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Ways To Get Pein Mad: Chap 1Sakura sat in her room, bored as hell. She was browsing the internet on her laptop, when she came across a list. 'Ways To Get Pein Very Mad.'
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'Hmmm...worth a shot.' she thought to herself. She printed out a copy of the list and set to work.
1. Call him the 4th Hokage.
Sakura trotted up to Pein, who was sitting in the kitchen.
"Yondaime! YONDAIME!" she yelled. Pein glanced up, looked at her for a very long time, then returned to staring at the wall.
"Yon-DAI-me!" she repeated, waving her arms in front of Pein. A vein twitched in the Leader's head.
"Yondaime, Yondaime, Yondaime, Yondaime, Yondaime, Yondaime, Yon-"
"You do realize that I'm not the Yondaime?" he said, trying to suppress his anger. Sakura merely grinned, running off giggling. Pein watched her run off, then shook his head.
2. Attach strong magnets to his face.
Sakura ransacked the Akatsuki base. Was it really that hard to find magnets? Sasori walked in, wondering what the noise was.