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My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after boobies because you'll only end up with a banana in your ass." I never quite understood his advice until one christmas, I was gardening with my best friend Kira. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was shy and spooky sounds came from deep within. Kira saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
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For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a a zombie surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy WILD GRANDMA, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "THISS ISS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly jumpt in the pit of fiering death but then flew out with his power of AWESOMNESS. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 grandmas and a golden toilet paiper roll of imortality. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.