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Client: I don't understand why I'm being charged 10 hours for this, it seems like it should take about 1 or 2 hours, TOPS.
Me: Well, it may seem that way, but it was quite involved. The good news is it is set up now and you can manage it with the front end and you will never need to set it up again.
Client: I took a web design class once. I'm positive this would only take me 1 or 2 hours and I'm not even an expert.
I was asked to design some branding for a gambling lounge.
Client: We want it to have a strong Asian theme. Gold and dark red gradients. Dragons. I's going to be called the Dragon Lounge.
Later…
Me: Here is your identity and poster, let me know what your thoughts are and if there's anything else I can do.
Client: It's a bit Oriental, don't you think?
Me: Errrrr… Yes?
Me: Okay what colors would you like?
Client: Rainbow.
Me: Nothing specific or…?
Client: Yeah, pretty much every color except red. Red isn't very easy on the eyes.