Bobobo-bo Bobo-bo vs The Mask The FightMore Like This
Breloom: Alright we've analyzed our combatants to their cores and looked at it from every angle
Mewtwo: and considered every possibility.
Doom: Now entertain DOOM with a DEATH BATTLE!!!!
Warning the following fight is canon
The Mask walked out of the warehouse with his usual deranged smile on his face. While boring and predictable he still got enjoyment from completely slaughtering those thugs. Wait they were thugs right? Bah who cares their dead now let the morgue's problem now.
"Hmmm where to go where to go?" He formed a telescope out of his eye as he said this. He was scanning the city looking for someone anyone to have some more fun with. As long as they had a better sense of humor then the last guy...what was his name Pizzaface?
He got his answer when he heard what sounded like something was falling in a cartoonish way. In a exaggerated
Death Battle: Akihiko Sanada vs Josuke HigashikataMore Like This
Layne: That’s it! We’ve analyzed the combatants’ weapons, skills, and tactics! Let’s get this fight started!
Xander: It’s time for a DEATH BATTLE!
A young man walked through the streets of Morioh at night, looking around, his head covered by a hood. All he can see are coffins, stood straight up. The sky was dark, bit it was not the usual night sky. Where it should have been a dark blue, it was instead a dark green. Where the moon should have been a pale silver, it was instead an almost golden green. This was the Dark Hour, a mystery hour hidden between the time of midnight and 12:01. The coffins he saw were all those who lacked the ability to remain aware during it. But it was a rare gift indeed.
He was cloaked in a red cloak, and the hood hid his features. His pants and combat boots were well-worn, and a knife was wrapped around his thigh, and a gun holster was on his waist, a silver pistol visible.
A call was heard in the distance.
Death Battle: Reptile vs RiptorMore Like This
Fylax: Alright, the votes are in and the combatants are set. Let's end this battle once and for all.
Paragon: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
Shao Kahn's Arena
Countless spectators that had come to see the battle between two savage beasts to the death roared in excitement from their seats in the coliseum. One of Emperor Shao Kahn's warriors was to face of against one of Ultratech's deadliest creation, which at that moment was carefully being brought into the arena.
Several Tarkatan warriors carefully moved a large metal crate towards one of the arena's entrance. The creature inside was restless and hungered for blood. As the crate shook and the creature inside growled, the Tarkatans knew better than to let the beast out before it was safe.
Pushing the crate against the arena's entrance, one of the Tarkata climbed ontop the metal crate to let the beast inside loose in the arena. The mutated creature grabbed onto t
Prelude: Kirby vs EmerlMore Like This
Shoptgun and Witch were sitting in a table. With not a care in the world. But then a axe hit the entrance, with Odd and Fastsword shown in the doorway.
Odd: We're bbbaaaaaaacccckk
''Oh, hey'' Witch looked back at her book, not showing any emotions. ''Aren't you happy to see us!'' Said Odd with a irritated tone. ''If by miss, you mean want to punch in the face, and cut off your scrotum and balls, then yes! I do!
''Don't pay attention to Witch, she's just mad to see you here. So do you guys wnat to start this death battle? ''Sure, let's get this started!'' said Fastsword with a excited tone.
Witch: All right let's get this over with ''The greatest enemy you will face, is yourself'' said Gandalf. And it's nowhere near as correctly demonstrated with these two fighters.
Odd: Kirby, the savior of dreamland!
Fastsword: And Emerl, the creation of Noturnus Clan.
Witch: You know who we are! And why were here. So let's get this over with.
(Screen goes to Emerl)
Death Battle: Rainbow Dash vs. PikachuMore Like This
Felicia: The arguments have been made, the data complied and the conclusion reached. I should know. I’m a scientist.
Cecilia: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Death Battle.
Five Minutes Before Match
A trail of rainbow snaked across the sky in zigzagging motions. At the end of which, a was a pastel blue cartoon pony, her face fraught with anxiety as s
DB Prelude: Samus vs. Master ChiefMore Like This
Z: In the distant future, humanity struggles to survive when faced with an alien threat. But even in a future as bleak as this, there is still hope...
Magus: In the form of armored, gun-toting cyber-badasses!
Z: For instance, Samus, the Hunter...
Magus: Or Master Chief, the Reclaimer.
Tessera: I am Tessera, and joining me today are Z and Magus.
Z: And it is our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win-
Magus: Come on, do something else!! This shit before the prelude is always the same... old... thing.
(awkward silence, prompting Z and Tessera to slowly turn and face Magus)
Tessera: "If it's broken, break it 'till it's fixed," as you two are so fond of saying. This, however, is not broken. It works just fine for Wiz and Boomstick; there is no point in changing it.
(another awkward silence, then Z clears throat)
Z: ...a death battle.