Killing Time with a Scythe -KakuHida-Title: Killing Time with a ScytheMore Like This
Summary: Kakuzu asks Hidan why he kills, and answers the same question. Time, meanwhile, watches them idly from behind a corner.
Parings: Bromantic KakuHida (could be romantic if you squint)
Word Count: approx. 750
Time was in a stand-still like it usually was between missions. Kakuzu was reading a newspaper (stolen from Iwagakure), and Hidan was fiddling with the broken cord of his scythe. There was blood on the blade. Kakuzu looked at it, a question addling his head.
"Hidan, why do you kill?"
He looked up from his scythe. "What kind of shit question is that?"
Hidan's face flattened. "Okay, then why are you asking a shit question?"
"Because my Lord, the all-mighty Jashin, told me to," Kakuzu said, rolling his eyes.
"Hey, you know what? Fuck you."
Kakuzu sighed and turned to another page filled with tragedies, since sorrow was the only thing ever newsworthy nowadays. "So you're answering my question, r