Snivy TFSnivy TFMore Like This
It was May or something, and I was just staring at my Snivy while she sleeped.
I'm usually bored like this when she isn't awake, you know, those days where you
don't have anything to do so you just depend on your friends, I have those all the time.
Introductions are nice I guess, I'm 14, male, bored, of course. You don't really need to know
anything else, I'm tired, so I don't feel like going into my whole life. Use your imagination, it makes it
much more fun right?
Even though I just said I don't feel like going into my whole life, there's one thing you should know:
My lifes a set routine, my parents homeschool me, and they aren't exactly rich but they definitely don't
have to worry about money. So what I'm saying is, I get homeschooled, then I play with Snivy for
the rest of the day, and go to bed, that's what it's been like since I was 10, when professor Juniper
gave me Snivy this has how it's been, but it's not like I haven't been filling up her pokedex, everytime
me and S
TG Caption This: Turned Into a Kitsune Deity!More Like This
"Hey, I'm going down to the shrine!" I yell through the house. I perk up my ears and just hear my father call back.
"Ok, Be safe out there!" He's probably out in the garden, trying to keep the birds off the plants. Since mum died he's had it rough, having to get enough money to pay for looking after us, I've been doing my bit to help but, it's been hard.
"K" I call back and walk to the porch, slipping my shoes on before I leave.
"Onii-chan, onii-chan!" I turn to see my Imouto running up to me, almost tripping over her own feet.
"What's up squirt?" There's clearly a reason she's stopping me, if she wanted to come she'd have her coat on.
"'nii-chan, can you take these with you?" She's standing there holding an envelope and her... ahem, unmentionables, out at me.
"Why do you want me to take a pair of your underwear with me?" Now don't get me wrong, she's about six so she's requested some strange stuff of me before, but this is very strange.
"They're an offering, baka."
"Why those though?"
Dear Yaoi Fangirls: I Hate YouMore Like This
I hate yaoi fangirls, and I am one.
You may be looking at me with tears in your eyes right now and saying, "Why Chopstick... why?!"
Well, I'm gonna tell you why.
1. You're just writing about them because they're hot.
Let's just forget that they hated each other in the game. Let's completely forget that both of them were completely straight and had loving girlfriends in the anime. And heaven forbid I bring up the idea that they were really "just friends" in the manga. I'm not really bitching about drabbles or crackfics so much as I am the fifty-page-long epics that completely ignore canon.
AND I MEAN COMPLETELY.
Rinoa was just so whiny and Squall and Seifer were just SO KAWAII, you HAD to kill her or maim her or turn her into a ditzy bitch that Squall despised. I hated her too, you know, but I'm not willing to actually sit down and write her out of the picture in such an abrupt and unlikely way it could be considered a cop-out. For gods' sake, have pride in w