*Flips a Table*My laptop is being EXTREMELY SASSY ERMEHGERD.More Like This
Me: :'D Hey, you are connecting to the internet!
Laptop: *Disconnects* >8D
Me: ... Goddamnit Laptop, I thought we had a truce.
Slender Man vs. Jeff the Killer He moved silently, gliding above the ground as the long arms that protruded from his back pulled him through the dark pines. Slowly, he melted into the branches of a large fir and surveyed a campsite below him. Echoes of laughter and the crackling of a fire mixed with the scent of s'mores and bug repellent. Someone shouted angrily, something about a mosquito. Slender Man laughed, or did something comparable; mosquitos don't go near him.More Like This
He lowered himself further down the trunk until he could make out a few more details through the wispy smoke and hissing embers. A large green tent, the fire circle, and a family of four seated around it. They loudly stuffed themselves with marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate. He gave a tiny shudder of pleasure. They were so puny, so unknowing, so out of place --
Slender Man looked up. In the distance, perhaps a few hundred ya
Jeff the Killer game released! READ BELOW!!!!!!The jeff the killer game has just ben born! but one probleme for some people its on iphone. luckily i have one but notice it costs $1.99 and it is scary shit trust me! if you have an iphone/ ipdai/ipod go to the app store, (if you have an apple ID + account) go to search center, type in jeff the killer, and BAM you have it. but ya gotta pay....More Like This
Help! I have a Mary Sue!More Like This
You know that you have a Mary Sue when she upsets the monochromatic color scheme of my Writer's Guides.
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Internet communities often lash out at writers who create Mary Sues. Declaring the writing to be below their standards, they proceed to punish the creators. They mock the characters, verbally abuse the writers, and write hyperbolically about how much they wish the characters would die.
Bullying writers (who may be very young) is only going to make them afraid to write—and therefore improve—or share their work. Not only that, but it discourages other writers from speaking for fear of public mockery, and it may silence the voices that could someday become great.
If you've directly or indirectly suffered from the abuse of such individuals, let me first apologize on their behalf. I don't care if your story stinks so much that it can be smelled from fifty miles away; mocking you for it is cyberbullying. If you find people who try to h