The Simpsons: Bobfather, Chapter 1Maggie stared across the room at the golden idol. She put her hands on her hips. The journey had not been easy, but now, being so close to her goal made all the trouble worth it. Her partner stepped forward.More Like This
“Let us hurry, there is nothing to fear here”, he said with a greedy smile.
Before he could complete his first step, Maggie stopped him; she slammed him to the wall, “that’s what scares me…” she exhaled.
Maggie took a deep breath, a mix of stale temple air combined with cool air that wafted through the drafty ceiling now and then. Bending down to examine the floor, Maggie tipped her fedora back as she looked over the various booby-trapped tiles that stood before herself and her prize.
“Stay here”, she instructed the man.
“If you insist, senorita”, her partner smiled and let Maggie pass by.
Maggie calculated each step. It seemed like an eternity between each foot fall. Carefully she made her way across the floor. One, two,
Crazy"I don't believe in fate or destiny. I believe in various degrees of hatred, paranoia, and abandonment. However much of that gets heaped upon you doesn't matter - it's only a matter of how much you can take and what it does to you" ~Henry RollinsMore Like This
Bart Simpson stared aimlessly at the padded walls of his cell.
"You're safe, he can't hurt you. You're safe, he can't hurt you" the thirteen year old repeated over and over again.
The enemy that Bart had feared for three years had now somehow gotten in his head.
"Well I must say this is a nice turn of events, I'm free as a bird, and you're the one in a straightjacket" the wild haired man teased.
"Shut up! You're not really here!" Bart yelled.
"Seeing things again Mr. Simpson?" the young nurse asked as she walked into his cell.
"It's him again" the boy whispered.
"Bart, Sideshow Bob can't hurt you, he died remember, his whole family was at the funeral" the nurse said. She stuck a needle into his
Crack containg go compare XDRandom Story of Jersey and Guernsey and London and Sark and New Jersey XD Enjoy the randomness!More Like This
It was the middle of the flipping night when Jerseys alarm clock ringed, so she decided that the milk in the fridge had run out so she ran down the stairs with her long nighty touching the floor and she could hear Guernsey snoring it was so loud that the blinking roof fell off and the go compare man fell in and sang go compare song and Sark woke up and screamed so the house woke up and sang the lady gaga songs so Jersey jumped in her pink clown car and went down to the corner shop and it was called Iceland and then Iceland fel out of the flipping door with 60 footballers wives stucked to his shoulders or so then Jesey ripped the sign down because shes awesome like that and she walked in with a really short marysue miniskirt on and she got 1000 pints of milk and some oreos and then New Jersey came into the store with a dress on even though hes a boy and Jersey drank some milk without even pay