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Walking down the street one day I found a strange bottle. I picked it up and rubbed some of the dirt off. With a flash of light and a puff of smoke the bottle opened and out popped a genie. "I shall grant you one wish." The genie announced
"I though it was supposed to be three wishes" I said
"Times are tough these days, with an economic recession we genies have had to cut back a bit."
"Since when was granting wishes related to the economy?"
"Since YOUR FACE that's since when." The genie blurted. "Now you gonna take your wish or leave it?"
"Fine, fine. I wish I had a high paying job, one where I get to strut around in nice clothing drawing everyone's attention, and then getting paid by them to do it. And after it's over they choose me out of all the other people to come out and do it again."
"KAZAM" exclaimed the genie as he granted the wish.
"Whoa, where am I? What am I doing?" I asked dazed and confused.
f#$k you brain!!!!so yeah... now i'll spend my future watching of avengers age of ultron making reapers jokesMore Like This
i mean even the damn voice!