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Eddy is a LiarTap your feet to hammer of boards,
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Jump in time to dodge the horde.
Up the steps and Dosey Doe,
Slash that Bowie Knife to and fro.
Chuck a Monkey
And save the team,
Pick 'em up off the floor quick; there's no time to scream.
Sprint that ass off! Go go go,
Stand back at the mainframe and watch that monkey blow.
KABOOM! is the sound,
And suddenly fire is all around.
Guns getting light?
How the f**k am I meant to fight!?
Click, Click, Click.
The Fire Rate getting slow.
What's that dropped? Oh, Max Ammo!
A blessing from Sam? How very strange,
Hey little girl don't step in the firing range.
Or you might just find, like you did before
A bullet in your head and blood all over the floor.
We all know Edward did it,
Crazy Nazi Bastard buzzin' a mile a minute.
Murdered you and daddy,
Quite the horrific tragedy.
Eddy is a liar and Teddy is a Troll,
950 points to spin that box and yet we'll never know...
As to why you always scream, lau