You're a Whovian when...1. You know what the term "Whovain" means.More Like This
2. You get stomach cramps, clutch your abdomen and yell "I'm regenerating!"
3. You try and open the door with your screwdriver.
4. When this fails, you get annoyed and ask the nearest person where the "On" switch for it is.
5. You stare at the screwdriver for a few minutes, and think "This could be a little more sonic..."
6. You build your own TARDIS shell out of spare wood.
7. You're obsessed with 5m long scarves.
8. You ask complete strangers the year, and when the tell you, you say "What, again?"
9. You're seriously freaked by people wearing blue-tooth ear-pieces, and are convinced they'll turn into cybermen.
10. You avoid apples.
11. You hum the theme tune at any opportunity.
12. ditto the music from The Who Proms.
13. You do an awesome Empty Child impression.
14. When it snows, you wonder if it's real snow.
15. You say "Allons-y!" "Geronimo" "Fantastic!" "Spectacular" and "Brilliant" a lot.
16. You are terrified of shop window dummys, and