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43 Lampkin Ln
Haddonfield, IL 60001
Phone: (618) 666-1031
Objective: To be near those who are not in shape and cannot run for a long period of time. I am wishing to help those who have very major problems in this area. It would be a goal of mine to get as close as I can to them, in order to allow them a head start on their... future. In which case I'm applying for the career of an Athletic Instructor.
Employment History: While I have not actually ever been employed for a job in the past, I have spent the last fifteen years in a high security asylum, where we have conducted numerous strength training sessions. I can supply you with my file, in it you'll find that I am very physically fit, for I am able to toss the guards up against the wall. When I first entered the asylum, I was at the height of 5'10", and modern day I stand at the striking height of 6'9". I have the greatest amount of muscle out of anyone in the asylum. Also, I'd like to point out that