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No joke, just a bit of domestic agents. I usually draw them bickering because that's more fun, but most of the time they find ways to make their differences work and just enjoy each other's company, or they would have split up long ago.

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For the newcomers, he's Scottish.

Wendy drawing her new big family as she sees it.
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Niels does not forget, and certainly never forgive, though how harsh his revenges are depends on the person.
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A joke on sophisticated bad guys' odd habit of designing new clothes for the people they kidnap. Bond villains especially liked that.
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Inspired by a mix of stories different trans-boys have told me.

Nothing is more important than supportive parents. Mind you, it's probably ten times easier for Niels because he never knew Magnus as a girl, so he didn't have to mentally change his idea of Magnus from "My daughter" to "My son".

EDIT: I had hoped I didn't have to explain it, but the point is that Niels screwed up the size, but because he gave Magnus a gift that show he support him, Magnus still prefer it over all the other gifts even though he can't really use it.
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I've been having a bit of an artist block so I made this super quick comic to get myself started.

My tabby cat loves everyone and wants the whole world to be his friend, while my black cat hates everyone, especially the new lady cat.
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It always amuse me when people say camp gay men act like women, because even the most diva ghetto or valley girls can flick their wrists and change their voice and you'll know they're pretending to be a camp gay man without them even telling you.
So if a woman has to change her movements, voice, and way of speaking to step into the role of a camp gay man, then obviously camp gay men are not acting like women. :XD:
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Norway was very proud of their wild albino moose, which they had lovingly named Albin, and the local hunting community had agreed not to hurt it.

Then along comes a Danish hunter and shoots it. The Norwegian anger seemed like it would never end.

In Denmark the case has mainly been turned into a joke. Not because of the death of poor Albin which everybody agrees is sad and stupid, but because for a while the Norwegian media acted like all Danes ever born had put a bullet in Albin personally, when the truth is that most would run in the opposite direction at the sight of anything with horns.
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Duncan makes great first impressions. :D
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If you’re unsure of how America and his sister got the idea that gays are penguins/flamingos just google “gay penguins” and “gay flamingos”.

A lot of people have suggested that Sister America should be a hippie Liberal to counter America’s religious Republican, but I have to admit that I ignored those ideas simply because Sister America is far from a hippie.

But then someone came with the brilliant idea that she should be a Hollywood Liberal who like a parrot just repeats what others have said without really knowing what she’s talking about. That fitted perfectly with America who is just quoting the Bible without really understanding it.

I like to think of them as having the mentality of teenagers. They want to make the world a better place and think they have all the answers, but they have yet to understand how it all works. They'll get there eventually. :XD:
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THAT's NOT A JOKE! It's a PICK UP LINE!

Nothing says holidays like classic pie in da face comedy ^^

i hope you all have a good holiday (or at least enjoy your time away from work/school)

HAPPY THURSDAY/THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
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Sorry about all the text. ^^;

A few things to explain:

This took place in Denmark where the age of consent is 15 years old, so in the age and place where it happened it would indeed be seen as more scandalous that it was with a black woman.

And you might think they they could just be called Niels Senior and Niels Junior, but you don't do that with Danish names, so this is going to be a bit awkward. :XD:
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I've been wanting to introduce this guy for a long time, and here he finally is. :)

Yay! Niels got a proper glass eye! Mainly because I didn't want him to look like a lord of evil in this one. :XD:

And yes, Drew is from one of the southern states, so he has a bit of dialect but not much.
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I was pretty impressed after watching the trailer for "The Thing" (a prequel to the old movie of the same name) to see that the Norwegian team was actually played by Norwegian actors, with two Danish actors in between. Don't know if the Danes are supposed to be playing Norwegians, but I noticed they had Danish last names.

The Americans in the movie were played by, obviously, Americans, an Australian and an Englishman, but I forgot to add England. I'm sorry. :(

This is how the SaTW characters would act if they found themselves in an alien horror movie. America does not like aliens. Give him zombies, ghosts, mutants, ANYTHING BUT ALIENS!! D8
Denmark is more scared of the snow than the alien...
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Very quick and silly thing.

Because I'm me I know most of my characters' kinks, though I couldn't be bothered to draw them all here.

300's should be pretty obvious. Unfortunately for him 250 has never really tried bondage, so 300 will have to give him a crash course some day.

250's you should all know by now. If you asked him, he wouldn't be able to tell you where he got his Scot kink from. It just is.

If you showed Natalie a picture of a hot guy, and a picture of a hot guy on a motorcycle, the second would make her a very happy girl. There's just something about guys with powerful machines.

Niels' should also be known by now. Dark skin is all he needs.

Duncan doesn't have a shoe fetish, but he very much enjoys women in high heels.

Billy loves cute and/or frilly panties, and that includes on any guy she might date. So if you're a dude and want more than a handshake from her, you better go out and find some frilly underwear in your size.
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For a lot more of Niels and his family, come on over to his site nielsg.com/

Niels will do anything for his family. Anything. Even if it makes them lie awake at night, wondering if he's trying to kill them.
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People have been calling Agent 250 a "stealth monster" for some time now, and if any burglar falls for the open door trick, then he deserves getting a stealth monster dropped on him. :XD:

Also, people seem to think the agents work for a known agency like FBI or CIA, but it's an entirely made up super secret organisation with different branches and departments (Like Agent 250's that's based on not being seen, and Agent 300's where the agents are supposed to be visible, and so on).
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You have to wonder if Niels himself ever go into his room full of 300's clothes and see how much he can wear at once.
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Lots of copy/paste in this one, but for once it wasn't because I was lazy. I wanted them to not move at all while this was going on.

People keep asking me how the hell Agent 300 still has a job considering how much he seem to fuck up and get captured. But he is actually doing an extremely good job, and he would be hard to replace. His main job is to be seen so Niels know some agency is watching him, and 300 has done his job so well so far that Niels has even started to like him, meaning 300 can get away with things that would get others killed.
Unfortunately he has proven to be a bit too receptive to Niels mind games, which is why he got 250.

250 is hired to be 300 "sidekick" who can help him out of dangerous situations, keep him focused, and otherwise stay out of sight for the most part, working behind the scenes.

So Niels absolutely loathes 250. Not just because he's jealous that his toy has been taken away, but also because he rarely has a clue as to where 250 is! He's sick of 250 messing with the wires, locking doors, and hiding in the shadows right next to his men!

The photo I used for the first picture [link]
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The big male totally thinks he is watching some lesbian action. :XD:

I love the weird and wonderful mating rituals of animals, and plan to do more of these.

I'll illustrate them with these human looking figures because part of the fun is to imagine if humans did the same.
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Spotted hyenas are fucking crazy. :XD:

They say spotted hyenas and lions are arch enemies, and a humanised version of their rivalry would probably make for some interesting stories. Because a lion pack is also made up of a lot of strong women, and unlike the hyenas lions don't have a real hierarchy.
We tend to think of the male lion as being head of the pack because he is stronger and can beat a female, but it's common for the females to gang up on him when they think he is being too cocky and need to be put in his place. So it isn't like the hyenas where lower members don't dare attack the higher ones.
Doesn't make the lions saints though. They steal the hyenas' food more often than the other way around.

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A lot of people already know this one, but I just wanted to draw two seahorse inspired love-birds.

And I'm sorry about all this lady penis talk that's been going on lately, but don't blame nature on me! :XD:

I'm aware that some of you will want to be all smarty pants about it and ask why I drew the woman with the breasts and wide hips if it's the man who gets pregnant because obviously he would get those things in real life if they were human. Well, this isn't real life. It's a drawing and I made it this way to make it as clear as possible who was male and who was female.

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I have given you lady-penis. Now it's time for man-breasts! :D

Males lactating is not that strange. Human males often go though hormonal changes when their partner is pregnant and in this period the man can train his body to produce milk. Not enough to keep the baby alive on his own, but enough to keep the baby happy until mother gets back.

There is a rare species of bats where the males are suspected of breastfeeding their young because they produce enough milk to do so, but so far no one has been able to get to their living areas to see if they do.

EDIT: Pfff! Of all the pictures in this series so far, this is the one people find most offensive and want to give a mature tag? :XD:

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Lately people have been asking if there is any symbolism to the colors I give the characters in this series, but the answer is no. I simply color code them so people can quickly tell them apart and have started to use a wider range of colors for variety's sake because I got sick of pink and blue.

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Stop bothering God, 250! He don't want to hear about what you and your boyfriend do to each other!
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Magnus really is doing his girlfriend a huge favor. Niels and his family have enemies everywhere, so if someone steps into the house who's voice doesn't match their visible gender, then Duncan and Niels' bodyguards aren't going to think, "Oh, that's a transgender person" they'll think, "Guy in disguise! Quick! Knock him out before he shoots Niels! And taze him just to be sure!" Such is the life of a crime lord. ^^;

EDIT: This is apparently just as complicated to some of you as it is to Duncan, so let me explain:
Magnus is FtM (Female to Male) so he was born a girl, but feels like a boy and wants to be called "he" and "him" and dress like a boy.
His girlfriend is MtF (Male to Female) so she was born a boy but feels like a girl, wants to be called "she" and "her" and dress accordingly.
Neither of them have had any kind of operations or hormonal treatments because they're both too young.

So it doesn't matter how you look at it, they're a boy and a girl in a heterosexual relationship.
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300 knows he might as well do something about it now or he'll just have to deal with it at an inappropriate time later.

Fine, I admit it. The though of bad drunken Scottish love confessions/dirty talking amused me to no end and I just needed to get it out of my system.

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I wanted people to wonder about Niels' child's gender with him, and from your comments it seemed I succeed so I'm very pleased about that.

Niels has found a good use for his eyepatch. He use it to look more evil when he wants to make people feel uncomfortable. Just pray he doesn't take it off and show you whatever creepy glass eye he use underneath, because that means you're in really deep shit. :XD:

Edit: Yes, he's an ftm (female to male) transgender.
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That boy has to be messed up! Why isn't he messed up!!?! D8
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Norway was very proud of their wild albino moose, which they had lovingly named Albin, and the local hunting community had agreed not to hurt it.

Then along comes a Danish hunter and shoots it. The Norwegian anger seemed like it would never end.

In Denmark the case has mainly been turned into a joke. Not because of the death of poor Albin which everybody agrees is sad and stupid, but because for a while the Norwegian media acted like all Danes ever born had put a bullet in Albin personally, when the truth is that most would run in the opposite direction at the sight of anything with horns.
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Some different relationships between the Scandinavian countries. I tried to pick three that each would have a different country in centrum.

The first is how things goes whenever talks of a united Scandinavia comes up. Sweden and Norway starts fighting, while Denmark cries in the middle.

The second is about how Swedes and Danes seem to be fighting over who the Norwegians like best.

And the last is the result of history because the last wars to be fought within Scandinavia was Denmark vs. Sweden and Norway vs. Sweden. Sweden won both and thus became very unpopular, which can still be felt.
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A caricature drawing of my cats. Yes, a week after getting the first cat I got another one because the first was bored out of it’s mind.

Malde loves to be picked up and cuddled, while Loke prefers being petted on the ground. They both like to sleep on my shoulders while I draw, so they usually ends up fighting for the shoulder-rights. Loke won this time. :XD:

I suspect Loke’s previous owner was mistreating him, because he was so damn skinny and put on a lot of weight after I got him. He looks like a normal cat now.
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I just don’t trust those people with “Free Hugs!” signs on them.

It’s these guys again [link] I renamed Thais to Kim because while Thais is technically unisex, it’s either a boy’s or girl’s name depending on the country.

Anyway, this universe is basically centred around the idea that there are magical/warrior versions of all the types of people and things you’ll find at anime conventions. There’s your usual cosplayers, and there’s warrior cosplayers who are on the lookout for demons disguised as cosplayers.

It’s silly and it makes no sense, and that was what I was going for. :D
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Inspired by this song “Welcome Home” [link] A duet between the Norwegian soprano, Sissel Kyrkjebø, and the Danish pop/rock singer Poul Krebs.
It’s a reinterpretation of the English song ”Never Alone”.

The picture was just the first image that popped into my head when I head the song, but I like the man/woman version because it sounds like a mother and father talking to their child.

A rough translation:
(Woman)
I want the angles to see you
And that everything good will happen to you
The road you walk on will lead you home
I wish your glass will be full
And that people will praise you in song
And the dream and the road will lead you on

(Man)
May you, when it counts, get the right strength
So you easily can master the wildest steam
May golden moments give you minutes of wonder
I will stay here an wait
You’re welcome home

(Woman)
Welcome home, Welcome home
You can stay for as long as you like
You’re welcome home
I know you have to go, but remember what I said
You'll still be here in my heart and you’re welcome home

(Man)
But you will have to tackle and stumble and stagger
And fight with longing in wind and rain

(Woman)
And when the darkness wants to take you
Own you and have you, come here behind the hillside
You’re welcome home

(Both)
Welcome home, Welcome home
You can stay for as long as you like
You’re welcome home
I know you have to go
But remember what I said
You'll still be here in my heart and you’re welcome home
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Posh had to be put down because of illness (and it didn't work out with the lady cat I had over for a week or so), so I bought a new cat at the cat shelter. When I got there they asked what kind of cat I was looking for and I said, "An indoor cat that isn't aggressive with other cats, because the one I have at home is very gentle and he gets confused when other cats hiss at him"
"Then I have just the cat for you" the woman said and showed me Yankee.

I've always said that Ranger was extraordinary gentle with other cats, but he is nothing compared to Yankee. They weren't lying at the shelter when they said he was one of a kind. When I got Yankee home and let him out of the cat carrier he walked straight over to Ranger and pushed his head up against Ranger's in the classic cat-hello, licked him between the eyes and walked into the living room. Ranger gave me the most confused look I have ever seen on a cat. :XD:

Already the day after they were licking each other's fur and doing their first attempts at playing, though Ranger still thinks they should take it a bit slow. So far so good. :D
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It always amuse me when people say camp gay men act like women, because even the most diva ghetto or valley girls can flick their wrists and change their voice and you'll know they're pretending to be a camp gay man without them even telling you.
So if a woman has to change her movements, voice, and way of speaking to step into the role of a camp gay man, then obviously camp gay men are not acting like women. :XD:
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I went to a really fancy bookstore today that specialized in artbooks, and among books about art in the Middle East was, for some reason, one about erotic art from ancient Japan. I had to own that. :XD:

So this is inspired by such art. No picture in particular, but just the playful and often silly nature of Japanese erotic art from that period.
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Norway was very proud of their wild albino moose, which they had lovingly named Albin, and the local hunting community had agreed not to hurt it.

Then along comes a Danish hunter and shoots it. The Norwegian anger seemed like it would never end.

In Denmark the case has mainly been turned into a joke. Not because of the death of poor Albin which everybody agrees is sad and stupid, but because for a while the Norwegian media acted like all Danes ever born had put a bullet in Albin personally, when the truth is that most would run in the opposite direction at the sight of anything with horns.
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To be fair to the show, this is not why I like it. I just noticed.

And just for fun, have a Red Dwarf video with so unfitting music that it fits [link]
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CHEESY VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS INCOMING!
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The first fairytale [link]

Yet another fairytale, this time with Agent 300 and 250. I decided to not use names at all in this one because I didn't want to make up names for the agent and it seemed strange that everybody else had names.

And like last time i kept the language simple, skimmed some parts and left things unexplained to give it more of a classic fairytale feel.

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The second fairytale [link]

I've always wanted to write classic fairytales with alternative couples, and a few days ago I was bored and came up with this.

The language isn't amazing, but I was trying to use the simple language from other old fairytales.

I plan on making a story for each of the couples in the Niels universe.

You can read the comics here [link]
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Sorry. I can't sleep, and is a bit annoyed by people calling everything gay "yaoi".

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For some reason more and more moose from Sweden have started swimming across the sea to Denmark, and from the other end wolves from Germany have started crossing the border.

Thanks to my twitter followers for this one. :)
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Inspired by my housemate's huge, grey cat, Kili.
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Dogs have been used for everything. In theory all dogs can do all jobs but obviously some are bred to be better at them than others.

Some dogs are even bred specially to be companions, so they're small, doesn't shed, and love people. (Not all small dogs were bred to be companions though. Dachshunds are scary as all hell)

I also made one for cats over at my site humoncomics.com/cat-on-the-job

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The women are leaving the Faroe Islands, so lonely men are becoming a real problem.
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You know women like this. They are very loud and feel everything strongly, make great friends, but will ruin you if you fuck them over.

I have an honest to god fascination with women like this because I've been friends quite a few, and I will forever be fascinated with how pretty they can look when they leave the house, and how utterly smelly and disgusting they are at home. Mostly because all women let themselves go in their home, but ladies like this takes both the pretty and the ugly to extremes.

So it's not meant to make fun or shame them. More like a study in their duality.

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