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Rick's Adventures: Temple RaidRick shoved some vines out of his way. He could see the ancient temple just up ahead. They were looking for a precious jewel hidden deep within the temple. "Come on, Fact. I see it," he said. Rick was wearing a white shirt and a brown leather jacket, and he was carrying a whip. He always wanted to look like Indiana Jones. He was Rick's role model when he was a kid.
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"Fact: Illusions are caused by demons found in the human ear canal," Fact said. He was wearing a suit with a pink tie along with some glasses.
"Sure, sure. But this time I really do see it!"
As they neared the temple, the vegetation cleared out. They were looking for some kind of entrance. What they found was a set of stairs leading up along the outside of the temple. "Well, guess this means we're going up," Rick said. As they climbed the temple, they could see the entire jungle spread out before them. They had been traveling for days on foot, scavenging food from the leafy floor. At the top, a dark doorway was waiting for t
"Dumb Luck" - A Wheatley Story
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After floating around in panicked desperation for the better part of an hour and frantically calling out for Chell, I started to realize that the portal wasn't coming back. I was still afraid, of course -- who wouldn't be? For God's sake, I was stranded out in the middle of nowhere, in space! I guess that's a lie. No, it's a complete lie; I'm very sorry. I was orbiting the moon, and the moon, as some of you may or may not be aware, is a place.
So there I was, drifting around weightlessly and pondering the relative merits of lunar gravity as a dieting plan when, suddenly, it hit me: I was a horrible person. No, really. I was a HORRIBLE person. Maybe only for a few hours, but still. You know? Awful! Dreadful! Bossy, demanding, insensitive, mechanica-- Very bad!
I'd let the malevolent power of Her hardware go straight to my processors and turn me into an utter monster. My ambitions got the best of me, I was a bad egg, and I was floating in space as punishment.