Marauder's Rated Interview-The Marauders enter on mass-More Like This
James: I had to cut my quidditch short for this so it better be bloody worth it, you dragon-snouted, gnome-cocked interviewer er- .. person.
Sirius: AND theyre not even hot looking! Geez.
Remus: I do apologise for these two -sighs-
Right.. And on that note, this is going to be a rated interview. So you cannot swear, talk about sex or use physical violence.
Remus: Sounds good. Its about time we could have a decent and civil interview without all of James swearing and Sirius innuendos.
Sirius: In your endo. smirks-
James: Woah, woah! So for this interview youre saying we have to answer your questions politely?!
Yes. So lets start with school Do
Roxi: -enters dramatically- Oh yes. You thought youd have an interview without me? Mwhahahaaa!
James: Roxi no!! Leave while you still can!! Theyre making us do a polite and normal i
A Marauder's Introduction...Introduce yourselves.More Like This
Sirius: Im Sirius. The good looking one. PHWOARRRRR!
James: Wooo, Im the cool one.
Sirius: No modesty there, James?
Remus: Shut up, Sirius. Like you can talk!
Sirius: And, you can tell that this guy is the cute one. Haha, right Remus?
Remus: No. Im the moody-before-a-full-moon guy, so you just better shut your trap.
Peter: And Im.. er just Peter, I guess? The others are all hyped up today. You have been warned.
Cool! So, are you handsome?
Sirius: Handsome? You betcha!! *grins*
James: Dont worry hes not normally THIS bad.. Its just cos he got off with a girl about 5 minutes ago.
What's your sexuality? Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
James: For me there is Lily. Ahhhh.. *trance*
Sirius: And all the other girls for me!!
Remus: Leaving none for us.. *rises eyebrow*
Sirius: Noooo! Silly! Theres all the guys!