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Ziva David was mildly confused. This was never a good state to find her in as, when she was unsure of a situation, she got annoyed and when Ziva got annoyed her Mossad training tended to kick in. Things often got more than a little bit messy after that. So, for the welfare of everyone working in the NCIS building, they did their very best to make sure she knew what was happening.
Also the cleaning crew had threatened to go on strike, blood was a very stubborn stain to shift and, where a confused Ziva went, blood had a tendency to follow. One of the cleaning crew, a normally mild-mannered, elderly Mexican lady was now reduced to hysterics e

The Rules of NCISThe Rules of NCISMore Like This
Gibbs:
#1- Never let suspects stay together.
#1- Never Screw over your partner.
#2- Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
#3- Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
#3- Never be unreachable.
#4- The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
#5- Don't throw away good.
#6- Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
#7- Always be specific when you lie.
#8- Never take anything for granted.
#9- Always carry a knife.
#10- Never personally get involved in a case.
#11- When a job is done, walk away.
#12- Never date a coworker.