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Deadpool's Tips: Dealing With FurriesHey kids! If you find yourself in a kooky situation like your 'Neighborhood Watch Committee's Most Wanted' Deadpool, here are my tips to make sure you don't get torn apart like those people on National Geographic!
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Tip 1, do not be direct. Just like flesh people, surprisingly enough, anthro people have feelings too. Weird, fluffy feelings, but feelings nonetheless. So whatever you do, do NOT motorboat the biggest honkers on sight, because you don't know if that anthro is a Level 45 Alchemist or a stripper, which will save you from getting your head punched off!
Or really, if you're like me, healin' factah and all? BURY YOUR FACE IN THOSE PUPPIES!...No, not actual puppies, you dingus, put that beagle down!
Tip 2, play to your likes. Let's face it, EVERYBODY'S been a furry at one point. I know what you did when you were watching Minerva Mink on 'Animaniacs'. Anyway, being able to survive the amount of fur shoved in your face relies on who you align yourself with, not only by appearace but