NCIS: You Are MineMore Like This
I walk into NCIS headquarters from my day off and walk towards Tony.
"Hey Tony. I'm back from my day on." I smile and lend over on his desk.
"Hey Ziva." He stretched my name out to sound like Zee-vah. "Oh, and its off, back from your day off. What did you do on your day off?"
"DINOZZO, GET BACK TO WORK!" Gibbs yelled.
"Sorry, Boss. Going back to work now." He just smiled at me.
"Well, while you guys work on your case, I will be in the break room." As I started to walk away, I could feel someone staring at me, so I turned around. "Tony! Stop staring at my ass!"
He blushes and goes back to looking at the report papers on his desk. I go to the break room and fall asleep. I wake up at Tony shaking my shoulder.
"Did you guys catch your killer, yet?" I asked tiredly.
"No, but Abby wants to see you."
I go to Abby's lab and she's got the music up so loud that I couldn't even hear my self think.
"ABBY!" She didn't hear me, so I turned off the music.
"HEY! Don't touch my music!"
What NCIS Has Taught Me...What NCIS Has Taught Me:More Like This
Rule #1: Never let Gibbs go without his coffee
Rule #2: Never sweeten Gibbs' coffee.
Rule #3: Never call Gibbs 'Jethro' (Rule doesn't apply to Ducky or Director Sheppard)
Rule #4: Never get Ziva angry.
Rule # 5: Don't read Probie's book.
Rule #6: Don't sleep with cute Asian chicks. (This rule excludes Palmer)
Rule #7: Don't let Ziva drive.
Rule #8: Don't trust Israelis. (Excluding Ziva )
Rule #9: .Don't say 'Fore' when Ducky's holding a Nibblick (nine-iron)
Rule #10: Always carry a knife
Rule #11: Don't lick DiNozzo. (This rule excludes Ziva. She can lick him all she wants.)
Rule #12: Never date a co-worker.
Rule #13: Never call Abby 'Abigail'. (This rule excludes Ducky)
Rule #14: There's no such thing as "coincidence".
Rule #15: Don't drink Gibbs' soup.
Rule #16: .Don't let the car get stolen.
Rule #17: Guilty until proven innocent
Rule #18: Don't let Probie see blood.
Rule #19: Don't leave your bleach tray in.
Rule # 20: Vomit does count as evidenc
NCIS - Valentines DayMore Like This
Ziva David was mildly confused. This was never a good state to find her in as, when she was unsure of a situation, she got annoyed and when Ziva got annoyed her Mossad training tended to kick in. Things often got more than a little bit messy after that. So, for the welfare of everyone working in the NCIS building, they did their very best to make sure she knew what was happening.
Also the cleaning crew had threatened to go on strike, blood was a very stubborn stain to shift and, where a confused Ziva went, blood had a tendency to follow. One of the cleaning crew, a normally mild-mannered, elderly Mexican lady was now reduced to hysterics every time she saw her. Scuttlebutt had it that she thought Ziva was possessed by the devil.
"McGee?" Ziva asked, her brow furrowed. "Why are there many pink envelopes on Tony's desk?"
McGee opened his mouth to reply but then the man in question arrived.
"Why! I will tell you why, Mademoiselle David." Tony said, rounding the corner and throwing himself
marine killed by a vampire 1was a cloudy day in Washington DC the perfect day for the Cullens to take a tour of the city . Carslile had been a friend of NCIS agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Alice and Bella thought it be a good idea to surprise Carslile by taking Gibbs to see him . When McGee was walking Bella and Edward to see Gibbs. They distinctly herd tony ask Zeva " who are those pale people McGoop is with ?" When McGee introduced the Cullens . Although Tony could tell they were seeing each other he thought Hey she's really hot .i wonder if she will break up with him for me . Of course Edward herd this and grasped her hand and abruptly pulled her close making sure to show Tony her ring .As Gibbs walked and McGee explained who they were and what they wanted . Gibbs walked up to Edward and sead "you look nothing Carslile except your eyes "More Like This
Edward replied " me and my siblings are adopted This is my wife Bella "
Yes , Boss ' it was amazing how fast he responded
"Give these two a tour of the building includin