Video Game Confessions - Peppy HareMore Like This
This is Captain Gamer, superhero and columnist. On the side, he works at a five star restaurant called the Pixel Palace, substituting for the regular bartender Dominic when needed. There, Captain can meet his old video game friends when they come in to have a drink. Sometimes, they share stories and even secrets. For as we all know, what the bartender hears is confidential... isn't it?
So there I am tending bar when in walks someone we all know: Peppy Hare, from the Star Fox team. Well, formerly Star Fox if you only count the main four. He's seen his share of dogfights, but this evening he's looking more worn-down than usual. So I ask him, "Evening, Mr. Hare. Long day?"
And he's clearly in his own world a little bit, which I feel reinforces my gut check. He figures out what he wants and says aside, "An aileron roll..."
He mutters it so I'm not quite clear, I say, "Pardon?" Still trying to read the mood.
"An aileron roll!" He repeats. A little louder, to put it mildly. "Fox did