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-This film’s 3D is pants.
-Apparently most of this film was conceptualised by Robert Rodriguez’s kids, which would explain why it is so weird.
-The film opens with a quote said by a fictional character whom we have not met yet. What?
-Sharks are seen acting like dolphins.
-Sharkboy is separated from his dad, but why weren’t they in the same lifeboat, and why does Sharkboy look so emotionless about losing his father?
-Sharkboy is raised by sharks to learn their ways of life – so does that mean he ate people?
-Impossible gills, talons, shark fangs and fins. I know this is meant to be basically a dream the impossible movie, but half of this stuff was just thrown together with no explanation, balance or reasoning.
-Taylor Lautner was kind of cool before Twilight came along.
-Max “hides” Sharkboy in a giant fish tank in the bathroom. So what, his parents don’t even need to pee or show? I know this all in his head at the moment, but when fantasy and