Tokkyuger what?What the hell, Toei, I could design better Ranger suits than that. Hell, I HAVE designed better suits than that!More Like This
and the mecha, is, well, brace yourselves:
Butt Race-Part 1 Lindsey had just gotten a job as a pit girl in a minor racing league. Her boyfriend, or rather ex-boyfriend, Jack, hated racing, and had completely disapproved. "Lindsey, I don't care that you think you'll like it there! You barely know a thing about cars!" Jack yelled, losing his patience. Lindsey screamed back at him, "Jack, you know that pit girls don't do anything other than stand around, letting the press take pics of them! All that I'll do is make poses for the cameras! Why the hell do you have such a problem with that?" That's when Jack changed tactics. "Listen to me Lindsey," he said in a gentler tone. "I know that's what they do. But when they say 'Sexy poses' when your sponsor is BloatBigger, you know something's up. I know that this will let you make money, and that it's a good opportunity. But if it's BloatBigger, then you can't take the job. If you take don't say that I didn't warn you. Since you're obviously pissed right now," (And, boy, was Lindsey mad. SheMore Like This
Nothing new...honestly, i feel bad that i haven't done anything. i want to. i started to. but, i just have. zero. motivation. it does not help when i'm more addicted to playing games than anything else. between being a consumer whore and buying skylanders swap force (...don't judge me). breeding shinies in X (I NEED A GOD DAMN SHINY RALTS AND TYRUNT! I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR A TYRUNT FOR WEEKS! LIKE OVER 400 EGGS AND STILL NO SHINY! WHAT THE HOLY FUCK?!). And playing Zelda (honestly, a link between worlds just felt a little too...easy. Fun, though).More Like This
being the consumer whore I am, i bought the zelda 3dsxl bundle when it came out. Soooo...NEW FRIEND CODE! 4313-1252-8601 So, you know, add that code. Apparently, on this 3ds, I'm grass type. That's odd. My regular 3ds is electric. by the zelda one, I'm grass.
little sister vore pt2my little sister Alysa has swallowed me whole and I'm freaking out cuz now I'm stuck in her belly and I don't know what to do my only hope is that she doesn't digest me.More Like This
finally I'm not hungry I'm actually fuller than I have been in my entire life. but now I'm too heavy to move in my shirt is all stretched out.
Alysa I scream why did you do this!
Because I was so hungry and you didn't come down to make me something.
Well then why didn't you try to wake me again!
I don't know why didn't you wake up.
Damn she's smart I muttered to my self.
so what are you going to do with me now I said?
I don't know yet I think I'll just leave you in there don't worry I won't DiGst you.
it's digest I said
Well sorry she said back
So how are you going to get nutrition.
I'll still eat regular food She said.
okay but how are you going to get to the fridge?
I have no idea she said well we got to think of something I said.
OK just let me think she said rubbing her tummy.
Then she said "kick".
What I said.
little sister vore pt1This story contains soft vote enjoy.More Like This
Today is the day I get to see my 7 year old little sister alysa.
She is always a nice girl and I love spending time with her.
Today I have to baby sit her cause grandma and grandpa have to go on there 30th anniversary. Plus mom and dad have to go to a meeting in new York for a week at the same time grandma and grandpa do.
So there dropping Alysa off at the house with me before they leave.
Mom and dad have already left so its just me.
So I'm playing skyrim when I hear the door bell ring.
So I pause the game and go down stairs to open the door.
I open the door and there is grandma and Alysa standing at the front door. So grandma hands me her bags tells me to remember to feed her
And change her diaper. I was still annoyed that she was still in diapers and yet she knows how to tie her shoes and talk perfectly normal cause I would have to change her after she made a miss in her diaper. So after grandma got back in the cat with grandpa I closed the door a
Skylanders X MLP: King's DefenseEver since the arrival of their EQG Allies, the Skylanders have been taking care of them, so they can feel relaxed before they can set off in another fight. Some EQGs had a nice bonding moment with the Skylanders, but the most bizarre bonding moment between an EQG and a Skylander came from the Equestrian Isles in Skylands. Master Eon went there to check up on the EQGs and the Skylanders when he noticed that since the EQGs arrived, EQG Twilight and Tree Rex were never separated from each other. He saw EQG Twilight on Tree Rex's shoulder as he carried her throughout the Isles.More Like This
Master Eon met up with the two as he said, "Tree Rex, I was on my way here to check up on EQG Twilight and the other three that are here. But I believe you and EQG Twilight have developed a friendship."
Tree Rex replied, "Well, it was a long story. But it happened during the Great Battle of the EQG Universe."
EQG Twilight remembered, "Sunset Shimmer had both, the Crown of Magic and Legendary Spike's Soul Gem until
MLP/TTTE crossover thomas the tank engine part 1MLP/TTTE CROSSOVER Thomas the tank engineMore Like This
I hope you are enjoying your new job
Boy 1923 has been a very good year, our Reverend friend from England Wilbert has gotten his book published and has just finished another one for his son Christopher and due to published. Anyway remember how Thomas was tired of being cooped up as a station pilot and wanted to see the world Well with team effort of both me Pinkie Pie and Twilight sparkle and of course Thomas and you too, His wish finally granted, These stories tell you how we did it. I hope you like as much as your new job cause helped me to write them.
Thomas and Gordon
Thomas was a tank engine who lived at big station called vicarstown where he worked as the station, he had six small wheels and short stumpy funnel a short stumpy boiler and short stumpy dome, he also had 2 very special friends, two ponies called twilight sparkle and Pinkie. He was a fussy little engine, always sort