The Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day Genie
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
Circe's MedallionCirce's MedallionMore Like This
"It's here, it's here, it's finally here," Cindy giggled gleefully as she bounded through the front door carrying a small package.
"What's here?" Robin asked as she looked up from the book she was reading on the sofa.
"Only the coolest thing ever," Cindy replied proudly as she put the package down on the table and began to tear the paper from the package.
Her curiosity aroused, Robin put down her book and moved to stand next to her friend to see what could be in the mysterious package.
With a flourish, Cindy opened the box and removed a small golden medallion on a braided gold chain. The medallion sparkled as Cindy held it up to the light. The medallion was covered with strange symbols and had a pale blue gem imbedded in the center.
"Behold, the medallion of Circe," Cindy proclaimed proudly.
"It's beautiful," Robin gasped as she admired her friend's new jewelry. "Why is it called the medallion of Circe?"
"Because it was owned by Circe
Liar TF TG Witchcraft Pt2More Like This
By Sara Lee
Kenny got back to his dorm room and threw himself on the bed.
'Who would fucking believe the day I've had? I have to watch everything I say from now on or I'll change into a girl. Shit, it may happen anyway.' Kenny thought. He got curious about his new lower body and decided to look at himself in he mirror. There was a full-length mirror on the back of the door to the hall so he locked the door and took off the Guess jeans he was wearing. He also pulled off the jockey shorts and stood there half naked.
His hips looked huge but they were a good balance for the legs. He pulled his shirt off and stared at the chest and waist that made his body look like an adolescent girl, tittering on the brink of puberty. That was closer to the truth than he liked. If he slipped up again, he'd
Liar TF TG Witchcraft Pt1More Like This
This story has several Transformations leading to a Transgender ending ... and sexual parts ... if you do not like this kind of story, please do not read.
By Sara Lee
Kenny Jackson drove up to the front of the dorm where Linda Danvers lived and parked in the fire lane. He ran up to the front door and found Linda standing inside the foyer, looking very mad.
Linda was one of the prettiest girls in the university. She was tall and slim with classic good looks. She had a well-defined figure and long, jet- black hair that contrasted nicely with her sky blue eyes. She was a drama major and very gifted. She wanted to act and she could. Linda could bring tears to the eyes of the most jaded audience. Her voice was deep for a woman, but not masculine and that just made it all the more captivating.
Kenny was a computer and business majo
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Survivors of the Bimbo Virus, part One
Jason rose above the car, looking around wildly.
You see anything? Derek asked.
Not yet, Jason said. You?
No, Derek said. Where are they?
Who knows, Jason said. Having massive orgies.
You know, Derek said, Thats not such a bad image.
Considering that most of them were guys, it should be, Jason snapped. Now quiet. Stay in the shadows. Jason signaled to move forward, and the two survivors crossed the suburban street, which was littered with debris; papers and trash lay on the ground, followed by the occasional lingerie. Smoke rose from smoldering fires from where panicked victims threw gasoline onto their lawns in an effort to stop their attackers. Tubes of lipsticks on the lawn proved that they were unsuccessful.
They probably just waited for the fire to
TMIS 11 BoardGame 1_2"Do you have any board games?" the teenager asked, the pink bubblegum in his mouth burst yet once again.More Like This
"Sure we do." Tobias replied, a forced smile in his face. "What sort are you looking for?"
"Something like Jumanjy." the guy snickered. His friend seemed to try holding off the laughs.
"Well, we don't have that one..." Tobias playfully taunted, feeling an idea form inside his head. "However, I've got something that might be just as... interesting.." seemingly out of nowhere, he brought out a plain looking white box. "This should do the trick."
"What's it about?" the first of the three wondered, obviously confused by the lack of names in the cardboard.
"The original box was in poor conditions, so I had to put it in this one." Tobias replied. "I guarantee you won't get bored with this game."
"How much?" the second guy in the group insisted. The feeling that there might be a scam was the first thing to cross his mind.
"Our store would never sell something in such poor condition.
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By The Professor
The day all my dreams came crashing down, I didn't even know it not right away, anyhow. It was just one of those things that went from bad to worse to
Well, let's just say there was no way I could have ever guessed where things would lead.
We were playing the Bellevue West Thunderbirds we being the Westside Warriors. Both teams were undefeated, and the Omaha World Herald had us both listed in the top five teams in the state. Somebody had to win and somebody had to lose. This was our Super Bowl, and as starting quarterback for the Warriors, it was my job to lead the team to victory.
Things went well for most of the game. At the end of the third quarter, we were up by a touchdown and driving for another score. It looked as if all my dreams were coming true. With any luck, I'd be the touted as the hottest high school quarterback in the state by the end of the year, and that meant the Cornhusker scouts in the stands that night would
Bored Genie - Jean TGThe ball bounced off the wall, slamming against the floor before disappearing entirely. Jean flicked her finger to repeat the process again. Appear. Bounce. Disappear. Appear. Bounce. Disappear. Anyone else hat e their life some days?"More Like This
"No complaining." She scowled at Bridgette as the girl sat down, turning her attention back to the ball again. Appear. Bounce. Disappear. Appear. Bounce. Disappear. "Genie magic always that nauseating, or are you just being lazy?"
She erased the ball without looking at it, recreating an identical copy in her hand before placing it on the pillow with a mock glare in Bridgette's direction. "You home for any particular reason?"
"Nope. Your mom out for any particular reason? Other than not wanting to be female for longer than she has to be?"
"Running track as a girl." She managed a soft smile at that, having her mother actually ask to be female for her. Just because she'd been born as a boy shouldn't mean she shouldn't enjoy being in the for m she'd birthed
Nine Lives Chap 1Chapter 1: A walk in the woodsMore Like This
Kammy and Ammie were just a pair of ordinary girls, perhaps to ordinary, neither of them had a body to brag over and I was something of a sore point with them when they compared themselves to their peers. Of the two Kammys breasts were the larger, but not by much, a meager B-Cub that was little more then a generous A cup. Ammie on the other hand was almost flat as a board, and neither one of them had very flattering curves. That said they were not comparing themselves to their peer today as they strolled casually though the woods, the bus stop they had come from now a shadow in the distance behind them as they wandered through the state wood grounds. Kammy was dressed a bit more ruggedly then her friend in denim hip hugging jeans, sneakers, and a pink tank top while Ammie had a almost illegally short mini and a half blouse that covered only her shoulders and breast but left most of her stomach exposed, she was wearing sandals with a three inch heel
Horsey BetMary groaned as the Kentucky Golden thundered past the finish line, three places ahead of her horse, State Ticket. The brunette combed a hand through her curly hair with a loud sigh, turning to Harriet and finding an eager grin on her friend's face.More Like This
Mary owed her money, and though it wasn't an excessive amount it was enough for a drastic double-or-nothing. Of course, as with most of such things, it didn't end in her favor, and now Mary was looking at an oncoming TransFun serum. A horse serum, specifically.
“Well, one way or another you're clearing your debt.” Harriet, the daughter of the track's owner, winked with a chuckle in her throat and a smile on her lips. She'd booked an empty stadium for the next few hours, ensuring she and her friends would be able to ride off Mary's debts.
“Yeah, yeah.” Mary groaned. “I'd have rather paid it off without working, though...” She sighed and crossed her arms, tapping her foot idly. “So, when are we going
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Jeff was there astonished by the reflection in the mirror, the curves, the clothes… especially the fox tail and ears, why was he looking exactly like Mia when he see her?!
"N-no way" say Jeff with the voice of Mia "I… I'm dreaming right?"
He slowly moves his hand to his head and pinches the triangular ears on top of his head, only to feel the pain and make them twitch by reflex?! Wait, he make the ears twitch?! For him it couldn't be real, did Mia actually manage to kill him with her super human sprint she did a few hours ago? Did his life end without being able to accomplish anything?! He starts feeling dizzy just at the thought, but just like that he loses control of the body.
"Is it morning already? Wow, I'm so hungry" Say Mia now controlling her own mouth, stretching up "Hmm? Why did you let me control your… eh?"
Mia saw her own reflection in the mirror and froze up. She starts waving her hand, to see if the reflection will do the same. Just like Jeff, she moves h
The Candidates TGThe CandidatesMore Like This
I followed him to school one day when I was very bored because he was so busy and I just felt ignored.
Ever since he was a child, I always lingered near to whisper little secrets in his little ear.
Suspect me a spirit, a ghost, or some other being, but he always felt me while never seeing.
But only a spirit out of her spirited mind would try to construct her thoughts in a particular rhyme and keep it that way without getting frustrated. Obviously, I’m not that sort.
I’m the sort who would linger beside a man from child to adulthood in a game gone on too long.
My favorite games came when it was time for him to dress. Just a little pull, tap and a press and he’d puzzle over how his pale plaid shirt pooled down his legs or how he now had clothes he didn’t remember buying.
But not even those things really ruffled him anymore or even led to quiet confusion. He sighed and took them in stride. I’d snort and pout but still I played.
Backstrom: The Beginning“Backstrom, Kansas, why in the hell am I being sent there? It sounds like a shit hole to be honest,” Charles Weaver said with a sigh as he read over his transfer papers.More Like This
“Well you’ve been wanting to get out of Chicago for quite some time and you meet all the requirements to be a Sheriff, Charles.” his boss replied before taking a sip of his warm coffee.
“Yeah but Kansas? Why the hell so far away? That just seems too ridiculous…”
“You’ll like it, besides a change in scenery is just what you need. It’s been an honor working with you these last few years Charles and good luck in Backstrom.” his boss said with a big bearded smile.
“Is this really Backstrom?” Charles asked as he drove past a giant sign with the words ‘Backstrom. A Place of Magic’. “It looks… decent for a small town. Might as well take a quick drive around the entire place since I’m going to be living here
Mommy Days - Chapter 1"Sarah! Come on! We have to get this stuff on the shelves today!"More Like This
Slumped over the desk and facedown, Sarah did not answer. The books she was supposed to inspect and catalogue were stacked up around her, walling herself in from the rest of the world. Damien stood over her, hands on his hips. "Sarah, it happened a week ago. Move on already!"
"Go away! Let my vagina dry up in peace."
"No. You can dry up on your own time, but right now," he grunted, hefting a box of books, " I need you to bring this to the self-help section."
Sarah, seeing no other option, feigned death in the hopes that Damien would get tired and walk away, perhaps unloading the work on some other lowly clerk. However, instead of giving up, Damien started singing pop tunes from the 1990's. "I don't wanna wait, for our lives to be-"
"Stop singing! I'll do the crummy work!"
Sarah picked up the box and rushed off. Damien, quite satisfied that his work was finished for now, skipped off to the break room. Still, he could
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Pushing aside another, almost-as-large-as-her, fern leaf, Eilish found herself stumbling into a small clearing. The ground was surprisingly dry, compared to the muck she'd been trekking through for the past few hours or so. Maybe here would be somewhere she could rest without being disturbed by the continuous rain.
Trotting over to a tree with somewhat-smooth looking bark, Eilish slid down to the ground, leaning back and closing her eyes. To think, only yesterday she'd been touring around NASA's largest space station, constantly gazing out windows at the passing stars and planets. She'd always had a fascination with Astrology and the likes, but to be accepted to travel up here out of thousands of others? Ridiculous!
But, as she had expected, it had been too good to be true. The stations stability in orbit had been jeopardized, calling for the evacuation of all personnel. Though Eilish had seemingly been forgotten in thi
Innocent GirlsThe man beast warrior let out a low groan as the attack hit him in the chest and he shattered into bits. His slayer, a mermaid with a bow notched another arrow.More Like This
“It’s your move Serenity,” The brunette wearing a green shirt and blue shorts called out to the girl across from her as her monster had just taken the field and destroyed one of her own and damaged her life points. “Let’s see what you can do against me.” Tea Gardner said with a friendly smile a pair of cards in her hand and a duel disk attached to her arm.
“Alright. That was a good move Tea, I wasn‘t expecting it.” Serenity Wheeler dressed in a pink shirt and shorts said in response as the two girls were dueling. While neither were expert duelists, they did enjoy it and were having a friendly match between them. The two teenagers having a good duel between them with nothing at stake. Serenity was losing so far after Tea’s latest move as her monsters while weak were bol
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“Crap! My soaker is jammed!” Tim Cameron lamented as he tried to clear an oatmeal jam in an old Super Soaker CPS 2500 that he had since childhood. “I told you that using the Nickelodeon slime recipe was a bad idea, Scott.” A quick look inside of the loading tank confirmed the worst fear: the oatmeal component of the orange ‘slime’ had settled in. “If we start now, then we MIGHT be able to have these tanks cleared before the actual game comes out.”
Scott Cousteau, no relations to the French oceanographer, shook his CPS Splashzooka in similar frustration. “The chemistry for this mixture is completely sound.” Scott, a major in chemistry, didn’t want to admit that a small miscalculation on his part took an already absurd plan and made it even worse. “Give me a few minutes to fiddle with the dilution of the ink.” Tim tossed over his super soaker quite aggressively. “Look, I know that we’re already runn
BodysuitTGMore Like This
I always had a thing for Japanese girls, or Asian girls in general. But Japanese chicks were definitely the type that I considered perfect. The silky hair, soft, pale and clean skin. The slanted, cute eyes and petite bodies. What was not to love about them? But while at first I really wanted to get together with one, over time I realised that I was somehow jealous of their perfectness. I wanted to be like a Japanese girl. Atleast for a while, be the owner of such a gorgeous body. But since I was born a boy and neither was I from Japan, it wasn't meant to be. Magic doesn't exist after all and science was not even close to something like that. I spent my days looking at pictures of the bodies I aspired to have and dreaming about the life I could have.
One day while I was browsing through the internet, I found an ad about “Bodysuits”. It looked interesting enough to actually compel me to click it and I was not disappointed. The gist of the site: You can pick
More Than Just Friends Part 2The words coming out of the girl's mouth didn't make any sense to Mathew. "Alex?..." As he stared at her, he began to see some similarities in her facial structure. She was far from identical, but there were definitely similarities. She looked like she could be Alex's sister, only Alex was an only child. He didn't have any sisters. "Is that really you?"More Like This
"Yes!" she exclaimed, sighing in relief that Mathew believed her. "It's me."
"What happened?" Mathew asked, still shocked at her feminine form. With a start he realized that he had been looking at her boobs and glanced away, covering up his embarrassment with a fake cough. He turned back to Alex, making sure to look at her eyes, which still looked mostly the same, and not any of her more alluring features.
"I- I don't know," Alex lied. She didn't know why, but she couldn't make herself tell him about Iyx. The words just wouldn't come out of her mouth no matter how hard she tried. "My stomach started to hurt so I ran into the restroom, a
The BBQ (4th of July Special!)Note: The following story contains the following transformations:More Like This
Feral, Anthro, Gender, Inanimate, Age Regression, and Age Progression
The Fourth of July had just hit, and Lisa and Ted had invited all their friends to a BBQ at their house. It was a big deal for them. The couple had just recently moved into their house and it would be the first large gathering for them and their friends for years. They were all coming, and special preparations were made. Lisa and Ted had gone to a new store to purchase a new brand of meat for the party. They had heard good things about it on the reviews online and decided to try it out for the party.
July 4th arrived and guests started to arrive. The first few were they old college classmates Larry and Jasmine. Afterwards the neighbors came, made up of Dustin, Tyler, Steven, and Jon. The small family of Maggie and Scott, the parents and Matthew and Stephanie the children arrived shortly there after. Some other friends came in and so
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Thanks to bvw1979's commissioning it, Gena, Lexi, and Caroline are together again for a whole week of experimentation in a sequel to:
Where Science and Magic Meet
Gena Fellowes, a young scientist, was in the middle of titrating a liquid when her cell phone rang. Distractedly, she fished it out of her lab coat. The caller ID informed her that it was her new friend Caroline, and she smiled. Conversations with Caroline were always very spirited and bizarre. “Caroline? What's up?”
“Hey, Gena. Can you take a week off?”
“A whole week?”
“He's got the potion samples, huh?”
“Yup. Lexi's away on Saturday and Sunday, and I work
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Cheryl's cheeks were a light shade of pink as she sat in front of Ryan. The dark haired girl unable to do much but comply as her friend she viewed as a brother slipped the dress onto her form. Blushing harder when Ryan chuckled.
"No pouting like that sis. It's not my fault you got tiny." Ryan stated before patting the girl's head. For the usual adult was now but a few months old. Her body having shrunken down significantly after accidentally bumping into an ancient artifact. The woman brought down to this size in a matter of seconds.
Cheryl herself was still somewhat livid at this development. Having not expected to be turned into a baby simply by visiting her friend. However as she was lifted up her pout turned into a soft smile. Always enjoying it when Ryan would take care of her like an actual older brother.
"Alright till I figure out how to fix you, how about we hit the mall? I don't have a single piece of clothing that would fit you after all..." Ryan admitted before chucklin
OC ShortsMarisa could not deny she felt rather strange as she regained her awareness. Unable to move for some reason but at the same time aware she was moving. As if she was stuck in place but the world around her still moved rapidly. Her eyes unable to look around but was focused on one area.More Like This
In front of the girl was her good friend Alice. The dark haired girl now a teen driving off to check out a college campus. Marisa and Belle both quite proud to hear their little friend had done so well for herself over all hardships. Graduating high school in the top ten percentile along with ensuring she got plenty of scholarships. Stating she didn't want Belle to pay for everything- the farmer offering the instant she knew Alice wanted to go to college.
Yet Marisa for some reason found herself in a strange position. She could tell Alice was driving but why did she see that? Shouldn't she be in the passenger seat? Marisa remembering when Alice asked for some company on the trip to check out the campus. M
Beehive HighOh God, what's going on?! Am I dreaming? Somebody wake me up!More Like This
"Ahhhhh! My ankle! It hurts! It hurts!"
"Why are you doing this? What's wrong with you two? Stop! Don't come any closer. Get away! No! Let me guuughh "
And that's when I passed out.
What? What do you mean 'what's going on?' I'm telling you what happened to me. You need to know what happened before then? Alright.
It all started seven days ago, when she walked through the door of 1st period Math.
"Garfield Wolfe?" "Here." "Right. Anyone who's name I didn't call?"
Every eye in the room was drawn to the doorway, glued to the figure standing there. And figure was the right word. You could almost hear the guys panting as she clicked her way into the room on heels that sounded like they could puncture bones.
The teacher blinked, staring up at the girl in front of his desk as she ran a hand through thick blonde hair that hid her ears, wearing superiority like a q
Joining the HiveHoney was something that Mei Tanaka had never really seen the appeal of. It was sticky bee vomit, so what if it was sweet? She could just go with sugar – or, even better, splenda – if she was craving something sweet. So it was unfortunate that in the middle of a three week long road trip her old clunker decided to break down next to a stand on the side of a country road selling jars of honey. Mei had nothing to eat in her car, and when she called in she was told it would be three hours before anyone came to get her. It was in the middle of the country, and they implored her to understand it would take a while before any tow truck drivers were free to come at all.More Like This
So with a resigned sigh Mei hunkered down in her broiling car and watched the smiling man in white sitting behind the table covered in jars of honey. It wasn’t like honey she saw in stores either; from the display it looked thick – almost like a cream rather than the golden syrup Mei was used to seeing.
Cowgirl ExposedKami was an organic vegan out to show the world once and for all how cruel the dairy industry was to cows. She had spent months looking for the right farm to film and eventually she had found it, a farm that churned out a massive amount of milk despite its small size to the point where Kami was certain that they had pumped their heifers full of all sorts of chemicals. Not to mention that it was miles and miles outside of any town and no one she spoke to had ever actually seen it. So they thought they could get away with their crimes against animals just because they were set in the middle of nowhere? Kami would show them!More Like This
So, in the dead of night and armed with only a camera to arm her Kami drove out to the farm, planning to break in. She wore all black, everything but her freckled face covered. Her skin was frighteningly pale, and in the moonlight it almost glowed, although in the right light her completion offset her wide green eyes and wild dark red hair perfectly. Not that Kami was
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Kim Possible was worried for her friend...and a bit worried about her reputation. Ron Stoppable was told he needed an extracurricular activity so it could look good on college resumés, Ron wanted something that he could do good without it being too difficult, so he decided to Join Middleton's Cheerleading Squad with Kim. She was against the idea of course but the rules didn't discriminate the idea of a boy joining, there were boy cheerleaders. Still, She, along with Bonnie Rockwaller and several other members didn't approve, but they couldn't stop him from trying out.
At the day of Ron's tryout, Bonnie was upset that Kim was going to let him go through with it. Ron was waiting outside for the girls to get ready while Kim was about to explain how it would work, and maybe get Ron to have any doubts about doing it.
"Having Stoppable on our team will bring our team to the bottom" Bonnie ranted "Not only in regionals but the bottom of the social Food chain!" Another cheerle
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Warning: Pulling a Cait Sidhes tail may result in unexpected and dangerous reactions. Including, but not limited to, spontaneous transformations and death.
Cait Sith 29
Dear Mr. Anselm:
The Committee on Admissions has completed its review of your application for the class that will enter the Arizona State University this August. Although your application was considered favorably by the Committee, we regret to inform you
That was as far as Luke got before reducing the letter to a pile of scraps inside a dustbin. There was little point in reading past a word like regret. Fourteen letters and they always meant the same thing, another rejection.
He stormed out of his room wearing only a pair of blue boxers. The weather hardly demanded anything else for his boney tanned skin. Not that a lack of AC was something Luke could help. His parents decided years ago to cut corners by running the thermostat low all year round to s
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It was in the middle of August, that meant summer vacation would be ending in just a couple of weeks and all students would be returning to school soon. Even though the wonderful time of sleeping in until noon was coming to an end it didn’t bother one girl. At the moment Orihime Inoue was sitting on the couch, holding onto her small friend, Karin Kurosaki like she was one of her stuffed animals. Orihime was smiling, happily stroking Karin’s head while chanting her name over and over again. “Ah my sweet little baby, I don’t think you can get any cuter than this.” The older girl squealed looking down upon the younger girl who was totally ticked off at the moment. “Aww please don’t look at me like that, your pouting face and squishy cheeks only makes you look even cuter.”
Karin was very upset at the moment, why? Because the tomboyish girl was currently wearing a frilly pink dress-like shirt that stopped at
TG Caption This: Don't Leave The Toilet Seat Up! I pulled up my pants, stood up, from the toilet, and washed my hands. Then I left the bathroom, to watch T.V. in the living room, I jumped over the couch, to land safely, on it's cushions, I lifted the remote from the coffee table, and started channel surfing, then I heard footsteps coming down the stairs, along with many cleaning materials. I then knew who it was, it was my clean freak of a sister, I quickly jumped off of the sofa, and rushed towards the bathroom, I had opened the door, when I heard a shrill, and demanding voice, saying "hold it right there, mister!" The door was fully open, and my right foot was already over the threshold, when she continued "hands where I can see them."More Like This
I placed my hands in front of my body, then she went on with our usual routine "ok, good, now turn around so that your back is facing me, do it now!" I complied, and her directions continued "ok, now back up towards me, until I say stop." I started to back up, h
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TG Caption This: turned into a little sister
Jay was a typical guy living his high school life to the best of his ability, which wasn't high, it wasn't that he was stupid he just couldn't do what academic kids could, most people weren't expecting much from him except one, his twin sister as most siblings she was annoying but deep down they were the closer than anyone would ever be. One day were he'd done particularly bad at school he kept saying half-hearted comments, such as
"I wish school didn't exist" and " I wish I could start over"
His sister heard him rant and pushed open the door
" got a problem Jay?" She asked
"Yes a big one, mum and dad are going to be pissed" he said angrily
"I wish I could start over" he said again
His sisters eyes sparked with interest
"Here take this I'm sure it can help you"
She tossed mike a cuddly teddy bear, Jay was about to laugh, another one of his sisters stupid joke, but a soon as he caught it a jolt was sent through his body, he nearly blacked out
The Princess Knight, BeginningOnce upon a time there was a brash young prince, the eldest son and next in line for the throne he had undertaken a quest to prove his worth. He had ridden deep into the old woods past the Fairy Fields and sleepy villages that dotted the landscapes to face a witch that had taken residence deep in the woods and was causing grief for the lands, or so it was told. "Old Witch! I shall put a stop to your deeds this day, trouble the peasants no more by word of Prince Brandon" he had shouted to the old hag as she boiled something in an open cauldron.More Like This
"Prince Brandon is it?" she cackled with amusement to herself as she pushed hair from her face, old glossy eyes stared at the young man in his shining armor, grinning to herself she plotted and shuffled in his gaze while she continued her work. "I think you might be mistaken, you look more like a Princess Brandy," she commented as her magic started to work itself over the prince as he stood there.
"Princess? No, are your eyes bad, I'm a prinsssss
Rukia's Training - Chapter 1The moon shone in the sky on this calm night, basking the land in its modest glow. It seemed as large and bright as it had ever appeared to those observing it tonight, but as it was nearing three in the morning, that number was miniscule. There was probably only one person out in the slight chill of the evening, one who was preoccupied with her own thoughts and reasons for being out to take notice of the details of the night sky. She stood outside the walls of the great city, determining which way would be best to go. Using no particular logic in her determination, the woman headed away from the walled city towards the somewhat wooded area on the outskirts. It took some time, but she managed to find the perfect area for her needs, a clearing on the top of a small cliff face, a drop of about fifty or so feet. It was far enough away from the Seireitei that she could only just sense the reiatsu of the common citizens who lived at the inner edge of the city. Her Shinigami robes billowed aMore Like This
Dream JobDear HannahMore Like This
I finally found my dream job!! I'm a stand up comedian at Comedy Central.
That's right - they pay me to make fun of other people! I have my own little
room with a vanity mirror, closet & bed, should I ever be too tired for the
gruelling half hour drive home. They even gave me an assistant who carries
out all my ridiculous diva like commands - last week, I sent him to fetch me a
caged chav (you know - those badly dressed ruffians running around all over
the place.) and he came back with 2 and a stick to poke them with. My boss
made me set them free, but I don't mind because he's the coolest boss ever.
Oh, and the pay is great. I can finally afford afford to fly over to Australia and
buy that fire breathing alligator I've wanted so bad.
So, I hope you're enjoying that accounting job of yours. I hear they reinstated
casual fridays at last. I hope to hear from you soon, love
One Day in My Shoes Part 1"Hey J.D.!" Rachel said running into the living room, where he was reading a comic on the sofa, "Heads up!"More Like This
He glanced up in time to see her do a catlike jump over the coffee table and directly at him. He dropped the comic just as she landed right on him, crushing his chest with her own large and heavy chest. "Hi sweetie!" she said giving him a big kiss on the lips as she recovered from the jump, "You wouldn't believe it!"
"I'm still not sure I believe what you just did!" he said gasping for breath as he pushed onto the other side of the couch, "Don't do that again!"
"Sorry!" she giggled, "Anyways, I did it! I got a job!"
"You got a what?"
"A job!" she said excitedly, "I told you I've been looking for a job for a while now to help pay for some of the stuff we buy for ourselves."
"Oh yeah," he said sitting up straight, "I'm just surprised you got it so quickly."
"Well it turned out to be easier than I thought," she said, "I checked out a lot of the
Complaints - FinaleKorris eyes traveled over Dees eyes. She softly asked, What? Her mind ran overMore Like This
Dees words, struggling to make sense of them.
Dee laid out a hand. I was born female. My aunt is Cerys Newid. Our boss.
Korris mouth dipped open. Confusion reigned in her thoughts. She slowly shook her head. What why how?
Dee shrugged. I have a means of remaining male while I work which Cerys provided me.
All the air seemed to have seeped out of Korris words. Softly, she asked, Why are you telling me all this?
Dee lowered his hand. Because of what you said and what I said.
Korri kept her eyes on Dee. You lied.
Dees body tensed. I dont lie. People just never ask the right questions. She watched his eyes. They didnt waver. They looked right back at her.
Korri dipped her head away. Whatever. What now?
Dees hands splayed
How Did This Happen? - TGHow Did This Happen? - TGMore Like This
I recieved a letter from a person that called themself K. I went to the adress on the card. The place looked something like an abandoned warehouse. It had no entrance that I can see.
"Can't find a door, make your own," I said. I clapped my hands, transmuted two giant steel doors, and entered the building. They disappeared after I was in.
I walked around the dimly lit place. It was filled with empty boxes and other crap. I stopped in a small square area.
"It's the right time so where is this K?"
After saying that I started to feel weird, especially in my right arm, which is really weird. I pulled off the glove and pulled the sleeve up as far up as it would go. The plating on my shoulder melted away and my right arm was starting to become real.
It hurt, so much in fact that I kneeled to the ground. I looked at my arm and saw the metal becoming bone. As it finished becoming bone it started to fill with marrow.
Then all the blood vessels, joints, and muscles start
Ms. Girls pe classMore Like This
Ms. Girl's p.e class
A man with shoulder length white hair and gold eyes was walking past a sports oval when the classes teacher come over "excuse me but can I ask for your help" the teacher said she had shoulder length black hair and purple eyes "sue I'm Wren" Wren said following her "nice to meet you, I'm Girl Ms. Girl" Ms. Girl said as they reached the group "ok girls Mr. Wren here has agreed to help us, so when I say go run two worm up laps then we'll start a game of tag, go " Ms. Girl said coursing the girls to start running as they ran a weird feeling passed throw Wren's body as his bones started to shrink as they changed coursing him to shrink as his bones change his body slimmed down his hair on his body disappeared as his shoulder length white hair became silver as it grow waist length as his manhood shrunk inwards becoming her womanhood small c-cups grow on her chest as her clothes changed his black cargos legs disappeared as the rest shrunk turning into a pai
Erin's Babysitting AdventuresEverything will be fine, Mrs. Ross, Erin said, smiling as she ushered the woman out of the store. Ive done this many times, your girls are safe.More Like This
Mrs. Ross smiled, alright, just remember, my phone number is on the fridge if anything goes wrong.
Erin nodded, nearly pushing Mrs. Ross out the door. Alright, alright, I have your number, I have all the numbers, go out and have good time, she said, shutting the door behind the nearly hysterical woman. She turned around to see two girls smiling up at her. She bent over, smiling. Were going to have so much fun tonight.
Erin had watched the two girls, 9 year old Maria and 6 year old Michelle, many times. She had been babysitting since just after Michelle was born. They were really the only kids she would still watch anymore.
First off, you two need to go get in your pajamas, alright? Eri
Call for a Change: Blind Date Jesse had just sat down with a bowl of soup when his cell phone rang.More Like This
"Apricot Parmesan," the voice said, and blank expression washed over Jesse's face.
"Go outside to the parking lot," came the emotionless instructions. Jesse obeyed blindly as he'd been programmed. With his steaming soup sitting on the coffee table and the television still on, he left his apartment. Trundling down two flights of stairs, he pushed through the glass entry doors and followed the sidewalk to the small parking lot next to the building.
"Stand in a parking space," the voice said. Jesse robotically walked to the nearest open parking space.
"Turn into a red, 2008 Camaro Super Sport. Close the cell phone."
Programmed to do as he was told, Jesse snapped the phone shut and knelt do
Make Yourself Useful "Jenkins! What are you doing?" Mr. Rattford yelled as he entered the break room.More Like This
Howard rolled his head back and spotted his boss stalking toward him. He didn't even take his feet down from the table.
"Watching Judge Judy," he said, returning his gaze to the television.
"Dammit, Jenkins! Don't give me any of your lip. Get out there and make yourself useful!" he said, storming back onto the sales floor.
"Whatever," Howard muttered, taking another sip of Mountain Dew.
As he continued to watch television, he heard someone just outside the break room shouting. "Does anyone have a mop! I got a broken jar of honey on aisle seven!"
Howard chuckled, knowing how hard it was clean up honey. Deciding to get some ch
One day at the Carnival...One day at the carnivalMore Like This
One day Sandra Collins, Sandy to her friends, was waiting out by a bus stop on a fine summer day. Her curly sand colored hair rested on her shoulders as her hazel eyes stared to the sky, watching the clouds go by as she waited for her friends to arrive so they could go to the mall. She heard the bus pull up and it stopped right by the stop and the doors opened with a hiss. Sandy waved as her friend Stacy walked out dressed in a light blue tank top and shorts and had medium black hair. She smiled as she hopped off. Sandy crossed her arms. You know how long Ive been waiting? Stacy looked to her. Sorry, I got held up in some chores I had to do. Sandy only smiled. Well at least youre here now. The next ones off the bus were two girls with brown hair, one short with a neon pink streak going on the left side and one with long hair tied in a pony tail. Moniq
Magic Lamp -1- That Sucking FeelingHe had toiled and troubled for months, searching the old texts, assembling the old magics, working alone and in secret until John had done it. John had made a magic lamp, the kind like one would see in any number of Genie stories. Drab and bronze, it’s handle was simple, and its spout was bent and almost looked like a cheap toy. But then, it wasn't what was on the outside that mattered, but what was inside that counts. That's what the movies said, anyway. There was one last ingredient that was missing: the Genie herself. According to the ancient scrolls, though, the lamp would take care of that itself. All John had to do was get someone to rub the vessel and they would become the Genie, bound forever to the lamp, forced forever to serve and obey the lamp's owner, which John intended to be himself.More Like This
John carefully put on a pair of gloves and grabbed the lamp. Then he stepped outside and went looking for his new Genie. He trekked down the steps of his apartment building, careful to
Bandie's Journal-01So let me start this simple-More Like This
I can't tell you my name. Yeah, cliche way to start doing a journal like this, but hey, what're you gonna do? Can't tell you my name, can't tell you where I live, basically can't tell you jack, because if I do, a bunch of scared people- Rightfully so, I might add- Are going to come burn down my house.
Probably with me in it.
If you HAVE to call me something, call me "Bandie". It's what my friends call me. Pretty ironic, actually, and they'd probably stop if they knew. Granted, that's more that they'd stop talking to me entirely in fear that I'm contagious or something. Yeah, my friends can be kind of dumb, but so can yours so shut up.
Anyway, you might've guessed I have a bit of a secret. Yeah, yeah. Continuing the cliche here, but if you don't like it, why are you reading my journal, you weirdo?
You ever get the feeling you were different? NOT like "Oh man, I am totally a unique special snow flake because my tastes are so independant of ever
You Are Who You EatYou Are Who You EatMore Like This
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity... Also, no humans or animals were harmed in the making of this story...)
"Honey, your stupid package has arrived!" Lisa calls from the front door. "... And you'd better hurry, cause I don't think I want it in my house anyways..."
"Coming dear, please don't hurt it!" John hurriedly races into the living room. Quickly grabbing the package off the floor he squeals like a schoolgirl. "The Experimental Human Foodinator 3000! The only one in the whole world and it's ours!"
"Lisa, you don't understand! This is the greatest coolest most fantasticist thing... EVER!"
"Come on, we have got to try it!" John places the slight larger than a microwave device on the table and activates it causing tiny light to blink across the surface.
Bathroom Troubles 2 Karma...Bathroom TroublesMore Like This
Karma Has Claws
Sitting in the drivers seat of the Monte Carlo, Johns paws struggle to maintain grip on the steering wheel as she speeds down the highway. More than a few times, she had been forced to use her claws, which left some aesthetically displeasing scratches, but she didnt care. The last thing they need right now is to get pulled over by a cop, John looks down at the dashboard, or that
John looks over at her sister, wide eyed. Meow She pulls one paw off the steering wheel and points it at the low fuel indicator illuminated on the dash. After a quick glance, Lauren smacks her head with one of her paws and runs it over her face. She looks over at her sister, shrugging her cat like shoulders. Mew? Approaching the nearest gas station, John motions for Lauren to hide in the back, and watches as she nimbly l