Typical MorningMore Like This
The reason the alarm (also known as her cellphone) had been carefully placed across the room was so Thayle would be forced to actually get up out of bed to turn it off. It was either that or suffer the warbling upbeat tune of The Bangles so hellishly early in the morning.
Struggling to pull her brain out of its shroud of cobwebs, Thayle rolled over and yelped when something jabbed her neck. Something pointy and ... plastic.
Thrust. She groaned as the small jet stirred and burrowed closer to her neck. With a sigh, she fumbled to untangle him from her hair despite the Seeker's sleepy protests. She never knew when any of the apartment's smaller denizens would decide her pillow-space was up for grabs in the middle of the night, but Thrust in particular seemed to lay a persistent claim to it. He was not usually the sharing type, but he could be very generous about his sharp angles and pointy appendages.
Laying the snoozing Seeker back onto her pillow, Thayle fought down a
The Other Awful TruthLilac-DownDerp: If not, we'll just find a cardboard cutout of Team Gaga or Britney Spears.More Like This
Ken Bassiroth: ...Or Miley Cirus Wrecking Ball-/SHOT
Lilac-DownDerp: Oh god THAT
Shreemageddon, Dark Lord of All: I look away for two minutes and I come bback to Miley Cyrus
Lilac-DownDerp: .... Oh my fucking god. Guys
Shreemageddon, Dark Lord of All: ?
Lilac-DownDerp: He's the father of Miley Cyrus
Shreemageddon, Dark Lord of All: What
Rebs: wat why
Ken Bassiroth: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Ken Bassiroth: Wait. Does this mean
Rebs: THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE'S EVIL
Ken Bassiroth: The Boss of Team Galactic
Lilac-DownDerp: And he started Team Galactic because he wanted to not be Miley's father.
Ken Bassiroth: Makes Country Music Songs?
Lilac-DownDerp: .... Yes.
Rebs: Yeah, he prefers Lady Gaga to Miley
Ken Bassiroth: And his real name is Billey Ray?
(I wanted to move that previous journal entry off the front page, actually and th