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Though the rate of thefts by cat burglars has risen drastically in the last decade, it is not this fact that is most alarming to the governments or law enforcement agencies of the world. It is the population of cat people that has quadrupled in the last five years that has most of them concerned and the scientific community baffled. One in 250,000 people it seems have succumbed at least partially to the blood born pathogen and since symptoms are not always evident, this statistic could possibly be much higher. One in a quarter million may not sound like a lot but that puts as many as 75 million people in the U.S. alone at risk of being pussies.
It is unclear exactly where or how this virus mutated and infected humans but it has been rapidly spreading ever since. Because cat people tend to be promiscuous, it is the promiscuous humans who are most at risk. According to the experts, this is the most common way