What NCIS Has Taught Me...What NCIS Has Taught Me:More Like This
Rule #1: Never let Gibbs go without his coffee
Rule #2: Never sweeten Gibbs' coffee.
Rule #3: Never call Gibbs 'Jethro' (Rule doesn't apply to Ducky or Director Sheppard)
Rule #4: Never get Ziva angry.
Rule # 5: Don't read Probie's book.
Rule #6: Don't sleep with cute Asian chicks. (This rule excludes Palmer)
Rule #7: Don't let Ziva drive.
Rule #8: Don't trust Israelis. (Excluding Ziva )
Rule #9: .Don't say 'Fore' when Ducky's holding a Nibblick (nine-iron)
Rule #10: Always carry a knife
Rule #11: Don't lick DiNozzo. (This rule excludes Ziva. She can lick him all she wants.)
Rule #12: Never date a co-worker.
Rule #13: Never call Abby 'Abigail'. (This rule excludes Ducky)
Rule #14: There's no such thing as "coincidence".
Rule #15: Don't drink Gibbs' soup.
Rule #16: .Don't let the car get stolen.
Rule #17: Guilty until proven innocent
Rule #18: Don't let Probie see blood.
Rule #19: Don't leave your bleach tray in.
Rule # 20: Vomit does count as evidenc
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Ziva David was mildly confused. This was never a good state to find her in as, when she was unsure of a situation, she got annoyed and when Ziva got annoyed her Mossad training tended to kick in. Things often got more than a little bit messy after that. So, for the welfare of everyone working in the NCIS building, they did their very best to make sure she knew what was happening.
Also the cleaning crew had threatened to go on strike, blood was a very stubborn stain to shift and, where a confused Ziva went, blood had a tendency to follow. One of the cleaning crew, a normally mild-mannered, elderly Mexican lady was now reduced to hysterics every time she saw her. Scuttlebutt had it that she thought Ziva was possessed by the devil.
"McGee?" Ziva asked, her brow furrowed. "Why are there many pink envelopes on Tony's desk?"
McGee opened his mouth to reply but then the man in question arrived.
"Why! I will tell you why, Mademoiselle David." Tony said, rounding the corner and throwing himself
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"Mmmhhh " The sound of his alarm clock beeping roused Timothy McGee from his sleep, and he groaned tiredly, groping around for the offensive little thing. However, his drowsy brain had trouble coordinating things for him and he didn't find his clock in time for it to auto-snooze, causing him to withdraw his hand under the covers again and sleep on.
When it started blaring again only three seconds later, he sat up, wide awake. That wasn't his alarm clock, it was his cellphone. And that caller ID caused his heart to instantly take on an adrenalin-fed rhythm
"Get your butt over here, McGee, we've got a situation. One hour. *click*" His boss, Jethro Gibbs, was not a man of many words, but the power in the few words he did use was immense. Fifteen minutes later saw an edgy man in his car. He had brushed his teeth in the shower the aftermath of which he'd clean up later, he muse
Figments"Alright, who's in next?" The doctor rubs her temples.More Like This
"Scuito case" The male receptionist hands the psychiatrist the file. The doctor skims through it, her eyes mechanically hitting key words she's been trained to look for in the file.
"I see. Thank you Jimmy. What room is she in?" Dr. Devin asks.
"Room 3" He states, going back to his paperwork. Dr. Devin turns on her heel but then stops as she hears her receptionist sigh.
"How's Breena doing?" She asks, immediately the receptionist lights up at the mention of his wife.
"She's doing well doctor. 5 months along already, it's a boy this time" The receptionist's smile lights up his face.
"Good, tell her I said hi." And with that Dr. Devin disappears down the hallway and into room 3. She opens the door and closes it curtly behind her. In the room with the doctor is a young woman no more than 27 years of age. She sits on the floor, ignoring the couch and playing with various stuffed toys. "Hi Abby" The doctor sits in the chair. The young w
Accidental Love Chapter 10Everything was going well in terms of coping with work and being pregnant, it wasn't until I started to grow in the stomach region did it become hard. I woke up one Monday morning at my usual time of 0600 to get ready for work, and I headed into the bathroom to have a shower. As I was washing my hair I happened to look down and my stomach and I saw this faint circular shape starting to appear, it took me a few seconds to realize what that was, it was the two lives inside me growing bigger. When I arrived at NCIS, I wait for Tony to arrive and then I showed him my stomach. He just kneeled on the ground for a while running his hand over it, occasionally looking up at me to smile until Gibbs walked into the room and slapped him on the back of his head.More Like This
About two weeks later I woke up at my usual time to get ready for work, and after having a shower and straightening my hair, I went into the wardrobe to pick out and outfit for the day. I put on my nice pair of jeans a
Accidental Love Chapter 9Over the next three weeks I found myself hating being pregnant, because not only did I still have to run to the bathroom every time I smelt coffee, which was quite often, but I found my self getting upset at the most random times. For instance I had to get Tony to finish off an interrogation the other week because I started crying in front of the suspect, which was really embarrassing. Tony has started making a collection of photos from when I start crying, he has numerous ones at crime scenes, in the bullpen, and there is even one in the elevator. Every time that happened I found my self wishing that the first trimester of my pregnancy would be over and done with sooner.More Like This
I walked in the bullpen on the first day of my second trimester with the biggest smile on my face, and I then realized I was the only one there. I then looked up at the clock and realized it was 7:30 am; I had been so excited about being in my second trimester that I had woken up thirty minutes earlier than