Tub of DucklingsPaddle, paddle your little webbed feet!More Like This
To swim with ducklings is a treat!
Flap your wings, and flap them well.
Boy, I think you ducks are swell!
Little ducks are fond of peeping,
Little ducks I'm fond of keeping!
My ills and woes have met their ends,
when swimming with my duckling friends!
It's easy to forget your troubles,
when in a tub of ducks and bubbles!
Not a-one in gold fluff lacking!
Tiny ducks are good at quacking!
I sing to you The Duckling Song,
Oh quacking, puffy, duckling throng!
In each black eye, a cheery gleam,
as if you swim in living stream!
Cares and troubles wash away
on this merry, tub-of-ducklings Day!
The Man with No NameThis is the tale of the man with no name,More Like This
from out of nowhere is whence he first came.
He brings nothing with him, and has nothing to say,
don't sell him a thing, because he'll never pay.
No hands for his pockets, of which he has none,
no brain for his noggin, no legs for to run.
No belly for food, and no food for his mouth,
he cannot go North, for he doesn't know South.
Without his own voice he isn't too wordy,
And without his own body he doesn't get dirty.
He has no face to wash, and no hair to comb,
but don't send him away; he hasn't a home.
When you think he's behind you, he'll disappear,
don't bother calling, because he cannot hear.
Don't tell him your name, or it will become his,
If you think he is you, then he probably is.
So it's come to THIS...I muse and I wonder, I ponder and thinkMore Like This
Will I run dry of thought, as a pen does of ink?
How many new visions can still be unlocked?
And how many new rhymes can a poet concoct?
Just seven notes, yet there's still songs to be heard.
Yet the writer stays blocked, despite innumerable words.
We write of whispering winds and the sun's golden rays,
of glittering dewdrops, and all sorts of cliches.
My mind has been tapped, each story is spun.
What am I to do, when it's already been done?
Am I out of ideas? Am I really so trite,
that I wrote about how I don't know what to write?
Ode to My Unattainable BeardWould it be crazy; would you think that I'm weird,More Like This
If I admitted to you that I wanted a beard?
For though I possess a feminine grace
I have a barren, bereft, and desolate face.
It'd be long, golden, and carefully combed,
And it would be mine, but for a Y Chromosome.
I'd still be a Lady; a real debutante,
but my glorious chin would not be for want.
In my fine evening gown, all shall give laud,
at the sight of my wonderfully whiskered facade.
Womankind might prevail; one day may ascent,
if it was not for our facial impediment.
If not for that small hormonal deficiency
My visage would display its proficiency.
I'd pensively stroke it to think and to ponder,
of a glorious beard I couldn't be fonder!
But men shear theirs clean, like a naked pink sheep.
They take it for granted and leave me to weep.
If you think I am wrong, I have much proof to show
that an excellent beard is a wise thing to grow.
Just think of Jesus, Santa, or honest Abe Lincoln,
A grand beard brings greatness, is what I am
Haiku: The Voice of a ChildThe voice of a child,More Like This
so soft and sweet as he says,
"Mom, I pooped myself."
This show will be the death of me...First pictures of the new Digimon Adventure (2015)More Like This
It was on September 7th: the digimon egg the whole fandom was invited to rub... it hatched! We got a very small glimpse on how Taichi Yagami will look like! Toei leaked a picture of his silhouette (and good grief, he looks so good already, even for a silhouette! He seems to look exactly how I envisioned him in my mind!? )
There's something close to 6~7 months left for this sequel to air on Japan (Spring 2015 means either March or April) and Toei Animation seems to enjoy torturing their fans. Nevertheless, we got Hikari's silhouette today on V-Jump! *SOBS UNCONTROBABLY* AND THEY LOOK SO GOOD ALREADY!
Naruto Jokes and Funny Comments (part2)Another compilation of Jokes and Funny Comments selected by me and my friends found in Tumblr and other various sources from NARUTO MANGA 616-699 (yr. 2013-14). I shared this here in my journal because it's so fun to read. I will upload as soon as possible for chapters 697 to 699 (ending chapter).More Like This
Warning: highly sensitive people are not allowed to read this.
AGAIN, these jokes and comments are NOT made by me.
Naruto Manga chapters 651-697
651: Do you realize that ROCK LEE HAS NEVER USED NINJUSTU as in this is the FIRST TIME HE’S WIELDING CHAKRA EXTERNALLY! it’s the thing he’s always dreamed about and given up , but now Naruto plops a Rasengan right into his hands, and he’s shouldered with the burden that THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS ON HIS SUCCESS LIKE DO YOU REALIZE HOW FUCKING FRIGHTENED AND NERVOUS HE MIGHT BE!
The Oprah Show!: You get a rasengan! You get a rasengan! You get a rasengan! EVERYBODY GETS A RASENGAN!
How do you know?posted and researched from Ichiro95More Like This
Naruto manga is about to end and we cross our fingers to which pairings will be the end game. I wrote Doujinshi for years (Pixiv) and read a lot of manga (from shonen to yaoi). Some of you don't understand about our tradition way when it comes to Love Confessions. I will give some possible hints or clues in manga about your pairings. Remember, this is shonen jump manga. It's either naruto will end noone or end with someone he knew. It's UP TO YOU if this is truly canon or not. You can post your comment if you think your pairings are possible to become canon but PLEASE avoid rant here to give respect to sashun08. Let's respect each other, okay?
* When a person says "I love you" , there are two meanings: (1) sukidesu 好きです(means, "i care for you"), and (2) aishiteru 愛してる (the person is serious that he/she's indeed in love with her/him). S