Albert Wesker : Owner's GuideAlbert Wesker: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance ManualMore Like This
You are now the proud owner of an ALBERT WESKER unit! In order to obtain top performance from your captain, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Note that there are currently two editions of our WESKER unit available to guarantee a wider range of sexy evilness. You may chose between
(a) Type I CAPTAIN ALBERT WESKER
(b) Type II ALBERT WESKER CVX
Please ensure that you have been issued with the edition of your choice as confusing these two types may result in severe malfunctions and/or permanent damage to the unit and/or his owner.
Name: Albert Wesker (may be referred to as Wesker, Captain, treacherous bastard or Albie, although the latter is not recommended)
Manufacturer: Evil Traitor Inc.
Year of Production: 1960
Height: 6ft ( 183 cm)
Weight: 186 lbs ( 84 kg)
Length: not human anymore
Sometimes it's Better to Miss Out on Things Do you remember when you were little? That time when your parents were doing something oh so exciting, but you had to go to bed? You wanted oh so badly to stay awake, and join in on the experience, but couldn't because you had school tomorrow. You were scared to miss out on things.More Like This
So as your parents tell you it's bedtime, you reluctantly stop whatever you're doing and change into your pajamas, brush your teeth, and get ready for bed. As your climbing under the covers, your parents turn out the light and whisper goodnight. You try one last time to convince them to let you stay up, but they shake their heads and close the door, engulfing your room in darkness.
Now rendered temporarily blind, you lay there in the dark room as your eyes dart around wildly, trying to make out your surroundings. The first thing that comes into focus is your tall dresser, standing at the foot of your single bed. Then you make out the shapes of your toy