100 Ways to Annoy Optimus Prime100 Ways to Annoy Optimus Prime:More Like This
1) Refer to Optimus by one of the youtube captions of his name (i.e, Optimist, Octopus Pine, etc.)
2) Run around screaming about how epic the Decepticons are; how they are unbeatable and have a vast amount of members. Add how there's a handful of Autoboob failures in retrospect.
3) Have tons of political extremists from any/all parties try to have "diplomatic" discussions in Optimus' presence.
4) Dress up as Megatron and begin the usual "One shall stand, one shall fall" speech.
5) Try driving Optimus when he's in his alt mode. Refuse to let him drive and continue attempting to do so, even if he corrects you.
6) Show Optimus all of the porn and smut based around his character. And all that MPreg. Lots and lots of Mpreg.
7) Ask stupid, ridiculous questions hundreds upon hundreds of time until he finally snaps at you to cut it out.
8) Endanger others. Anyone at all. Frequently.
9) Offer any version of OP other than Bayverse the idea of painting flam
The children of Neyla part 1Tales of the Cooper FamilyMore Like This
The children of Neyla part 1
Ruesk walks into his, Saul and Luke office, make up all over his face. Saul was sitting on Luke’s lap, he stares at Ruesk, than starts to giggle. “Mickey and you getting dirty I see.” Saul teasingly said. Ruesk blushes and sits down on his chair. “Uh, I had…” Ruesk was trying to think of something to say, but it was too obvious that he and Mickey had been making out. Saul giggles some more as he cuddles up to Luke, kissing his neck. Luke chuckles and kisses Saul’s head as the kitty wolf plays with Luke’s goatee.
After a hour of working, Ruesk gets a text on his phone. He looks at it and blushes big time. “Mickey, you great little dirty girl.” Ruesk said under his breath. He looks up over at Luke and Saul, who are busy in their paper work. He stands up and walks out of the room, he bumps into Amanda on the way out. “Sorry.” They said to e