10 ways to annoy Quil Ateara 10 ways to annoy Quil Ateara:More Like This
10) Tell him that having chocolate brown fur tells us how sweet he is.
9) Remind him every time that Embry might be his half brother.
8) Ask him about Sam and Leah.
7) Ask him why he joined Jacob's pack. Add "Is it because you and Jacob imprinted on babies?"
6) Ask him what he thinks of Jacob and Renesmee, if he says that's wrong say "Yeah, where did we get that from?"
5) When you guys greet say in a deep voice "What up Old Quils?"
4) Tell him that he reminds you of Michael Jackson.
3) Tell him that before he phased, no one liked or cared about him.
2) Ask him if he's got the hots for Claire yet.
What's the number one way to annoy Quil Ateara?
1) Tell him every time that imprinting on an infant is called pedophile. Tell him that's sick and disgusting.
10 ways to annoy Leah Clearwater 10 ways to annoy Leah ClearwaterMore Like This
10) Ask if she still has feeling for Sam.
9) Ask her about Emily.
8) Ask why does she HAVE to take out her anger on everyone else. Add "Geez Leah" in the end.
7) Ask her how does it feel to be surrounded by muscular shirtless guys, make sure to add "You lucky whore, I want thaaat!" and stomp your foot like a fangirl would.
6) Tell Renesmee (Teenage) That Leah and Jacob would have ended together, if it wasn't for her. Make sure Leah hears you.
5) Tell her it is possible that Seth is a pimp and he sleeps with girls behind her back.
4) Ask her why she joined Jake's pack. Add "Is it because you have feelings for him? I don't blame you."
3) While arguing with her shout "At least I'm not barren like you!"
2) Tell her to rip the umbilical cord - Seth ain't little anymore.
What's the number one way to annoy Leah Clearwater?
1) Tell her that the guys are dogs and she's the b word, add "You know the female dog?" Videotape her reaction.