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▼: IT WASN'T AWKWARD UNTIL YOU SAID IT WAS AWKWARD.
▼: NOW IT IS AWKWARD.
▲: Hello, my son.
▼: HEY. HERE TO SCOLD ME AGAIN?
▲: No, never to scold, only here with good faith.
▼: SCREW YOU. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LUSUS.
▲: No, I am not any Lusus.
▲: I am more powerful than a Lusus, and yet closer to you.
▲: I am always with you, but you may not personally know me.
▼: ... RUFIO?
▲: I am Jegus, son of Gog.
▼: CLOSE ENOUGH.
▲: Karkat, my child, I hear you may be troubled.
▼: MIGHT WANT TO CLEAR OUT YOUR EARWAX IF YOU THINK MAY BE FITS INTO THE PICTURE.
▲: Please, I am on a holy mission from Gog himself.
▲: So you care to confess your sins?
▲: If you so wish.
▼: IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'LL EVER FORGIVE IT.
▼: THE ORIGINAL SIN.
▲: Why would you ever say that?
▲: Gog fo