Alice's NightmaresBased off of the Potter Puppet Pals episode: Harry's Nightmares.More Like This
Yes, it's supposed to be stupid.
Alice: "Hello, as Alice Liddell my life is great and enviable. But let me tell you, it ain't all a big slice of cake. I have seen some S--t. I've been orphaned, ostracized, abused, and attacked! I have mental scars! So while I may be pretty and successful in my day life, it is at night that I can't escape from the terrible images that bounce around in the dark cavern that is my tortured noggin. Like this one time, I had a horrible nightmare.
So I was just hanging out, being awesome, when Dr. Bumby showed up. He was all like, "Ms. Liddell, you're not forgetting your past; what are your life plans?" But he just kept getting angrier and angrier and angrier. Finally, he flipped out and he tried to kill me with a hammer!
Another time, I dreamt I was dancing. It was beautiful! I was so great! But then the Cheshire Cat showed up and he started to upstage me! He did moves I've never