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"Link scares a cat to buy a toy"
Long ago, there was a peaceful land called Hyrule. This was a prosperous land, with rolling green hills and a powerful kingdom. Until one day, a fateful shadow spread across the land, the Twilight. Just when Hyrule seemed doomed, a valiant hero stepped from the darkness, banishing the evil.
But we'll get to that later. First let's talk about a little twerp living in the middle of nowhere. His name is Link.
Rusl and Link are sitting next to the Faron Spring, talking.
Rusl: Say, Link, do you ever feel an unexplainable sadness as the sun sets? It's as if a parallel world blanketed in darkness is falling apart, and yet they're somehow trying call for out help
Link: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Rusl: Well I thought it was poetic.
They sit in silence as the awkwardness passes.
Rusl: Link, I need you to do something for me. The annual Hyru
Walking To WorkI walked to work today, through the rain and cold. My bus was late from the station and my friend wasn't answering their phone. I thought of ways I could punish my friend for turning off their phone: "Maybe I can put some cat hair in his bed?" Jack was severly allergic to cats. "Just what he desreved for making me ruin these pants." Fuckin Jack. Fuckin Rain. Fuckin cats. "No, thats unfare to cats. I'm sorry cats." I muttered to myself. Sorry Cats.More Like This