
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasMore Like This
Chapter 3
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Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Bart: Nah.
Homer: Uh, kids Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Bart: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Bart: Are we there y

A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasMore Like This
Chapter 2
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Lisa: Bart?!
Bart: I'm okay!
Lisa: Dad?
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, P