My handwriting sucksMore Like This
My handwriting sucks big time
but right now I gotta pee
or my bladder will explode.
As I'm no mermaid at sea.
I swear I will find a rhyme
if I do it near a tree
or while squatting on the road.
Ode to a lavatory.
Angel The Fox and The CupboardChapter 1More Like This
It was a small space. Its windows …
"Wha-?! What windows?! God, some narrator! If you haven't noticed Mr. Narrator there are no windows!" Capt. Foxx spoke sarcastically and seemed flustered …
"Ohh!" Capt. Foxx put on a squeaky, irritating voice, "'Spoke sarcastically and seemed flustered!' Psh. Suddenly a psychologist are we now?! Determine when I'm sarcastic do we now?!"
It appeared Capt. Foxx had been in the small space (I suddenly speak quickly!) with-no-windows, ahem, too long and was fighting with a non existent person …
I … I can carry on?! …
No interruptions from Mr. Foxx?! …
"THAT'S CAPTAIN YOU BA-!!"
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