Devious Journal EntryOnce upon a time back when I was dating this asshole named Chris. Last year. xDMore Like This
WELL ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS CLIMBING A TREE AND WAS LIKE "omgtreesaresocool". But then this fucking branch broke and I fell out and the branch was like indented into my side and I was like,
"OH MY GOD I THINK I'M DYING HOLY FUCKING TITSDHGFSH"
And my boyfriend was like swag walking in slow motion whilst I was rolling on the ground in pain. And awhile later he came up to me and was like,
"ARE YOUH OKHEY?"
And I was like rolling around and in tears being like, "I- I THINK I'M BLEEDING."
AND THE FUCKING BLONDE DOUCHEBAG WAS LIKE,
"DO YOU WANNA WEAR MY JACKET?"
And this is a true story.