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That awkward moment when you're tied to your ex-wife's new boyfriend who is tied to your half-naked boyfriend.

Niels makes it too obvious who he likes best.

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Niels does not forget, and certainly never forgive, though how harsh his revenges are depends on the person.

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A joke on sophisticated bad guys' odd habit of designing new clothes for the people they kidnap. Bond villains especially liked that.

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People wanted to see 300's twin sister, so here you, and with a bonus.

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Ah, the section M agents. All the other sections simultaneously hate them and want to sleep with them.

One American dollar could buy a German almost a week's worth of food, so while it looked cruel in the last part, it actually helped the general out quite a bit (Yes he has a name now, but I'll save that for later). And no, Alena and Gertrud don't know how their father got the money for food.

The <...> text means they're speaking German. It doesn't really matter in this strip, but later when people will both be speaking English and German it'll be nice to be able to tell who is speaking what.

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I've been wanting to introduce this guy for a long time, and here he finally is.

Yay! Niels got a proper glass eye! Mainly because I didn't want him to look like a lord of evil in this one.

And yes, Drew is from one of the southern states, so he has a bit of dialect but not much.

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Sorry about all the text.

A few things to explain:

This took place in Denmark where the age of consent is 15 years old, so in the age and place where it happened it would indeed be seen as more scandalous that it was with a black woman.

And you might think they they could just be called Niels Senior and Niels Junior, but you don't do that with Danish names, so this is going to be a bit awkward.

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Duncan makes great first impressions.

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Made this comic last year for Comic Party [link] which is why you get two comics about German/Danish relations in a row.

Anyway, when Denmark briefly got a bit of it's border control back last year (stopped 1 in 100 cars or something like that) the Germans didn't just complain that it was against European agreements, but also took it as a very personal attack on them, probably because Germany is the only country connected to Denmark by land.

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A lot of Europeans have asked if I would do a comic about how some Americans act like they personally ended WWII, and the irony of "Do you speak German? No? You're welcome!" of course being that a lot of countries outside of Germany are taught German in school. Not because of WWII, but because Germany is a big and important country so it helps to understand the language. Even I who can only speak very little German understand quite a bit of it, and I don't even know why.

Next after Sweden and Norway, Germany is Denmark's best friend, especially in the tourist season. They have always had a bit of a "I hate to love you" relationship ranging from Denmark still imitating Germany when they were at war, to Germany still wanting to go to Denmark even after it felt betrayed when Denmark briefly got it's border control back.

Even during WWII Nazi Germany treated Denmark nicely (Well, as nicely as Nazi Germany could treat anyone) and made it possible for Denmark to ship 99% of it's Jews to Sweden before Denmark got invaded and then made an agreement with Nazi Germany that the remaining Danish Jews weren't allowed to get killed (mind you, at first a lot died anyway because of the poor conditions, but they got their own special areas when the Danish goverment found out about it) and not be sent to the really bad concentration camps. Danish Jews became quite popular in the camps they went to because the guards would usually steal the food that was sent to people in the camps, but only stole cigarettes and candy from the Danish Jews thanks to the agreement, so they had something to share with people.

And that is the long answer as to why Denmark don't want America to beat Germany up. The short answer being "because he wants Germany to visit his beaches"

Niels & Gang
Manala Next Door

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Stop bothering God, 250! He don't want to hear about what you and your boyfriend do to each other!

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I've seen so many fan-comics talking about Denmark not liking the sea, but that is actually the only part of nature he not only likes, but LOVES.

Denmark is mainly made up of islands so the sea is everywhere, and a lot of Danes feel almost claustrophobic if they get too far away from it.

Denmark is hugging a jellyfish because whenever I talk with Swedes or Norwegians who have been here in the summer, they almost always talk about how insanely many jellyfish we have here.
And the mermaid (merman?) thing is of course a joke on The Little Mermaid. If you want to get something with a mermaid on it, go to a Danish souvenir shop. Mermaids EVERYWHERE!

EDIT: No, I'm not saying Norwegians don't like the sea. Norway is just confused that Denmark does.

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When I went to England I noticed that people would apologize or even freak out if they as much as touched my little finger. At first I thought that maybe I was putting people off, but later it was explained to me that English people are just incredibly nervous about touching people they don't know very well.

I've been to conventions in quite a few countries by now, and England is the only country where most people asked for a handshake rather than a hug.

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Also the facebook page [link]

I always wanted to draw Prussia, Nazi Germany, and Germany together. Didn't plan for it to be a German Sparkle Party picture though... [link]

After a long time, I decided some months ago to create a new platoon of keronians (since I felt I haven't made an orikero for the longest time). This is the first of five new characters i'll be publishing in the following days, which I hope you like :'D.

Also, this new platoon is called the Kōryū Squadron (黄竜戦隊), and a curious fact is that most of it's members are females (except for one young boy who i'll be posting next).

Anyway, enough introductions. Enjoy the bio

Name: Sabebe (サベベ)
Sex: Female
Age: 18
Birthday: November 23
Zodiac Sign: Sagitarius
Occupation: Warrant Officer, Swordwoman

Background: Sabebe was born from a family with a long military tradition, both her mother and father being high officers back then.Since she was very little, she received training from her family, while she developed a free and rebellious spirit, though still feeling unsecure, since she didn't felt strong enough to surpass her older brother (who is a very powerful and famous soldier in the army). As she wanted to prove herself to her family and to his older brother that she can take care of herself, she joined the Keron Army on a very young age...

It was during that time when she met Sakuku and Kurere. The three of them belonged to a rookie platoon which was in charge of their instructor. Kurere and Sakuku developed a huge rivalry each other, while Sabebe, though disliking their personalities at first, befriended them as time passed. She used to be overprotective with Sakuku and scold him whenever he was acting reckless (since Sakuku was more shy and unexperienced back then). At the same time, she started to develop hidden feelings for Kurere, which ended with her having a crush for him, though she never wanted to admit it.

After some time, the three friends parted ways, determined to start their own platoons and prove themselves to each other. While Sakuku formed the Comet Brigade and Kurere his own platoon, Sabebe started her own group as well. When she reached 16 years, she was given the Longyuan, one of her family most beloved weapons, a laser sword with the ability of assuming many shapes depending of the wearer's tought and feelings. Currently she leads a military company of five members. She still wishes to surpass her brother, whom name is a mystery to the rest of her platoon.

Abilities: She is a very skilled and agile swordwoman, and uses a lightsaber known as Longyuan, which was a gift from her family. The light of this saber is pink colored, however the light has the ability of taking many shapes depending of the users toughts (such as bending itself to become a boomerang, or assuming shapes like a spear or an axe). It also has the ability of elongating to higher lenghts. However this sword drains the stamina of the user, so it's prolonged use would cause Sabebe to exhaust faster than usual. Besides her swordmanship, Sabebe is very agile and dexterous, though her defenses are not very good.

Personality: Sabebe is very adventurous and free spirited. She doesn't get scared easily, however she is not prone to rush as she will think carefuly before doing anything. She is also very clever and can point things that doesn't seem obvious (or even know when someone is hiding something from her or the others). However she can feel unsecure of her own abilities as a warrior and a platoon leader.

Although kinda bossy, Sabebe cares a lot for the members of her platoon, and acts sometimes as a "big sister" for them, as she prefers to consider them a family rather than just being their superior. Due for this, she worries a lot for their safety. However she can get annoyed at times when things don't work out, or get depressed when she blames herself if anyone of her comrades get hurt.

She gets annoyed easily when anyone understimates her (though not at the same level as Sakuku). She also has an obsession with order, as she dislikes heavily things like messy rooms or desks, for example. Whenever she is annoyed or embarassed she is prone to stutter a lot, as some kind of a verbal tic.


Aditional Info:

*Her symbol is based on a chinese seal
*Tends to stutter whenever she's nervous or angry
*Enjoys listening to music (specially pop rock (J-Pop) ) and she can be seen listening to it during her off times while she's not doing anything (she has inalambrical earphones which cannot be seen since they are under her earflaps XD) leading to sometimes get easily stuck in the clouds and not listening to others.
-The name of her squadron comes for Yellow Dragon (Koryu) a legendary yellow dragon and one of the Five Guardian Beasts of chinese myth (the yellow is asociated with the Keron Star, a symbol of the Keron race).
-Her earflaps simulates hair, though those are not really hair but part of her hat (just to avoid confussion )
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That's all for now, the rest of the members will come up soon

Sabebe belongs to
Keroro Gunso belongs to Mine Yoshizaki. All Rights Reserved

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Don't show that stuff in Denmark's face if it can't get him drunk!!

We had loads of fun with the English pennies while I was in England. [link]

And a new font because I've long been wanting to use one that mix better with the drawings.

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I've been wanting to introduce this guy for a long time, and here he finally is.

Yay! Niels got a proper glass eye! Mainly because I didn't want him to look like a lord of evil in this one.

And yes, Drew is from one of the southern states, so he has a bit of dialect but not much.

The comics [link]

So much fucking text in this one. My only regret is that I couldn't fit more into it!

But wooo! Agent 300 and Thomas are family now! Thomas is surely thrilled about that!

EDIT: People seem to be a bit confused about the names here.
Yellowfield = Thomas. It's just 300 who's always using his last name.
The people talking in the first panels: Irene and Agent 300.
People talking in the last panel: Agent 250 and Thomas.
Irene and Thomas are together now, but Irene and 250 have a teenage daughter together, who lives with Irene and hates Agent 300 and Thomas.

Hope that helped.

Uh, I can't sleep so I wanted to do a simple suit study, which then turned into a gigolo-looking Agent 300, and then I just decided to make a comic. It was god-sent-sleep-depraved inspiration mixed with Tom Jones music so I hold no blame for this. BC

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Why is it that every time I talk with gay men they end up talking about having kids? Lesbians don't talk that much about children!

Agent 300's dark secret is that he doesn't know how to do housework because his family always had people to do the dirty work, and seeing 250 do it makes him feel useless.

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Two guys you haven't met before. The Asian guy is Boss' secretary, so he's just known as The Secretary. He is a fully educated agent though, so he'll double as a bodyguard as well if ever needed.

The guy next to him is Agent 224, a character that has been around for a long time in my head, but I never did anything with him. He and Agent 300 used to hit the town and pick up women together, which was really all their friendship was about. So he of course have mixed feelings about 300's new relationship, but that's for another comic.
(He looks like Niels here, I know. I need to work more on him)

And poor Robert is offering himself up because he dreams of being an agent, which is never ever going to happen.

Of course I couldn't just make a silly fanservise picture. I had to put a bit of hidden meaning in there that shows how highly Boss think of the individual Agents and how much freedom they are allowed before their actions have consequences.

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Niels does not forget, and certainly never forgive, though how harsh his revenges are depends on the person.

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A joke on sophisticated bad guys' odd habit of designing new clothes for the people they kidnap. Bond villains especially liked that.

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Inspired by a mix of stories different trans-boys have told me.

Nothing is more important than supportive parents. Mind you, it's probably ten times easier for Niels because he never knew Magnus as a girl, so he didn't have to mentally change his idea of Magnus from "My daughter" to "My son".

EDIT: I had hoped I didn't have to explain it, but the point is that Niels screwed up the size, but because he gave Magnus a gift that show he support him, Magnus still prefer it over all the other gifts even though he can't really use it.

Super quick gender bender picture of the main guys from the Niels comics. I would have liked to add Billy and Rose but ran out space on the paper and couldn't be assed. They might get their own gender bender picture later, or I might expand on this picture.

Anyway, what the characters would have looked like if they had live the same lives and gone through the same things but as the opposite sex.
From left to right: Niels, Natalie, Duncan, 250, and 300

Niels would pretty much look like himself in a dress (and of course looking better in the dress than usual), and be a woman with very under-developed curves. Could easily be confused with a young boy if she put on men's clothes which is why she would wear a skirt in the first place.

Natalie still wouldn't be violent minded as a man, and actually be quite the gentleman because that's how her family raised their boys. Would still be pretty materialistic though, and like to dress well.

Duncan would be a very angry and self-loathing bisexual woman who still couldn't quite shake the ghetto style off. He'd be the kind of women who'd kick your ass for looking at her breasts or calling her pet names, and overall still be pretty damn violent minded.

250, well, would be a huge fucking massive dyke who, quite frankly, would surpass even Billy in dyke'ness and still be the most manly person in the story. Wouldn't look or act much different really...

300 would of course be a man eater instead of a lady killer, who used her femininity and sex appeal to get what she wanted.

Scandinavia and The World
Niels & Gang
Manala Next Door

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Stop bothering God, 250! He don't want to hear about what you and your boyfriend do to each other!

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Niels also have a facebook group [link]

As mentioned before 250 grew up on a ranch and 300 had a horse as a teenager to impress the girls, so of course they should go horse riding together some day.

That is by the way Niels' panic face. He has never been more terrified than he is right now. XD

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Stop bothering God, 250! He don't want to hear about what you and your boyfriend do to each other!

The comics [link] (For some reason I can't update the site at the moment)

A favorite pass time of mine at parties is to watch guys get drunk until they get overly emotional and start awkwardly sharing their feelings with each other. Ah, fun times.

And I'm perfectly aware that some of you are now going to think that they should indeed swap partners, but I'll have to blue-ball you on that one.

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Dammit, I just wanted to draw a sexycute picture of 300 lighting 250's cigar. Why do I have to put a joke on everything?

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Lots of copy/paste in this one, but for once it wasn't because I was lazy. I wanted them to not move at all while this was going on.

People keep asking me how the hell Agent 300 still has a job considering how much he seem to fuck up and get captured. But he is actually doing an extremely good job, and he would be hard to replace. His main job is to be seen so Niels know some agency is watching him, and 300 has done his job so well so far that Niels has even started to like him, meaning 300 can get away with things that would get others killed.
Unfortunately he has proven to be a bit too receptive to Niels mind games, which is why he got 250.

250 is hired to be 300 "sidekick" who can help him out of dangerous situations, keep him focused, and otherwise stay out of sight for the most part, working behind the scenes.

So Niels absolutely loathes 250. Not just because he's jealous that his toy has been taken away, but also because he rarely has a clue as to where 250 is! He's sick of 250 messing with the wires, locking doors, and hiding in the shadows right next to his men!

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Ah, the section M agents. All the other sections simultaneously hate them and want to sleep with them.

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Sooo much flirting going on at the workplace.

Thought is would be fun to put 250 in the clothes ~funkdog designed for him.

[link] The comics.

Magnus really is doing his girlfriend a huge favor. Niels and his family have enemies everywhere, so if someone steps into the house who's voice doesn't match their visible gender, then Duncan and Niels' bodyguards aren't going to think, "Oh, that's a transgender person" they'll think, "Guy in disguise! Quick! Knock him out before he shoots Niels! And taze him just to be sure!" Such is the life of a crime lord.

EDIT: This is apparently just as complicated to some of you as it is to Duncan, so let me explain:
Magnus is FtM (Female to Male) so he was born a girl, but feels like a boy and wants to be called "he" and "him" and dress like a boy.
His girlfriend is MtF (Male to Female) so she was born a boy but feels like a girl, wants to be called "she" and "her" and dress accordingly.
Neither of them have had any kind of operations or hormonal treatments because they're both too young.

So it doesn't matter how you look at it, they're a boy and a girl in a heterosexual relationship.

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Lots of copy/paste in this one, but for once it wasn't because I was lazy. I wanted them to not move at all while this was going on.

People keep asking me how the hell Agent 300 still has a job considering how much he seem to fuck up and get captured. But he is actually doing an extremely good job, and he would be hard to replace. His main job is to be seen so Niels know some agency is watching him, and 300 has done his job so well so far that Niels has even started to like him, meaning 300 can get away with things that would get others killed.
Unfortunately he has proven to be a bit too receptive to Niels mind games, which is why he got 250.

250 is hired to be 300 "sidekick" who can help him out of dangerous situations, keep him focused, and otherwise stay out of sight for the most part, working behind the scenes.

So Niels absolutely loathes 250. Not just because he's jealous that his toy has been taken away, but also because he rarely has a clue as to where 250 is! He's sick of 250 messing with the wires, locking doors, and hiding in the shadows right next to his men!

The photo I used for the first picture [link]

The comics [link]

So much fucking text in this one. My only regret is that I couldn't fit more into it!

But wooo! Agent 300 and Thomas are family now! Thomas is surely thrilled about that!

EDIT: People seem to be a bit confused about the names here.
Yellowfield = Thomas. It's just 300 who's always using his last name.
The people talking in the first panels: Irene and Agent 300.
People talking in the last panel: Agent 250 and Thomas.
Irene and Thomas are together now, but Irene and 250 have a teenage daughter together, who lives with Irene and hates Agent 300 and Thomas.

Hope that helped.

There were so many moments in London I wanted to turn into little pictures, but this one insisted on being made.

I have no idea how we ended up like this, but all of a sudden we were walking arm in arm, mowing people on the street down. I think it started when I had to learn not to be polite by stepping out of the way for people. That just doesn't work in big cities.

Yes, that is `alexiuss to the far right, our helping English elves, David and Matt, between us.

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I've seen so many fan-comics talking about Denmark not liking the sea, but that is actually the only part of nature he not only likes, but LOVES.

Denmark is mainly made up of islands so the sea is everywhere, and a lot of Danes feel almost claustrophobic if they get too far away from it.

Denmark is hugging a jellyfish because whenever I talk with Swedes or Norwegians who have been here in the summer, they almost always talk about how insanely many jellyfish we have here.
And the mermaid (merman?) thing is of course a joke on The Little Mermaid. If you want to get something with a mermaid on it, go to a Danish souvenir shop. Mermaids EVERYWHERE!

EDIT: No, I'm not saying Norwegians don't like the sea. Norway is just confused that Denmark does.

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When I went to England I noticed that people would apologize or even freak out if they as much as touched my little finger. At first I thought that maybe I was putting people off, but later it was explained to me that English people are just incredibly nervous about touching people they don't know very well.

I've been to conventions in quite a few countries by now, and England is the only country where most people asked for a handshake rather than a hug.

The comics [link]

Lots of copy/paste in this one, but for once it wasn't because I was lazy. I wanted them to not move at all while this was going on.

People keep asking me how the hell Agent 300 still has a job considering how much he seem to fuck up and get captured. But he is actually doing an extremely good job, and he would be hard to replace. His main job is to be seen so Niels know some agency is watching him, and 300 has done his job so well so far that Niels has even started to like him, meaning 300 can get away with things that would get others killed.
Unfortunately he has proven to be a bit too receptive to Niels mind games, which is why he got 250.

250 is hired to be 300 "sidekick" who can help him out of dangerous situations, keep him focused, and otherwise stay out of sight for the most part, working behind the scenes.

So Niels absolutely loathes 250. Not just because he's jealous that his toy has been taken away, but also because he rarely has a clue as to where 250 is! He's sick of 250 messing with the wires, locking doors, and hiding in the shadows right next to his men!

The photo I used for the first picture [link]

The comics [link]

So much fucking text in this one. My only regret is that I couldn't fit more into it!

But wooo! Agent 300 and Thomas are family now! Thomas is surely thrilled about that!

EDIT: People seem to be a bit confused about the names here.
Yellowfield = Thomas. It's just 300 who's always using his last name.
The people talking in the first panels: Irene and Agent 300.
People talking in the last panel: Agent 250 and Thomas.
Irene and Thomas are together now, but Irene and 250 have a teenage daughter together, who lives with Irene and hates Agent 300 and Thomas.

Hope that helped.

It always amuse me when people say camp gay men act like women, because even the most diva ghetto or valley girls can flick their wrists and change their voice and you'll know they're pretending to be a camp gay man without them even telling you.
So if a woman has to change her movements, voice, and way of speaking to step into the role of a camp gay man, then obviously camp gay men are not acting like women.

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How secret agents take the piss out of civilians and each other.

People keep asking what Jacob would do if someone hurt Nini. Would he even care?
Yes he would.

For those few who don't know, kappas are said to have a bowl on their head filled with water, and if they meet them you should take a deep bow for them because they will bow back and the water will spill out, making them lose their strength.

A less known part of kappa folklore is that samurai are their worst enemy, because they tend to trick or kill kappas when they see them.

All the comics can be found here [link] (It will hopefully start uploading soon)

Yeah, I skipped over a comic about Niels and his eyepatch because there was nothing to do with it other than pirate jokes, and pirate jokes were never really that funny to me.

Anyway, "nisdad" is Kiddo's word for Niels.
Niels been in a relationship with Natalie and Duncan even before Kiddo was conceived (Yes, Duncan is the dad), so when Kiddo was learning to speak he was kinda confused and kept calling both Duncan and Niels "dad" until one day Natalie said "Niels is your other dad" and Kiddo sort of just smashed the words together to "nisdad".

And in case you have no idea what Niels is talking about, people who lose an eye get a temporary fake eye until they can get a proper acrylic eye (they rarely use glass any longer) so the eye socket won't collaps.
The scars won't be permanent either. Niels is far too vain not to get them removed.

EDIT: Natalie isn't pregnant. That's just her crazy hips.