ZaDR - JealousyZim glared at Dib from across the lunch room. The teenager was talking happily with Gretchen, completely ignoring Zim.
Zim clenched his fists under the table as an unidentifiable emotion boiled in him, white-hot. It certainly wasn't jealousy. Of course not. Why did he care if Dib was talking to the females? He didn't care at all. It kept him distracted. So he could work on an evil plan without being noticed. Or something.
He shoved his tray of school food aside and took a blueprint out of his PAK, spreading it out and drawing on it, humming loudly, watching Dib out of the corner of his eye.
Dib glanced at him and made a move as if to get up, then changed his mind and relaxed again, looking back at Gretchen. She smiled at him, flashing her perfect teeth; years of heavy-duty dental work had finally paid off. She didn't have braces anymore and her overbite was gone; she was quite beautiful now.
Zim growled to himself and put the blueprint away. Time for Plan B. He reached down to pi
A Comforting KissDib was just leaving Skool when Zar stopped him at the door way.More Like This
"Filthy DIB-HUMAN! You have not noticed ZAR all day!!!!" She shouted.
"And?" Dib asked.
"And that means I have to get you back!" Zar said as if it was obvious. She pulled out a black box.
"If that box is full of Mutated Gerbils, Then Im not falling for it again!" Dib said. Zar frowned and put the box away.
"Exactly." Dib smirked.
"I WILL GET YOU DIB-HUMAN!!!!" Zar shouted, running out of the door. Normaly, this wouldnt bother Dib much if it was a threat from Zim, but Zar was ALOT more dangrouse than Zim. A chill went down Dibs back thinking of what she could do to him.
On his way home, Dib constantlly looked back and checked he wasnt being followed. One time he could've sworn he was being followed, but it turned out to be a cat. The cat kept rubbing agaist his leg.
"Not now, cat! Go home!" He said, gentally kicking it aside.
On his way, it was pouring with rain. Suddenly he heard a famillier voice.
"Dib-human....." The vo
It's Only SnacksZim had a problem.More Like This
This problem...was named Dib.
One person continued to stand in his way, the single biggest outside threat to his attempts at the destruction of-
Wait. Hold on. He checked his calendar.
Nope, not destruction, he thought ot himself as he put a red "X" through the calendar spot that read "April 1st, 2013". Today it was enslavement. And he had an idea for-
Zim then noticed that GIR had yet to break anything. This was so...so...nice? Thoughtful? Considerate?
...suspicious. His eyes narrowed slightly as he peeked around the corner...seeing that GIR, in fact, was sitting on the couch with Minimoose...holding onto a Suckmunkey Slushie. As usual, every other attempt to bring Chocolate Bubblegum goodness meant GIR would start hacking and coughing, and Minimoose, meanwhile, was absentmindedly chewing on a chocolate bar as they watched a "The Scary Monkey TV Show".
"GIR!" Zim snapped angrily. "Where did you get that? I thought I told you, no more Suckmunkies on the couch!" He sn
Give Me a Sign"A few more weeks and we are in the best time of year," Buford exclaimed as he walked out of the classroom with his friends. He, Baljeet, Phineas, Ferb and Isabella raised their fists into the air and shouted in unison: "Summer Vacation, Baby! Wooooo!"More Like This
"Oh, I have so many plans for this summer," Baljeet announced as he pulled out his agenda. "Aside from perhaps taking another university class at one point, I was going to go visit Mishti in India for three weeks." He hugged his agenda and looked at Isabella with a grin. "Oh, I cannot wait; I have not seen her for three years, now. It will be just like old times with her! We have already planned out every day!"
Isabella smiled at him. "I'm really happy you can go and visit her finally, Baljeet," she said. "I know how long you've been saving up your money."
"Yes; for many years. My parents agreed to pay for my summer classes if I worked to pay for the trip myself." He looked at the two inventors as the two stepbrothers stopped at their lo
ZaTr: Surprise Visitor"Stupid humans." Zim mumbled. "Stupid filthy disgusting humans. All of them are nothing but horrible dirty walking germ carriers " He paused and let out a harsh cough. Then he looked over at the little robot that walked into the room. Gir placed a plate of baked beans on the floor.More Like This
"Hi master! You wanna eat some beans?!" He said in his usual high pitched voice. The robot obviously didn't pay any attention to the fast his master was pale, wrapped tightly in a deep red blanket, and portraying all the symptoms of the flu.
"No, Gir. Get that out of here now. It smells HORRIBLE." Zim groaned and laid back on the couch so his head was cushioned by a white pillow placed on the arm rest. Gir made some sniffling hiccupping noises and carried the plate out of the room. The next one to walk in was Mini Moose, who placed a cup of tea with extra sugar in front of Zim.
"Thank you, Mini Moose, but I'm not thirsty." The alien closed his eyes. The moose made the usual little squeak and took the cu
Dib's pretty rave girl"NO IGGINS IM NOT GOING TO A FRICKEN RAVE WITH YOU!" Dib shouted at the boy.More Like This
" Aww come on Dib it'll be fun!" Iggens whined.
" no Igg-" Dib said as he was cut off.
" There be chicks! And booze! Come on Dib you need to get out more!" Iggens wined once more.
"Fine! i'll go!" Dib said as he gave in to Iggen.
-- at the rave
Dib sat at the bar while Iggens had his fun. The song playing was pretty rave girl.
"God dammet! Where the hell are you Iggens!" Dib said as he got up and walked away from them bar.
"ow!" Dib said as he was knocked off his feet,
" omg! are you ok! im sorry! a girly voice said.
" Huh?" He said as he meet with big blue eyes.
" I said are you ok?" the girl said. She was about dibs age but smaller. She wore the usual rave outfit, A rainbow colored vest, bright colored gloves, load of glow sticks, a black mini skirt, and fluffy pink things on her legs that covered her shoes."
" Um yeah im ok" Dib said while trying to hide a blush. She was beutiful, Her curves were perfect do
ZIMthetic -Part 4-OXYGEN LEVELS:.:.:.: StableMore Like This
TEMPATURE:.:.:.: 84degrees F
GENDER DEVELOPMENT:.:.:.: Unknown
DNA DEVELOPMENT:.:.:.: Unknown
Dib just stared. Who should make the first move in this situation? Dib said enough, it was Zim's turn. Dib swallowed hard. Zim squint his eyes. He stared intensely at Dib. Not saying a word. It looked almost as if Zim was observing Dib. Looking for reactions and any sudden movement. But Dib did absolutely nothing. Even his thoughts were at a stand still. Zim definitely wasn't helping the situation. Dib had to say something. Anything would work! He already knew Zim would force him to leave so it really didn't matter what Dib said. But before Dib could say anything, Zim finally spoke up.
"How do you think this situation is going?" Zim said sternly
"Fine I didn't do anything."
"Hm? You seem rather emotional for something you didn't do, yes?"
"No " Dib would admit to nothing; regardless of the
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Zim tried not to feel anxious as he continued to wash himself.
"Oh, shut up, Zim! You know very well I asked you to keep a shower running for me before you left the gym! How was I supposed to know you were still using it?! Besides, I thought you hated water! So why haven't you gone home yet?!" Dib snapped right back at the other, peeking out from behind the curtain of his shower to have a look around, contemplating ducking behind various shower curtains until he could reach the towels on the other end of the room.
Chancing a quick glance over at the shower Zim was still standing behind, he took a deep breath before darting out to make a quick dash for the shower curtain closest to his own. He then did the same with the next one and then the next one, drawing ever closer to his prize. When he was about two showers away from where he could see the folded up towels however, he felt his foot slipping against the wet tile floor as he made another mad dash for one of the curtains.
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A scowl crossed the face of the green skinned youth as he walked the halls of the community hospital with his trainer while tuning out a good part of what she said to think on how ugly the color white was. So blindingly boring and easily stained, which is why he wore dark red colored nursing outfits which contrasted neatly with his skin though often tempted people to make Christmas jokes.
Whatever Christmas was.
He turned back in about the time the nurse he was training under ONCE AGAIN warned him that he was only there as a student in training and was under no circumstances alowed to administer any sort of drugs to patients.
'So basically I'm going to be playing maid to a bunch of germy sick people.' He wanted to complain but thought better of it. He was here to do a job and if playing maid was how he was going to do it then play maid he would.
Anything to please The Almighty Tallest, add yet another territory to the Irken Empire, and to go down in history as the greatest irken
Crazy -ZADR-I do not own Invader Zim in any shape, form or fashion. Jhonen Vasquez (I probably butchered his name >>;; ) owns all Invader Zim rights. I've simply written a ZADR fan-fiction, that he would totally disapprove of, and probably sicken at the very mention of it. I apologize for my improper use of grammar, and my OOC. In any case I hope you enjoy.More Like This
Dib sat patiently in his desk, hearing nothing. Nothing but the nailing of millions of raindrops fiercely landing simultaneously onto the blacktop outside. Dib's warm breath collided with the eerily frigid air that lingered in Mrs. Bitter's classroom as thoughts ran through his mind. The Silence echoed throughout the room. Quietness seemed to ring out so intensely that if someone were to cause the slightest bit of disturbance that it would cause insanity, and chaos to break loose.
Glancing adjacent from his current position Dib viewed the green creature that posed as a student. This caused a slight squeaking noise. Dib winced in fear of attract
You did-ZaDr Dib looked up to the sky, but he never saw what he hoped he would. He always saw just the bleak emptiness of space. He never saw the tell tale voot cruiser coming down to rescue him from the earthly hell.More Like This
It was always the same, he'd come to the glade where Zim had left and would stare at the stars all night. It was a habit a need.
When Zim had left him, he'd said 'Wait a year Dib-human, and every day after that look into the stars, I'll be there to save you someday.' But where was the irken now? Where was he and why wasn't he there with Dib?
The human lowered his gaze to the grass, running his fingers through the soft blades. The spot where he and Zim had found love together...where they had vowed to stay together. Dib bit his bottom lip clutching at the grass, 'but where is the love now?' h
If Today Was Your Last DayZADR A blur of black and red went rolling into the alley way, shouts following soon after. To anyone who had lived in the neighborhood it was a normal occurrence, but during this particular fight there seemed to be a different air of anger.More Like This
"Why did you follow Zim home?!" The green alien shouted, grabbing at Dib's wrist. He managed to grab one and pinned it above the human's head.
The human however didn't reply he simply struggled against the alien's rough grip. He didn't throw a punch at Zim's face like he usually would. He didn't try to snap the antenna that was sticking out from underneath the alien's wig. He just couldn't, it would hurt him too much to see the green teen cringe away in pain. "Why do you think, Zim?" he finally replied, his voice being calmer than that of the irken's.
"Don't play ga
Trench Coat-ZaDr Zim stepped out of his house and into the frigid air, wearing his usual uniform. He hated earth winters, they were cold and made all the humans sniffly.More Like This
The alien's uniform was extremely thin and did nothing to block out the chill. Which is probably why he was so cold, but he'd never stoop so low as to buy a human coat. His race however had never heard of a coat before since it was always warm on his planet, so he went without anything to block out the elements. He refused to wraps his arms around himself, this would show that he was cold, and that would be a weakness. The irken walked down the sidewalk, occasionally slipping on a patch of ice or two before regaining his balance.
Dib stepped out of his own home, wrapped up in his warm trench coat. He didn't much like winters either, they were cold and he hated getting sick.
Numb-ZaDr Zim was numb, completely and utterly numb from head to toe as he just sat there and stared at Ms. Bitters. It was a lie, it couldn't be true, he thought out of desperation. They were just trying to trick him into thinking it was true yeah that's what was going on; but the only lie that was being told was the one he was trying to tell himself.More Like This
Crimson eyes were completely void of their usual ecstatic emotion, being replaced by grief and disbelief. Unknown to him the class had already continued, but he didn't care. He simply sat there staring blankly at where the teacher had been.
They were lying, it was all lies, he wouldn't he couldn't. The distraught alien looked over at the empty seat only 5 chairs down, and felt his heart lurch painfully. He couldn't. The alien stood up, gaining stares from the class mates and an annoyed Ms. B
If I Die Young-ZaDrDib stood at the edge of a sparkling pond, the just rising sun reflecting beautifully off the nearly clear water. The scene would have been beautiful to him if it hadn't been for the reason he was coming here. Tears were falling silently down his face and he clutched the dead Pak more firmly against his chest. The panels on it were still glowing dimly and he'd tried...oh how he'd tried to reactivate the piece of technology and fashion it to a body. Oh how he'd tried to bring back that hateful spaztic alien.More Like This
He knelt down at the edge of the water, placing the technology down on a boat he'd fashioned with such care. The rose petals he'd laid around the satin pillow he'd placed the Pak on complimented the still glowing panels beautifully and he had to blink back more tears. He took a deep breath before placing his hands on the back of the boat and pushing it forward gently. He didn't want to let it go and he lay a hand weakly against the edge of the small boat before it could get too far
30 Minutes-ZaDr Dib was standing outside of his home silently. He did not approach the building, because he knew that soon it would fall to the ground and become ash. He looked to his right, just watching as the houses in that direction collapsed much like his would. Like dominoes in the wake of a blazing fire.More Like This
He was not scared nor was he surprised by the sight, in fact there was just a numbness settling over him. He just watched in an almost sick fascination as the fire traveled closer and closer to his own home, the flames licking hungrily at the sides of the technology filled building before taking it all away in a minute or two of raging fire.
The teen stuffed his hands in his pockets and walked calmly away from the fire, he knew he couldn't stay for long because soon the spot where he was standing would be engulfed in fire as well as most everything else
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Zim scoffed, watching the filthy human dress. "This is ridicules. What is the point of these STOOpid human rituals? They get all sweaty and press against each other letting other people watch? HUUmans are beastly. Utterly beastly." He crossed his arms to prove his point and ignored the pointed stare in his direction.
"Says the Alien that just finished doing a very said-beastly human thing." Dib pulled on a white shirt, covering most of the marks littering his thin frame. He glanced back at Zim, noting that he wasn't moving to put anything on. "Are you going to change or are you trying to make it easier for me to ravish you with the rest of the student body watching?"
Zim's face took a slight blue tint and he glared at Dib. "Zim will NEVER AGAIN! NEVER again." He didn't elaborate, the teen understood. He stood and quickly jerked his jeans on, once again ignoring the stare. He wandered over to the humans dresser and rummaged through it, thr
LENORESweet little darling why do you cry?More Like This
Up in the mansion my family has died,
Dear Sweet Lenore on days so grim,
Why do you sit alone?
Here on my grave, haunted by frowns,
Fro faces of people unknown,
Sweet little darling why do you smile?
Up in the mansion a boy has called,
Dear sweet Lenore on days so bright,
Why do you sing to heavens light?
Here on my grave I look up at him,
Seeing him smile while waiting for the moon,
Young sweet child youre coming of age,
As he grow older you stay the same,
That doesnt matter as long as were friends,
We stay together until his life ends,
From daylight to darkness Ill sit here and wait,
Till he comes so we can go play,
Remember that last time when you were alone?
Careless but free to do what you love,
Down by the river you sat there alone,
Holding your doll and the dog that you owned,
Along came a stranger, who held up a knife,
Stabbed your heart and right there you died,
Here on your tombstone carved in with grace,
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Hardly giving Dib’s question any thought at all really, Zim merely waved it off after a brief moment of consideration. “Hmmm… Well… After my Tallest sent him to the deadly planet Blorch, probably with the intention of getting rid of him, he somehow managed to conquer it… Must have been an easy mission after all.” He half mumbled to himself before looking away with a none too impressed look on his face. “…But anyways, my leaders have been trying to get rid of him since. He just keeps coming back somehow though." He then shrugged it off as though what he’d just written to the other was a common, everyday conversation topic on his planet.
"O-Oh...W-Well, I guess you should be hoping he's still alive then if you plan on asking him to bring you stuff."
"Meh…" Zim looked away to the side for a moment before noticing the expression currently on Dib's face. Not wanting to come across as uncaring, he then sighed and continued writing.
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Not even responding back to Zim’s accusations this time as he felt just a tad bit hurt and angry the other wouldn’t believe him, Dib rather reached back behind himself to grab his pillow and smack Zim square in the face with it.
“AH!” Zim spluttered, pushing the pillow away from his face before adjusting his wig and glaring daggers at the other, reaching out a hand to grab another pillow to hold it up threateningly in case the other decided to try and thwack him again.
Rather than hitting Zim a second time however, Dib merely stuck his tongue out at him.
Lowering his pillow, Zim blinked at that gesture and frowned before then poking his own tongue out at Dib himself.
Taking the opportunity when Zim was distracted, Dib smacked him a second time in the face with his pillow.
“Mmph!” Zim accidentally bit down on his tongue, smacking the pillow away and bringing a hand up to his mouth. “…Oww…” He glared, taking the pillow again and
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Lips quivering momentarily at Zim’s question, Dib struggled to keep his voice steady as he went to reply back to the other. “I-I just feel s-sicker here...I d-don't like it...I-I don't want t-to stay here anymore...” He broke down all over again.
Sitting himself near Dib and scooting in closer, Zim looked at him worriedly. “I…I don't know what to say, Dib…I don't want you to have to stay here either.” He said, uncertain what else he could do to comfort the human.
“Wh-Why can't they just l-let me go home already...?” Dib’s head found Zim's lap as he buried his face into it and curled up in the bed. “Th-This place makes me dizzy...” He whimpered in a muffled voice as he tried not to let his gaze wander anymore.
“I don't know…I'm sure they have a reason…Maybe it's because you need the IV medicine…” Zim tried to calm Dib by putting a hand to the side of his face.
Dib let his eyes slip clos
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Looking up at the nurse when she broke the silence with a hushed whisper, Zim responded back in an equally muted voice. “Oh... Did he say anything when I left?” He asked, thinking that perhaps the other had just been waiting for him to leave before saying anything in regards to what had happened.
The nurse could only shake her head slowly however. “No... He was crying under the covers for a while though. I think he just cried himself to sleep right after you left. B-But don't worry. I'm certain things will be better once he wakes up.” She tried to assure him despite the tension that no doubt still hung in the air from their earlier argument.
Doubting that very much, Zim just looked back down at his lap gloomily in silence.
The nurse sent Zim a sad look before looking back down at Dib and sighing.
After several silent minutes, Dib shifted slightly underneath the covers, turning over in the bed, his scythe lock poking out from underneath the blankets. “Mmm..
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Sending Dib a confused look at his last few words, Zim couldn’t help but shake his head slightly at them. “…Then… Why do you yell at Zim… If you don't want to do it?” He asked, a little thrown off guard by what the other had just told him.
“...I-I don't know... I don't know... Maybe there's just something wrong with me... I don't want to lose you, but this keeps on happening…” Dib brought up his hands to wipe at his eyes.
“What? Lose me?” Zim shook his head. “But don't most people not like yelling yet still do it?... I do it, but it doesn't mean I like doing it or anything, so there’s nothing wrong with you.” He said with a nod as though to confirm that what he just said made sense.
“But there must be something wrong with me... You're the best thing to ever happen to me and still I yell at you... Even when I don't want to anymore...” Dib was shaking slightly now. “...And you're always
cronicas (part 4)El golpe del agua hizo reaccionar a ginny, se volteo rápidamente a Skoodge, con expresión alterada, Nio apenas se estaba transformando, era la desventaja de transformarse en las espadas, tardaba más en transformarse cuando estas estaban separadas, en tanto la bestia se dirigía dónde estaba dalia.More Like This
-Skoodge por favor transfórmate, necesito ayudar a mi amiga, por favor-lo tomo de los hombros y lo miro a los ojos.
-pero…-iba a decir pero lo interrumpió.
-no es momento para eso, necesito ayudarlos-reclamo frunciendo levemente el ceño.
El pequeño irken obedeció, transformándose en una hoz en las manos de la chica, Nio termino de transformarse corriendo desesperada a ver a su irke, a dib le faltaba muy poco para acabar con su bestia de una vez por todas.
La de ojos azules esquivo al monstruo corriendo al rio, ginny aprovecho que este estaba distraído para cortarle la espalda, dalia había hecho un buen trabajo en herirlo de
El regalo ZaDrSabía que quería esa apestosa cosa, lo supe cuando se detuvo en la vidriera a contemplarlo dejando aun lado el acoso a mi persona.More Like This
No se porque quería semejante y horrible cosa,he visto a muchas de esas antes y me parecían repulsivas.Pero nunca a uno como ese,parecía roto, el relleno se le veía y hasta era de un horrible color cafe barro,los puntos de costura parecían haberlas hecho un ciego.En simples palabras era horrible pero a el Dib-gusano parecía encantarle tan otras ¨oso de peluche¨.
El costo era demasiado alto por lo que ese humano trabajo con su padre para tener el dinero para pagar ese nauseabundo peluche dejándome a mi por casi una semana y medía en paz,sin el espiándome,sin perseguirme,sin plantar cámaras a mi guarida y mas que nada sin peleas gloriosas donde le demostraba mi fuera,agilidad y destreza en el combate cuerpo a cuerpo.
Ho...las gloriosas batallas que siempre recuerdo con él h
The Future Is X-Rated ~ Chapter 14 ~ ZADRA stampede of teenagers erupted from the front doors of the skool. “Woohoo! It’s Friday! Only two weeks left ‘til summer vacation!” A girl yelled out. Others cheered along with her.More Like This
Dib went home and straight to bed, falling asleep moments after his head hit the pillow. Zim got to his base and went down to the lab to brainstorm ways to lengthen Dib’s pitiful human lifespan. He knew Dib wouldn’t want to be changed from human to Irken, if that was even possible. He had taken several paks from the Irken casualties of Operation Impending Doom, as they contain useful technology, but putting a pak on Dib would kill him. Altering a pak to make it usable on a different species had never been done before, and Zim had no idea how long it would take to create a human-compatible pak. Even if he did manage to make one for Dib, it was unlikely the human would want to wear the alien device. It took a while, but eventually the perfect idea came to mind. “Yes!
cronicas (part 3)El día para ginny y dalia fue relativamente corto haciendo sus compras, el día para Nio se le hizo muy largo, viendo a escondidas hasta cuando dalia se despediría de la ojirosa, para dib igual largo, evitando a zim, pues recordaba lo de la noche anterior, para zim muy corto, molestando a dib y haciéndolo sonrojar recordándole lo de la noche, la amada noche llego, zim y dib tocaron el timbre de la mansión de dalia.More Like This
-pasen pasen-invito la menor alegre, ya adentro vieron que ginny cargaba una mochila y Nio tomaba algo sentada en el sofá, aburrida.
-hasta que se dignan a aparecer, oscureció hace media hora-profirió molesta la irken de dalia dejando la taza en la mesa y parándose.
-no exageres-sonrió dalia a su irken haciendo un gesto con la mano.
-hola dib-saludo feliz la de rizos rosas.
-am hola?...-miro a dalia preguntándole que hacia ahí.
-quiere conseguir un irken para poder pelear también y ayudarnos a salvar el mun
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En la habitación para niños estaba el chico con gafas preparando sus cosas rápidamente, en realidad repasando lo ya preparado hace semanas, el esperaba ansioso salir de ese lugar y estar en el siguiente nivel de su plan lo llevaba al
borde del éxtasis.
_Un momento ¿Donde esta Star?
_¿Buscaba tu muñeca cuatro ojos?
Dib se dio media vuelta soltando un suspiro con una mirada aburrida, había algo que aprendió en esos pocos meses terrestres y era que él dicho terrícola ¨La supervivencia del mas fuerte¨ se implementaba en todos lados por distintas situaciones y no importaba la edad, siempre se cumplía.
_Hola Rocky -Dib observo que no estaba solo, estaban con otros dos chicos-
_Hola cabezón ¿Quieres tu muñeca? -Dijo extendiendo frente a él un oso clasico de peluche con un moño rojo que
sostenía por una de sus piernas-
_Es un oso de felpa y si, la