. He supposed this was better than mopping around the house. Certainly it was better than being shut up in his room thinking about what could have gone wrong in his relationship. Ok yes it had not been an equal relationship; yes he had put most of the effort into it while Keef had been only interested in fucking around. And ok yes he had known the relationship was reaching its end. B
College Fair (ZaDf or R)It was only a few more weeks until summer vacation. Most of the humans at the high school were pretty excited and looking forward to the break. Some were even talking about their plans of where they were going; and some ask if they can go with them. The study Hall were full of soft chatters throughout the classroom. Except for Zim; who was sitting at his desk, looking rather tired. But he wasn't tired, or board out of his mind. He look kind of... Almost upset or worried or.... Depressed. It has been many years since he's been on Earth and many years since he's known Dib. They've been enemies for so long. But it seems that there's something on the aliens mine today as he looks at Dib's empty seat.More Like This
Zim: (his head resting on the desk.) It looks like he's at a another interview today. He's been doing that all week. (He murmured to himself)
The Bell rang, as every student was excited to rush home or go to there after school activities etc. Zim slowly got up from his chair and walked out of
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Zim:Hey, my Tallest!
Zim:Hey, hey, hey, Over here! My Tallest!
Zim:Hey, my Tallest, my Tallest, my Tallest!
Zim:Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Zim:My Tallest! My Tallest! My TalllllllEEEST!
Zim:Hey, my Tallest!
Zim:My Tallest! My Tallest!
Zim:Hey! Hey! My Tallest!
Zim:Muh-my... my Tall...
Zim:Hey, my Tallest! It's me! Look at me!
Almighty Tallest Red:I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been THREE hours now, Zim. THREE HOURS! So, what is it?!!
You May Have My Word- ZaDf/r Chapter 1 On Irk, there is a tradition. A made-up tradition; but a tradition none the less. It is cold and brutal, just like the Irkens who are willing to put themselves through such deadly torment. To them, it is nothing. The Irkens who suffer through this fate have everything to gain, and only one thing to lose.More Like This
They lose it.
It’s not always bloody, and sometimes, that only serves to make it worse. Sometimes, the Irkens cry out and beg for mercy, pity, death, any fate they can get instead of this. They don’t know that death awaits them even if they succeed in this gruesome new mission.
There is no open audience. There have been no survivors. When the cage doors click- when the lights flick on- when they see the haunting face of their opponent- they lose it.
Three claws drummed over a slick metal control panel, the other hand holding up a certain lethargic red-eyed leader’s
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Warning. This is ZaDr. Zim and Dib romance. If you don't like it then go read something else. If you be a troll, you will just be ignored or worse.
I do not own Invader Zim. JV does.
Also, this is an AU story. Alternative Universe. So Zim is good at what he does and is five feet tall, Dib doesn't really believe in the paranormal and is seventeen, Gir isn't the cute derp we know and love, Gaz is somewhat sociable and actually loves her brother, and Purple and Red have respect and faith in Zim.
Chapter 1: Navigating Systems Down
Tallest Purple grinned as he looked over the new and quite eager Invaders. Each figure saluted to the leaders, antennas twitching in excitement. Purple scanned over each one, his grin getting wider and wider as he scanned his short conquerors. Purple stopped when he found a gap in one of the lines. He frowned and turned to Red. He reported the gap and they looked over the list of Invaders. Red finds that he missed the name at t
ZaDr short story- Not So Cold Hearted Afterall"Shit, Zim. What the hell are you doing out there?" Dib questioned while standing in the doorway. Warmth radiated from the large blue house, but the icy fangs of the winter wind quickly killed it off for anyone outside the oven-like shelter. On the television there was footage of a cozy fire burning, except the professor had rigged it to actually give off heat. It was one of his many fantastic illusions, just like what had become of his 'presence'. "Damn, you must be freezing. Hurry up and get in here, numbskull." The quivering Irken nodded quickly and stepped out of the cold, still shaking even after the door was shut. Wet, muddy boots carelessly marked the floor, but with Zim's entire uniform was frosted with flakes and his lips already slightly blue, it was understandable that manners weren't his main concern. The tension between him and his human nemesis had died down a fair bit over the years, so it was no longer a death sentence to run to Dib's house for protection. They still foMore Like This
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The sureal worlds around me - pounding in my ears, blazing in my eyes, invading my nostrils and ruling my entire body - suddenly disappeared in an instant; killed dead by the wailing torment that streamed from atop my desk.
"Uh . . . shit . . ." I groaned, and with great effort my hand stretched out and slapped across the irritating clock. It immediatly shut up, and for not the first time I cursed Dad's stupid lab assistant for buying it for me.
Today was Wednesday; the sight of the calender made me curse again. My Wednesday timetable was my least favorite of the entire week. Muttering oaths I kicked the duvet off of my body as I lifted myself out of the softest, most comfortable bed in the world, and reached out for my glasses. From the back of my desk chair I snatched up the clean clothes I had set out the night before. Stretching the sleep from my groggy limbs, I headed out of the center point of my haven.
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I licked my lips as I enjoyed the last of my sexual conquest as Dib stood over me. He obviously tried not to watch too closely though I’m sure he liked the view. His breathing was still labored and his face was still very red. He was back in his jeans and shifting uncomfortably, but I could sense, feel, that his entire body felt a million times better. I remembered he had reacted the same way the night before. It must have been some kind of human reaction to the over stimulation.
“Zim…what was uh..” Dib started as he scratched the back of his head, smiling like an idiot, but looking away like he was nervous. “Does this mean we’re like uh..” He chuckled nervously. I raised an eye at him and wondered what he was indicating.
“That we’re what?” I asked as I licked at what was left of the exercise on my lips. He pressed his lips together firmly, still trying to hide his smile and blushing all sorts of red. He s
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We were in the car before Dib said anything. He was out of breath, the both of us having run all the way there from his father’s office. I looked over to Dib, hesitant to put my seat restraints on. He was staring out at the building, his hands clenching the vehicle turning wheel so tight that his knuckles had turned white, the skin constricting over the bone. He didn’t really have an expression on his face. He was just staring, from the building to the center of the wheel. I accidently jumped when he looked over to me. He looked like he was trying to figure out some kind of mathematical formula that was written on my face. He reached over to me and placed his hand on the back of my neck firmly. “You’re okay?” His tone made it sound like it was more of a statement.
I felt my face get warmer, his hand on the back of my neck making me lean closer to his face. Without a noise, I nodded quickly in a one short nod. My body went rigid when he moved
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The ride to the lab was intense. I kept feeling like something was wrong. Zim seemed to be acting stranger than usual. He was touching his face and breathing uneasy. I knew I shouldn’t have let him have his way…This was more dangerous than he realized. What if his hood slipped off? What if his glasses broke? Some of the most curious scientific minds work there and I doubt they’d believe he was wearing contacts. I couldn’t help, but clinch the steering wheel while I tried to calmly instruct Zim to stay close. I was relieved to hear that he wasn’t about to argue or ask too many questions.
When we got to the gate, an officer leaned in my window and checked my id. He didn’t seem to care who was next to me. No one argued about what I did at the lab thankfully. I was the head scientist’s son. Have to admit; it has its benefits sometimes. Zim had been quiet for once and for that I was eternally grateful. It wasn’t until I put
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I awoke to the alarm on my phone blaring at me from my side table. I reached over in a grumpy manner and picked it up to press snooze, my sleep filled eyes burning from the bright light of my screen. It was 5:30am and too early for the sun to be out. I stopped the noisy alarm and let the phone fall out of my hand. I curled back into my covers, groaning. I knew I had to get up to go to work. Every time Dad lets me leave early from work, he always expects me to be early the next day. I sighed as I snuggled my face back into my pillow, curling around the warm lump of covers next to me. I thought I felt something prick my nose lightly and I swatted it away before rubbing the tickled area. It was then I felt the touch of a soft smaller hand grace my shoulder. The ‘pillow’ I was snuggling up against was moving and cuddling closer to me.
“Oh right. Fuck=” I cursed to myself, feeling stupid I had forgotten Zim’s presence. I sighed before s
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When I inquired to look at Dib’s body he became unresponsive for a moment but then his jaw seemed to unhinge. “What’s wrong with your face?” I asked, an eyebrow raised.
“N-nothing. I uh…no I don’t think that’s necessary.” Dib stated with large eyes and a cracked voice. Had I asked something strange of him? Irkens had no issue of nudity. It couldn’t be a modesty thing. All the information Gir had researched for me through the TV promptly showed that almost every age of human was open to being nearly naked. All the young and older, female or male; all dressed half naked on the screen of public TV so it couldn’t be a sacred thing. Why was this such an issue for the Dib thing? Unless he was hiding something!! That has to be it! Maybe he DID get hurt somehow in the scanner and said nothing due the excitement of my own breathing issue.
Zim shook his head and leaned closer into Dib’s space. “No,
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‘W….what the hell did he just call me…?’ I asked myself as Zim drug me out the house by my sleeve. The sky had gotten a little purplish as the night worked its way around. I hadn’t realized how long I had been at Zim’s house. I had to walk with Zim for a little since I parked kind of far. Zim didn’t have a drive way, so I parallel parked a little passed it. He walked slightly behind me, but held onto my sleeve still. He eyed my car and I blushed at my embarrassing ride. It was a bucket, I knew that, but I had forgotten about how Zim had high expectations for mechanics. His own ship had engines that surpassed all on Earth so there was no way I could have impressed him, but I wished it at least wasn’t a beaten up old ass Camaro. Don’t get me wrong, I love my car. I just felt inferior to Zim’s technological experience and tastes.
As I glanced over my shoulder, Zim didn’t seem to mind my car. He wa
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Rating : PG-13
Warnings: Character Death
Summary : One-shot, drama/suspense, no pairings. The Irken Empire has fallen, the Armada is no more, the Tallest are hiding in the remains of the Massive waiting for their doom.
Disclaimer : Its all Jhonens.
Author Note : This is angsty. I intended no pairings, but maybe if you squint
The Massive was deadly silent. Gone were the drones, the soldiers, the robots. Gone were the snacking days. The most powerful ship of the once fearsome Irken Armada had been abandoned by its crew just before crash-landing on a now deserted planet.
In a corner of the main bridge now covered in darkness were two huddled green figures. Their uniforms stained with blood, their armors broken and defective, their paks now useless, their expression tainted with fear, both Tallest curled around one another to share warmth and reassurance in the middle of the cold night.
They knew it wouldnt be long before He came to t
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Tempus Fugit (Time is Fudge)
Warnings: Angst, Character Death
Author note: Nah, not ZADR, not today folks. Well, you can always read into it what you want, but Id rather keep this ficlet neutral
Important note: I KNOW THAT DIBS LAST NAME ISNT MEMBRANE! No need to tell me. Im just using this common mistake in this story, youll see why. Also, usually I write Zim taller than he is in the show, but here he's still tiny. And the first scene happens while Dib is still a kid, like the show.
Disclaimer: Invader Zim and all the characters in it are © Jhonen Vasquez. Im just playing with them.
You you cant just leave! protested the big-headed kid, his eyes shining with disbelief.
You have no say in this, human spat the Invader, while disconnecting the last of his surveillance gnomes. My people need me.
But whos going to try to take over Earth if you arent there anymore?