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I've heard your arguments a thousand times.
You keep harping about his size,
how he's too big to keep inside.
Yes, yes, I know,
you told me a million times
how he ate your best horse,
armor and all...
Yes, I know...
he crushed the roof of the church,
caving in half the building
when he landed on it.
So what if he drank
half the moat last week?
We didn't need it anyway...
And I -said- I'd pay for
all the grain and hayfields
he burnt this month...
It wasn't his fault he knocked down
the corral and spooked the horses
with his wings when he took off...
And I know he ate half a herd of cattle,
he couldn't help it,
he was hungry!
You can't keep blaming him for
things that aren't his fault.
Before you sic your hounds on us,
best remember, he's -my- pet,
and I don't care what you say...
I'm -not- getting rid of Fluffy!