
Solomon and the Great Old Ones page 1Solomon and the Great Old OnesMore Like This
One still evening, in his 70th year, Solomon, son of David, king of the Israelites, sat and contemplated the mysteries of the universe in his parlor. He desired to know the most ancient secrets. Suddenly, straight beneath his feet, he felt a tremor like a Richter 4 earthquake and an enormous toad-like creature emerged. It faced him. Boldly, Solomon demanded t know its name.
"What be thy name, jinni?"
Ï am Baal."
"What is thy domain?"
Ï am keeper of all the secrets."
Then thou knowest the oldest secrets from the beginning of time."
Ïndeed I do. Thou wouldst know them, o Solomon, king of the Israelites?"
Ï woud."
"Then thou should know that they are in the archives of the beings called Great Old Ones, in a now sunken land known to them as R'yleh."
" Hast thou information of these Great Old Ones, Baal?" "
Ï have. They ruled this star long before thy predecessors or any men set foot upon it. Some lie sleeping in far away s

Innsmouth Girl (Uptown Girl Parody)Innsmouth girlMore Like This
She's been living in her Innsmouth world
I bet she's never had unchanged guy
I bet the Marshes never told her why
I'm gonna try for an Innsmouth girl
She's been living in her black reef world
As long as anyone with fine gills can
And now she's looking for a Arkham man
That's what I am
And then she knows what
He wants from His Sign
And then He'll wake up
And shake up her mind
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an Innsmouth girl
You know I've seen her in her Innsmouth world
She's getting tired of her sea port's noise
And all her trinkets from her Innsmouth boys
She's got a choice
Inns