Curiosity Killed The Elf - Chapter 1More Like This
Lesson 1: Never Trust Inanimate Objects
'A princess who meets a prince, falls madly in love with him, gets hitched to said prince, then lives happily ever after' has got to be one of the most gag inducing stories ever conceived. Where's the chaos? Where's the intrigue?! What, no adventure? Neither of them have to work to prove their love for each other? Or even work to fall in love? They just spot each other and are like BAM! 'Let's make babies!'?
'And why does the princess have to fall madly in love with the prince? Can't he fall in love with her and follow her around like a love-sick puppy first? And does it even have to be a prince?! Why not some random person off the street?
'And why must it be madly?! Wouldn't it be more prudent to fall 'happily' in love with some one? If you were mad at each other all the time, why on earth would skip to saying your wedding vows? I mean, how long is THAT going to last?"
"Ah Princess?" Natanael interjected into her rant. "I t