how to cure depression1.More Like This
go into the shower.
put the heat as high
as it will go and watch
your skin turn scarlet.
savor the pain.
[it's the only way you know
that you're not dead.]
lather your loofah
with too much soap.
scrub your body
as hard as you can.
pretend depression is filth,
and you're simply washing it off.
don't stop until your skin is raw
and red and the tears are warm
and flow without restraint.
[letting the tears out
is the only way to keep from drowning.]
sit in the bottom of the shower
and cry as loud as needed.
use the noise to muffle your tears.
try not to feel the sobs
as they rack your body too hard.
[everything is too goddamn hard.]
pretend you're ok.
when people ask,
lie and say your fine.
[know you're not fine.]
when your body is drowning,
try and learn to swim.
know it won't work
STRIP MAGIC THE GATHERING!the rules are based on the current legal cards. no new cards for strip magic need be made,More Like This
unless wizards of the coast decides to get funky and make a "strip magic" expansion, similar
to unglued. all wizards of the coast rules apply, such as what is banned or restricted in what
format, etc. strip magic rules are merely layered over the rules already present.
so, here are the present tournament rules. of course for casual play you may do what you
1. Legal State of Dress.
*Both players must wear footwear. All footwear is legal, with the following clarifications:
~ Shoes and socks count as one article of
clothing. This is to ease confusion of sandles. Likewise, stockings and dress shoes count as
* Both players must wear an undershirt or bra.
* Both players must wear a shirt.
* Both players must wear underwear.
* Both players must wear jeans.
* If a player wears a dress, he/she must expose the top or bottom portion of his/her body as
dictated by his/her opponent.