Edward Elric vs Edward CullenOnce upon a time, in a land ruled by over-hormonal fangirls and sexual fantasies there lived a handsome young man named Edward Elric. Now Ed was of simple birth, with long flowing golden hair and beautiful golden eyes. Although he had a slight inferiority concerning his height. He was slightly short for the average fifteen year old and when called short would often mistake people for calling him a ' runt so tiny he could only be seen with a magnifying glass.' One day Edward was calmly walking through Fandom Land when a strange looking young man caught his eye. Said young man was leaning againist a tree, looking rather moody with his shirt un-done revealing his pale, well-sculpted body. Now Ed was rather taken back by the new comer, he looked human rather than like an anime character.More Like This
"Hay little man," came the young man's voice. Ed froze...Little man?
"You talking to me, emo boy?" grunted Ed.
"And if I am?" smirked the new comer.
"You got a lot of nerve asshole, who are you anyways?" a