I Hate You.Beeeecauseeeeeee CLOVERRRRRRMore Like This
and his stupid QUESTION thing
I don't even care I'm just--
 Push me into a wall and kiss me?
 Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
 Slap Me?
 Slap me if I asked you to?
 Let me do S&M on you?
 Kiss Me?
 Let Me Kiss You?
 Watch A Movie With Me?
 Take Me Out To Dinner?
 Take A Shower With Me?
 Take Me Home For The Night?
 Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
 Take Me Anywhere With You
 Re-post This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
 Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
 Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
 Let Me Make You Breakfast?
 Make me breakfast?
 Tickle Me?
 Let Me Tickle You?
 Let me Top You?
 Top me?
 Play S&M games with me?
 Be my sadist?
 Be my masochistic puppet?
 Stick Up For Me If I Was Being Put Down?
 Instant Message Me?
 Greet Me In Public?
 Hang Out With Me?
 Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
 Bring M
The Bible Says God Doesn't Exist (Really!)More Like This
Many Christians wonder how anyone could doubt the existence of God, but it turns out it's right in the bible. If you read between the lines, it tells you there's no God
1) The bible claims that God sacrificed Jesus for our sins. (John 3:16, Romans 3:25, Ephesians 5:2, Hebrews 9:26) (This is ignoring Deuteronomy 24:16 and Ezekiel 18:20, which state that everyone is to be responsible for their own transgressions without anyone else dying for their sins, thus undermining the primary basis of Christianity.)
2) Since Jesus is God (2 Peter 1:1, John 10:30-33, and other verses), premise 1 means that God sacrificed himself.
3) A sacrifice involves the destruction of the entire being, including the spirit. This seems intuitively obvious especially for a self-sacrifice, since it's not much of a sacrifice if the martyr is guaranteed an eternity in heaven.