Waiting for CadDisclaimer: I do not own own Star Wars. No profit is being made from this work of fanfiction.More Like This
Summary: It’s Hoth, It’s freezing…. It’s eighteen hours until Bane’s due to pick them up. Looks like it time to break out the old cliches.
Warnings: Horrid fluff. Mildly sexually suggestive.
As the wind howled outside the cave, Aurra fiddled with the controls on the thermal unit, trying to get it to increase the meagre warmth it was emitting. It was no use though. The thing was already running on maximum. It was the tenth time she'd been on Hoth, but you never were quite prepared for the bone seeping cold.
A few meters away Hondo sat propped against a rock, breath misting the air as his frozen fingers fumbled with the screw cap on his spicewine flask. Wrapped in the sub-par survial blanket he'd taken from the escape pod, he was the very picture of Weequayan misery.
"Eighteen hours," he muttered, clen
Friends and FamilyDisclaimer: I do not own own Star Wars. No profit is being made from this work of fanfiction.More Like This
Summary: Two Cloning Around ficlets. Junior makes a new and intresting friend. Bleurgh meets a new and terrifying relative.
Pairing(s): Implied Hondo/Beings of a female persuasion
Warning: General silliness. Won't make any sense if you haven't read the previous Cloning Around ficlets.
"So you're his clone, not just his son?"
Junior nodded proudly. "His only clone."
"He's got other children?" Katooni's eyes widened. Captain Hondo hadn't seemed to be too fond of younglings the first time they'd met.
"Well, Mr. Bane says that there are two on Blue Nebula Station and one on Nal Hutta, but I've never met them." For a moment his expression turned whistful. "I'd like to though, it'd be nice to have a big brother to be pirates with."
Katooni, who'd never seen her own younger siblings, gave him a pat on the shoulder. She knew that she s
Early LearningDisclaimer: I do not own own Star Wars. No profit is being made from this work of fanfiction.More Like This
Summary: A Cloning Around ficlet. Minni sets a
badgood example for her new nurserymate.
Warning: General silliness. Won't make any sense if you haven't read the previous Cloning Around ficlets. Follows on from New Addition.
Minni smiled as she held the weapon it in front of the small, bald infant. "See, blaster... Blasstttur. Can you say it?"
"Bluhtuh." The tiny girl reached out and Minni felt an invisible hand tug at the toy gun. She giggled, removed the pretend stun charge (just like a responsible grown-up person should) and handed the blaster to her new nurserymate, who gave it a shake and then began to chew on the handle. It was, of course, a big responsibility to have a new little nurserymate to look after, but somebody had to teach her about the important things in life, and the other clones just weren't up to it.
"That's a Bla
New AdditionDisclaimer: I do not own own Star Wars. No profit is being made from this work of fanfiction.More Like This
Summary: There's something new and strange lurking in a corner of the nursery. Can the little clones figure out what it is?
Pairing(s): Not a pairing per se, more of a DNA ratio.
Warning: General silliness. Won't make any sense if you haven't read the previous Scum and Villainy Clones ficlets.
Bleurgh looked at the small wriggling thing and wondered what to do.
The fact that the Kaminoans had left it in the old pen in the corner of the playroom suggested that it wasn't supposed to be a snack, but it didn't really look like a new nursery pet either. There was no fur for a start, and the noises it was making weren't the usual squeaks.
After a moment's thought he picked up Zilch's toy septer and lightly prodded at the thing's side. The thing responded by batting it away with surprising force, before making a disconcerting siren like noise. He paused, unc
An, Ann, n Anny Chapter 1Author's Note: Personally, the first time I had my period, it didn't really hurt at all. From then on, however, most of my periods have terrible aching cramps that can make me cry. I've heard, however, that some girls have bad cramps when they get their periods for the first time. Every girl is unique, I imagine. So if this seems unrealistic please remember that I'm not a doctor, and this fanfiction is based on VampireMeerkat's alternate universe based on the cartoon Ed, Edd, n Eddy. The cartoon itself is insane at times.More Like This
Also, please forgive any spelling mistakes or grammar issues and if I accidentally refer to the characters as their original male versions I apologize.
The screams of the young girls cut through the still air like a chopping knife through butter. A tall, slatternly looking girl named An literally carried her two companions as she ran as fast as she could down the sidewalk. One girl she held was Anny, a very short person with long pale ha