Dear Yaoi Fangirls: I Hate YouMore Like This
I hate yaoi fangirls, and I am one.
You may be looking at me with tears in your eyes right now and saying, "Why Chopstick... why?!"
Well, I'm gonna tell you why.
1. You're just writing about them because they're hot.
Let's just forget that they hated each other in the game. Let's completely forget that both of them were completely straight and had loving girlfriends in the anime. And heaven forbid I bring up the idea that they were really "just friends" in the manga. I'm not really bitching about drabbles or crackfics so much as I am the fifty-page-long epics that completely ignore canon.
AND I MEAN COMPLETELY.
Rinoa was just so whiny and Squall and Seifer were just SO KAWAII, you HAD to kill her or maim her or turn her into a ditzy bitch that Squall despised. I hated her too, you know, but I'm not willing to actually sit down and write her out of the picture in such an abrupt and unlikely way it could be considered a cop-out. For gods' sake, have pride in w
Chapter one (Draft)All I can remember, was that my brother and I were running for our lives. For we were being chased by savage soldiers. Dust blew intoMore Like This
our eyes as we penetrated aimlessly through the streets, looking for shelter. They had killed my parents in front of our very eyes, I have
never heard of such a monstrous act , nor will it be a scene I will never recover from. The streets seemed to be dead with life, what was once a lively place was now made up of mere ruins.
A stranger to the land would have never been able to guess that this was or used to be the town souk. The soldiers shouted something ,but it was in native tongue. I took a glace at Ali, his feet were dripping blood and he
looked as if he would lose conscientiousness any minute. "Keep running!" he shouted. We turned a corner and found ourselves in an old
alley. Even though it was midday and the sun was beating brutally, the alley seemed dark. On both sides there was nothing ,but debris
shattered doors, broken windows and fallen walls