100 Things I, Romano, Can't Do((Triggering content ahead: incredibly offensive humor that some may or may not enjoy. Also, this is old as shit, so it's bad.))More Like This
100 Thing I, Romano, Can Not Do.
1) I can not flirt with Spain to get him to do my bidding.
2) Even if it works, damnit.
3) I can not call Germany a potato bastered around Feliciano.
4) It makes him cry.
5) Fuck if I know why, damnit.
6) I can not cuss about everything.
7) Especilly the 'Lords' name.
8) Apperantly, I'll go to hell if I do.
9) Not that it matters
10) Do not 'tempt France' by wearing skirts.
11) Shorts are also to be avoided.
12) Or anything revealing.
13) 10-12 apply to Spain to.
14) Fucking pervert.
15) I can not insult Spain.
16) It makes him cry.
17) Fucking wuss.
18) I can not gloat about my car.
19) It make everyone get jealous.
20) Apperantly, I can't let Spain in my house, either.
21) Or else pictures of me bathing spread around the internet.
22) Actually, avoiding Spain in general is a good idea.
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(Name) groaned at the two brothers. Iceland would surely kill her for acknowledging him as that, but it was biologically true. She thought that deep down he secretly liked that he had something to tie him to someone in this world, but she could never be sure. Especially at times like this.
Truthfully, she'd never seen Norway act so childish than when he was trying to get Emil to call him his brother. Or rather, brother dear.
"Say it," Lukas whispered in Emil's ear for the hundredth time, making his brother cringe and the hair on his neck stand up.
"Never," stated Emil, trying to ignore the man behind him. (Name) would usually find this amusing; if it weren't for that she was at the moment trying to beat the crap out of Emil in chess. She could beat all the Nordics in chess except him, so she really stepped up and concentrated when he would play. So in this case, she was a mixture of amused and annoyed.
"You know you'll feel sooo~ good to say those words," Lukas in
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Hello, everyone! Yes, I’m still alive xD I’ve decided to start a Secret Santa ‘game’ thing, so if you’re interested, go check it out. ^^ It’s in my journals. But on the topic of this commission, I had so much fun writing it! So I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did.
**Disclaimer: I do NOT own Hetalia, the Characters, or the Reader. I own nothing but plushies**
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I offer it all to you.
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