Operation: ValentineOperation: ValentineMore Like This
"Now then, why did you summon me here?" The Chief Justice asked before sipping some tea.
"My Sellbots have been acting strangely," the Vice President explained as he gazed out his office window at the courtyard below. "They've been exhibiting. . . unusual behaviour," he continued recalling the sight of an unfortunate Cold Caller being molested by a besotted Telemarketer.
The CJ scratched his chin thoughtfully. "Now that you mention it, some of my Lawbots have been acting. . . questionably as well."
"I doubt it."
"Toons are behind it, then."
"Indeed. As I recall, it's about now that the Toons celebrate something they call Valentine's Day."
Oh yes, so it was. "The question now is, what do we do about it."
"First we must establish how they do it."
"I'll send for one of my affected Sellbots." He picked up the phone from his desk. "Hello? 717-3?"A pause. "That's funny, he's not responding-"
Suddenly the door to his office was thrown up. The two Bos