It's AliiiiiiiiiveAnd by "it" I mean "me". XDMore Like This
ITEM ONE: Yeah, about that whole "I'm actually not dead" thing, I really am not, I'm just lazy like a fox and not coloring anything. xD
Also I feel like my standards have risen and everything I draw is terrible. Standards, would you mind lowering again? Mostly it's laziness. xD I believe we've observed that I have no shame and am thus more lazy than worried. xD Also I actually wrote things and I have other things going on, which I'll go into more detail on in item THREE. For now we'll just say I'm busy, though not as bad as it was a few weeks ago.
ITEM TWO: Haven't we gone over this, guys? We shouldn't leave Nessa alone.
When you leave me alone, I'm liable to do what I have done this afternoon and asdfghjkl oh god. xD I know I said I'm busy, and I am, really, but this afternoon I was blowing off homework and no one was online and I-I celloed.
So now I can play prett
This is randomOkay so me and my friend were talkingMore Like This
and he was like "Who do you think is a virgin out of the Homestuck cast?"
And I was like "... *DEEP THINKING*"
and so it went like this-
"Sollux is definitely a virgin because he spends too much time on the computer."
"Eridan is also definitely a virgin because nobody will lay him."
"Karkat may be a virgin but I doubt it. Terezi done tapped that."
"Vriska isn't a virgin. Never. She's a prostitute."
"Terezi might be a virgin but I DOUBT IT."
"Gamzee is not a virgin. He was never a virgin."
"Tavros might be a virgin. Depends on if Gamzee tapped that before he got paralyzed. Or at least before he got the robo legs."
"Feferi is not a virgin. She's a prostitute."
"Nepeta is a virgin. It just has to be."
"John is a virgin. VIIIIRRRGGGGIIIIIINNNNNNNN."
"Jade is a virgin. Nobody wants her."
"Dave is not a virgin. Err'one dun tapped dat."
"Rose might be a virgin. Might not. Maybe Doc Scratch raped her. Or Kanaya."
"Same with Aradia."
"Bro gets al
Is it badthat it excites me when I get a hater?More Like This
I just get happy for some reason
HATERS MAKE ME FAMOUS.
lol i still love arguing with them though it's so fun
Chapter 64 - That Butler, Grave Injuryhttp://forums.blackbutler.net/showthread.php?3652-Kuroshitsuji-Chapter-64-English-Scanlation-by-Black-AsylumMore Like This
Really awesome chapter? WHY YES, IT IS.
There be spoilers ahead.
Oh my god. Amazing chapter! This chapter made me so freaking happy. This chapter had something for everybody - with a serious nod to the Seb/Ciel fangirls. I have to confess that seeing Ciel stand up for Sebastian (and worry about him!) really made my day. I think I actually shouted, "You go, boy!" and scared a few of the other customers at this Burger King. Sebastian and Ciel really are a team now, rather than just master and servant. Does this make Zoni happy? Very, very much.
I also just have to say - does anyone else feel the impending doom that will be the Sebastian/Ronald ship that is going to happen after this chapter. My poor little brain is just sitting and going "Oh, no..."
Speaking of Ronald - I've talked to quite a few people lately, and expressed my views of Ronald Knox. Yana really made
CanonI was very fortunate this week. Patrick Thunstrom (http://pathunstrom.wordpress.com) was kind enough to give me a very thorough read-review-and-tell-Zoni-what-needs-fixed on The Meaning of Flowers (a new version, not the currently available one). Most of what he had to say was things that I expected. For example, purple prose - my Kuroshitsuji fiction is very purple. Some of my older fics are not. I have changed my stories to suit my tastes, and I like that sort of thing. Or, at least, I like writing it. I will probably be switching back to a more 'proper' writing style with the next few stories that I write because I really do want to improve my writing. Among other things that were cited, perspective (something I have a lot of trouble with) and info dumping were definitely very high on his list of no-no's for Meaning. He also thinks that I should have cut off the first scene, starting the story when Eric fell to his knees the first time. I actually tend to agree witMore Like This
Oh my godJOHN: so, these dog ears...More Like This
JOHN: is that a permanent thing now, or what?
JADE: i think so
JOHN: i like them.
JADE: i do too!
JOHN: you are like a furry now, but not really the weird kind that people on the internet like to have sex with in their imagination.
MUST INFORM YOU GAIZ OF THISokay so my friends rightMore Like This
not really my friends
Lydia and Jeffery- twins
but they look the same
but Lydia's taller
and so the other night they were screwing around with my new scarf
and Jeffery was like "OH MY COD"
Jeffery- *chokes Lydia with scarf*
Lydia- ERIDAN I HATE YOU
Jeffery- I love you too... *looks at me*
Me- ... what are you two trying to do
Lydia- OH WAIT THIT I'M FEMALE THOLLUXTH WOOOOOOO *takes scarf and chokes Jeffery*
Me- ... yes
Jeffery- SOLLIA WHYYYYY
so then they switched roles
Erina and Sollux
then back to Sollia and Eridan
and then they drug me into it
Sollia and Erina
Eridan and Erina
and I was like "fafhjhsfjkghkjhg"
Project AnnouncementsHello everybody, I come bearing updates.More Like This
This week, I am working on the sixth chapter of Memento Mori and a one-shot follow-up to Snowflakes.
The new chapter of Memento Mori is nearly finished, and will be ready very soon. However, I confess that I am considering reducing the number of future chapters on MeMo. Originally, it had been planned to stretch to eleven chapters, but I may take it back to eight or nine. It isn't one hundred percent right now, but I'll be reworking the rest of the story probably this weekend. Yes, that's how I spend my Christmas.
I do have on exciting announcement that some of you may be interested in. After watching the god-awful subtitles for The Most Beautiful DEATH in the World on YouTube and finding a large portion of them to be disturbingly wrong, I've wanted to do my own version of subs. However, I admit it - I'm lazy. I hate doing timing. I really do. So, I will be teaming up with two other people and the three of us are planning on doing
I have found the oneYou're now watching two strangers discuss your question!More Like This
Question to discuss:
BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET
Stranger 1: I USED TO BE A LEADER
Stranger 2: water
Stranger 1: THEN I TOOK A BUCKET TO THE FACE
Stranger 2: noeeees
Stranger 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
No Worries -Dirk/Jake-"Dirk, you're acting a little strange."More Like This
Your name is Dirk Strider and you're worried. Very very worried. You ignore Jane's words and she continues looking at you strangely as you fidget with your hands.
"Strider, what's the matter?" Jane asks, raising an eyebrow.
You wave her off, scanning the cafeteria once more. Ever since Jake had told you about his bullies the previous day, you'd been watching carefully, ensuring the boy wouldn't get hurt. But in the rush to get from the last class before lunch, you'd lost sight of him. You weren't so worried about it until just now, with the appearance of the stragglers.
Jane finally gives up in her asking as she rises, taking her tray with her. "Well, I'm going to take a restroom break. I'll be back."
You mutter a yeah, running a hand over your mouth and looking around the lunchroom again. It's beginning to look like the boy isn't going to turn up, and it makes you anxious and concerned. You watch Jane as she gets one of the coveted passes for th
Izaya x Reader Chapter 48You blink rapidly before opening your mouth in shock at Shizuo’s words. “We’re moving? To America? Why? What’s wrong with staying in Ikebukuro? I like it here, I don’t want to move! We don’t need to move, we don’t-,” you’re silenced when Izaya places a hand on your shoulder.More Like This
“I expected this reaction from you [name]. Believe me, I don’t want to move either but Shizu-chan and I talked it over for a while and we both agree this is for the best.” Your shoulders drop in sadness and you look down at your hands.
“But America? That’s on the other side of the world. Why do we have to be so far away? From my friends, all the places we love, why do we have to leave it all?” Shizuo sighs and runs a hand through his blonde hair, closing his eyes.
“It’s not an easy decision trust me. But Izaya brought up some good points about moving and, as weird as it is to say, I agree with him. We’ve had
ERIDAN LESSONS.This is mostly in part to my little honey bun Andy wanting to know how to talk like EridanMore Like This
and partly because
... I want to explain Eridan's accent.
If Eridan says "what"
as most of you must know
he says "wwhat".
I learned Eridan's accent by watching thousands of voice acting videos on Youtube.
If you want to say "what" as Eridan, simply say "wuh-whut."
So that it comes out that you say the "w" sound twice.
If Eridan were to say "very"
he would say "wery".
It's pretty easy- wherever you would say a V
say a W
Those darned G's
If Eridan were to say "something"
he would say "somethin'."
This one is pretty easy~
If Eridan were to talk to someone
he'd call him "Sol"
this one's simple once you figure out what to shorten someone's name to.
Let's use Andy.
His name is Andrew, so I would use "And" for my Eridan accent.
so I'd call him "And" instead of "Andy" or "Andrew". :3
I HOPE THAT WASN'T CONFUSING LOL
No Tears -Dirk/Jake-"Say, what was all that at the diner about?"More Like This
Your name is Dirk Strider and wow is he really this stupid? Or are you just not already making it apparent enough? Either way, you say nothing and continue staring out the window.
Jake prods you in the ribs with his fingers. "Come on now Dirk, answer me! We've already had this discussion before, you ca-"
"-n tell me anything, yeah." You finish, rolling your eyes. Some things just can't be told.
"Then why won't you assuage my curiousity, Strider?" Jake asks, and you refuse to look at him.
"Jake, please just leave me alone." You say, forehead bumping against the car's window.
"You're acting off tonight." Jake comments, settling back into his seat and looking at the back of Jane's seat.
Things had been much quieter in the car once Roxy'd been dropped off, but it was nearly too quiet now. Jane had fallen asleep and it was just you and Jake, the latter pestering you to death about your behavior.
You take to picking at the skin around your fingern
No Chance -Dirk/Jake-"Ooooo Jakey,"More Like This
"Hehe, you're certainly a hoot, Jake!"
"Jakey Jakeeeyeyeyeyeyeyyyyyy have 'nother shottttt!"
Your name is Dirk Strider and this is maddening. It would have been maddening enough if it was just regular girls swooning over a boy, but it makes it even worse that it's your two best female friends swooning over your long time crush.
Wow you really want to slap all three of them in the face.
You grit your teeth, shifting in the booth that you're sitting in, all alone. You were sitting with the three of them in the little diner, a woozy Roxy falling all over you until she got even less sober and went to Jake. After a while, it was sickening, so you moved to the next booth over. You can still hear them, though- the slurred words of Roxy, the amused speech of Jane, and the British-tinted voice of Jake.
You hit your head on the table repeatedly, not caring if anyone hears. You turn your head, resting your cheek against the chill of the plastic table, and an e